Posted January 25, 2008 Easy....Bono, then...Lilly Allen, and finally I would round-house kick Amy Winehouse in the spine before punching her in the skull. What can I say, I've got alota love to give. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2008 I'd most like make sure my free punch went along way, purely because alot of ''celebrities'' need to grow up. Paris I would scratch, can't give blowjobs with an ugly face now can we ^.^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2008 Kerry Katona or whatever she's called Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2008 Barry Ferguson, because 1) He always plays well for Rangers but never for Scotland and 2) he runs like he has a brush up his arse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2008 I'm suprised no one has mentioned Jeremy Kyle. Prick. Sandra Bullock, Simon Cowell, Russell Brand, Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty, W.A.G's and "celebrities" who think they should be in the public eye everyday. Where's John Prescott when you need him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2008 I'm physically stuck for choice here. Ricky Gervais. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! Alan Carr.I just don't find him funny, and it's guys like that him that just fuel the gay stereotype and make it worse for the rest of us. Pete Doherty. I've heard your music and I didn't like it. Now piss off. Easy....Bono, then...Lilly Allen, and finally I would round-house kick Amy Winehouse in the spine before punching her in the skull. Beautiful quote. I can't choose just one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2008 Well i cannot choose one celebrity to punch in the face as there are so many that i would like to punch. Ricky Gervais would top the list followed by Pete Doherty, Amy Winehouse, Alan Carr, Jeremy Kyle, anyone who became famous from the crap known as reality TV i.e. Big Brother, I'm a Celeb, X Factor etc, Simon Cowell, Richard and Judy, Nick Hancock, Steve Jobs, Dale Winton, The Cheeky Girls, Mr Motivator, David Beckham, Nick Knowles, Britney Spears, K-fed, Russle Brand, Jade Goody, Shall continue this list later, i have at least 10 more to add to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2008 I'd punch Derren Brown. Then i'd just say "he made me do it!!" And run away giggling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2008 not really a celebrity (even if she thinks that she is) but i would love to give faye turney a really good kicking haha (im not a woman beater. but shes not really a woman) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2008 My first thought was Paris Hilton, but I wouldnt be able to stop after just one punch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2008 Sandra Bullock Nooooo Id have to go with Bill O'Reilly, Oprah Winfrey, Dr. Phil., Tom Cruise, his wife and daughter, and Will Smith Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2008 I have a few. David Cameron (Fuck off, you know feck all about teh footie!) Alex McLeish (Scotland or Birmingham? Why the fuck did he choose the latter?) David Gold (Knobhead) James McFadden (Lost all respect for him now.) Ashley Cole (The epitome of annoying footballers) Piers Morgan (He's just an annoying c**t) Chris De Burgh (With a face like that, how could you resist?) Lionel Blair (I just think he deserves one for something.) Paris Hilton (fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.) The McCann's (I just don't care anymore, fuck off!) There might be some more... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2008 This is too easy. Jude Fucking Law. Can't stand the guy, he doesn't look human, and Closer really sucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
