Posted September 13, 2013 "Nvidia's new physx engine reportedly caused desynchronisation problems in the testing phase of the upcoming "Farcry 1900". At the time of writing Nvidia has made no official statement about the issue." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2013 Shiiii- Sorry, guys Quite a few good entries, but... When attempting to bring video game tracks into real life, the American Racing Association probably shouldn't have started with Rainbow Road. ...this one takes it. Go Moogle! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2013 Woohoo! I'll use one of @Goafer's pictures from the photography thread. Hope he doesn't mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2013 "Slender man enjoys a quiet walk with a friend" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2013 "The only surviving photograph of the inventors of the Penny Farthing together." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2013 "Fancy a short walk to the shop?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2013 In local news, 2 Mafia goons were released earlier today after serving a 10 year stretch at the big house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 13, 2013 "And then I said to her: 'Who's your daddy longlegs?'" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 2, 2013 “Hmm, freshmen seem to get shorter every year.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 2, 2013 Sorry I'm late. Dannyboy is teh winrar. Go @Dannyboy\-the\-Dane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 4, 2013 "This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to beef up." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 4, 2013 Looks like they tried to.... double the steaks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2013 Imagine the cook’s surprise after the steak sneezed back at him after adding the pepper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2013 An Introduction : Two men meat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2013 I actually thought it was a heart cut in two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 10, 2013 During a zombie invasion you do anything to survive, even using a meat-shield is fair game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 14, 2013 I'll have to give this one to @The Peeps and his puntastic entry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 14, 2013 With still 1 hour and 20 minutes to go, she’s definitely not cut out for a 9-to-5 job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 19, 2013 "The potential acquisition of Shiny Jangly Keys Ltd had fallen through, and Morag was not happy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 20, 2013 A little over half past three, when most co-workers have gone home, that’s usually when Ivana reflects on her life. “I used to be so carefree in my childhood.. Not a single worry”, she thinks. “Now look at me. Stuck in this drab office job, with no prospects of a better career.. My husband left me for a younger woman, leaving me to raise my drug addict of a daughter alone. She won’t even talk to me anymore.. I struggle to pay my mortgage and my bills. Why do I even go on? It would be so much easier to end it all..” Quarter to four.. That’s usually when the sobbing starts. And when the sobbing starts, that’s when the happy pills come out of her desk.. The question each day is, “does she only take one, or does she take the whole bottle?” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites