Posted June 6, 2013 Thanks very much. I browsed the 'wtf' subreddit for a while looking for a picture, but decided against a picture of someones horrifically gory eye injury and went with this instead: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 6, 2013 The National Pug Racing Association is under investigation after random drug tests found traces of Red Bull in the winner's bloodstream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 6, 2013 The crowd watched in admiration as Superdog flew towards danger once more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 6, 2013 Despite being left in the dust, Jimmy finally got to realise his dream of being a greyhound. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 6, 2013 Mr Puggles ran so fast, he managed to warp the space behind him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 6, 2013 (edited) [..] but decided against a picture of someones horrifically gory eye injury [..] Aww.. 0123456789 Edit: “Oh god.. Did I leave the stove on??” Edited June 6, 2013 by Sméagol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 6, 2013 Everytime you masturbate, god levitates a pug Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 6, 2013 Everytime you masturbate, god levitates a pug Haha.. On that note: “I have to go now. My planet needs me.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 6, 2013 Greyhound racing is going to the dogs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 6, 2013 She knew she was going over the speed limit, but Molly had always felt like a bit of a crime rider. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 7, 2013 Ok, i think that's long enough. I think @MoogleViper edges this one with his second comment. It seems to be far cleverer than at first glance. Although i'm not sure how.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 7, 2013 Having messed up their marketing budget, the "Old Spice" accounting department had to come up with a plan B for their next TV campaign... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 7, 2013 When I said "put that bitch on my ass", that is not what I meant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 7, 2013 Donkey contemplates licking electric fence. Dog has not been consulted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 7, 2013 At that moment Jeff started to question his path in life. So did the donkey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 7, 2013 The avant-garde production of Don Quixote relied on the assumption that once put together, the actors would instinctively realise what to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 7, 2013 Good entries people. Let's keep up this momentum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 7, 2013 The Voyage of the Beagle 2: Mount that ass I have no idea... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 7, 2013 I'm going to end this early as I'm going away for the weekend. A close call, but @Yvonne wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 7, 2013 “Cousin itt didn’t comment on who the mother of his 2 illegitimate children was.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 7, 2013 Oh god... One of us is going to have to change. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) After seeing how hideous his lady friend turned out to be, suddenly Ernest didn't want to enter the transmogrifier anymore. Edited June 9, 2013 by Ville Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 7, 2013 After eating half of the flowers, the groom felt rather sheepish. Overall it was a baa'd ceremony, the best man had rambled on in his speech and they had been fleeced out of all their savings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
