nightwolf Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Good thing I made a joke of it myself before anyone else could get in there. But thank you for making that post a re-asserting my original worries that there would be at least one immature dick on this forum that would take this sensitive problem of mine and make it the subject of a shitty unoriginal joke. If it were a real problem then go to your bloody doctor already. , though it worries me that the matter is joked about, cancer isn't something to joke about /end ps. has the ''mole'' gone yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 If it were a real problem then go to your bloody doctor already. , though it worries me that the matter is joked about, cancer isn't something to joke about /end ps. has the ''mole'' gone yet Like he wouldn't have done the same >.> i personally laughed at it, but thats probably because i came up with it, and besides, in a thread about penii, what did he expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 true enough :P, I personally didn't laugh at it, the general humour of the guys here reminds me of my college class so I've heard it pretty much all before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 penii I love that word. Just look at the 'i's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 ps. has the ''mole'' gone yet Yeah we got a bit angry with each other and said a few things that we didn't mean. He went and stormed off. But the next day I gave him a call and we're going to give it another go. He's taking me out for a meal tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 aww isn't that nice xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramar Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Yeah we got a bit angry with each other and said a few things that we didn't mean. He went and stormed off. But the next day I gave him a call and we're going to give it another go. He's taking me out for a meal tomorrow. Your lucky moles are close to being blind . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 If it were a real problem then go to your bloody doctor already. , though it worries me that the matter is joked about, cancer isn't something to joke about har har har The lump is just there; it doesn't hurt and I've never had sex (go figure) so it doesn't pose much of a threat. Until there's actual danger present I don't feel particularly motivated to go show my GP my mutated dick. + Fair enough Dom this is a pretty silly thread but this seemed like the most appropriate place to talk about my problem. Sorry for the tad over-reaction. Hmm, maybe I should create a super serious problems thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 har har har The lump is just there; it doesn't hurt and I've never had sex (go figure) so it doesn't pose much of a threat. Until there's actual danger present I don't feel particularly motivated to go show my GP my mutated dick. + Fair enough Dom this is a pretty silly thread but this seemed like the most appropriate place to talk about my problem. Sorry for the tad over-reaction. Hmm, maybe I should create a super serious problems thread... Since when do you have to have sex to have a lump dear..? What sex education have you had? Go to your bloody doctor regardless. I'm not even joking about that either. Lumps don't have to hurt nor do they have to be very big either. If it something thats worrying you 10minutes of a professional looking at you will set them aside. ps. jamba made an e-agony aunt thread I suppose you could post your issues there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Since when do you have to have sex to have a lump dear..? What sex education have you had? Go to your bloody doctor regardless. I'm not even joking about that either. Lumps don't have to hurt nor do they have to be very big either. Don't condescend me. The reason I said I haven't had sex is to clear the fact that it isn't an STD. I know I should go to the doctor but it's easier said than done. First I would have to tell my parents... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Then you take it to a man that holds like its the most disgusting thing ever and looks at it with contempt. But, can a penis fall off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Don't condescend me. The reason I said I haven't had sex is to clear the fact that it isn't an STD. I know I should go to the doctor but it's easier said than done. First I would have to tell my parents... You don't ever have to tell your parents to book an appointment, if they are told by the doctor it breeches confidentiality, can you not get one after school/college etc. You can always get the results via text or phone call and tell them when you wish to have the results and whatnot. You can tell I have been to the doctors before cant you EDIT: only if there is something seriously wrong shino. You can always ask for a nurse instead by the way, it doesn't have to be a man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted March 3, 2008 Author Share Posted March 3, 2008 Your lucky moles are close to being blind . Yeah I know. If he could see me he'd think that I was way out of his league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 You can always ask for a nurse instead by the way, it doesn't have to be a man Haha, I wouldn't like to see the results of that. ... Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Haha, I wouldn't like to see the results of that. ... Sorry. lol it's the same for a female can ask for a male nurse or doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 McMad. If it's a soft lump take a pin to it you pussy. If it's a hard lump some scissors will do the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 The lump is just there; it doesn't hurt and I've never had sex (go figure) so it doesn't pose much of a threat. Until there's actual danger present I don't feel particularly motivated to go show my GP my mutated dick. That's absolutely no reason for thinking it doesn't pose much of a threat, as such symptoms are characteristic of tumours - you should see a doctor as soon as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 McMad.If it's a soft lump take a pin to it you pussy. If it's a hard lump some scissors will do the job. yeah that's great advice...god forbid if you get a lump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 i was only kidding. I thought it was a tad obvious that he shouldn't take a pair of scissors to his cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 i was only kidding. I thought it was a tad obvious that he shouldn't take a pair of scissors to his cock. /sarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 i was only kidding. I thought it was a tad obvious that he shouldn't take a pair of scissors to his cock. You were kidding..... Oh boy....Erm....Anyone know the number for 999? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfox Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Have a doctor look at it. They see hundreds of lumps every year. Even if its nothing it'll put your mind at rest. Stop putting it off and go! Don't condescend me. The reason I said I haven't had sex is to clear the fact that it isn't an STD. I know I should go to the doctor but it's easier said than done. First I would have to tell my parents... You don't. Just make an appointment and say your heading to mate's house or something. They cannot tell you're parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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