Most Inappropriate Things To Say In Any Given Situation Thread

[MoogleViper]

A few good ones. I'll leave it open for a bit longer to see if we get anymore good ones. Keep 'em coming people.

[ipaul]

Sorry I'm late, ran over a Lama on the way here, they just don't look where they're going these days.

[MoogleViper]

Ok I think this one has run it's course.

 

I'll pick Strider as the winner. Although Mundi came close.

 

Leaderboard:

 

MoogleViper 3

EchoDesiato 2

ShadowV7 2

EEVILMURRAY 1

Mundi 1

Shino 1

iPaul 1

Ellmeister 1

Stefkov 1

Strider 1

[Strider]

The situation is:

 

Your hiding in the toilet on a train without a ticket, there is a knock on the door from the ticket inspector.

 

You say:

[Roostophe]

"*pfffffffffffffffffffff* Oh, shit! It's EVERYWHERE! *pfffffffffffffffff*"

[ipaul]

Sorry inspector, I just used my ticket to wipe my arse and have since flusehd it down the loo.

 

I'm inspecting my herpes do you really want to come in here?

 

Hehe I'm riding a train without a ticket!

[AshMat]

Sorry I'm late, the bell rang before I got here (perhaps not that funny but if anyone is ever late to a lesson and the teacher asks you why please use this =D)

 

I am so saying that next time i'm late.

That is a promise.

[ipaul]

I am so saying that next time i'm late.

That is a promise.

 

Good man

[Guest Stefkov]

''Knock''

'Hnnnggggggg'

It's coming. It's COMING!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

 

ahhhh

[Wesley]

"Go away! This is my house now!"

[ReZourceman]

"Just coming..."

....

"...Oh god....Oh I dropped it in....oh its all wet and mushy and pooey....Oh..."

 

 

|Its not funny. I cant think of any good ones, Lol.

[Guest Stefkov]

'Sorry mate, I seem to have eaten the ticket with my laxatives. I'll just get it now for you'

[AshMat]

Sorry to be a total ripoff but but:

"Sorry, suddenly i got explosive diarrhea erupting inside my trousers. The stench and the overall grossness made nearly every passenger barf, so i'll be a while"

[EchoDesiato]

Sorry to be a total ripoff but but:

"Sorry, suddenly i got explosive diarrhea erupting inside my trousers. The stench and the overall grossness made nearly every passenger barf, so i'll be a while"

 

It's seems diarrhea works in every situation. :p

[ShadowV7]

Sorry I had to use my ticket due to chronic diarrhea. You'd think I had tex mex(sp?) last night with this stench. It's everywhere, on my hands and floor and ceiling. I just can't clean it up, please get help.

 

*As the inspector goes to get help, you run out and go down the carriage he's already been. For full effect use a stink bomb so inspector can smell it, you will have to put up with the stench more so take deoderant with you*

 

Or

 

If I leave this room my ass might spontaneously combust.

[Mundi]

"Where´s your ticket!"

[MoogleViper]

*walks out of toilet*

"My ticket's in there somewhere. I'd leave it five minutes first."

[Patch]

*Shouting*

"Honey, can you get that? I'm on the phone"

[ShadowV7]

"I'm a man of pride so i'll be honest with you. I never bought a ticket, I snuck on the train since i'm broke and I was hiding in here hoping you wouldn't find me. Since I was honest and came clean about this tragic incident, can you let this slide and keep me on?"

[Mundi]

*walks out of booth without any pants* Oh my ticket, wait a second.... OH GOD! Someone stole my pants which conveniently my ticket was in!

[MoogleViper]

"That was a ticket? I thought it was complementary toilet paper."

[EchoDesiato]

"This is a train? I thought it was a public toilet!"

[weeyellowbloke]

"Who are you? What year is it? Who's the president? Don't go in there you'll disrupt the temporal field creating a warp distortion. Why this looks like the inside of an early 21st century locomotive vehicle. Noooooo, I've gone to far back."

[ShadowV7]

"This is where my mama gave birth to me 22 years ago today... Then she jumped out that window"

[Guest Stefkov]

'Shit. Forgot my diapers!'