MoogleViper Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 A few good ones. I'll leave it open for a bit longer to see if we get anymore good ones. Keep 'em coming people.
ipaul Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 Sorry I'm late, ran over a Lama on the way here, they just don't look where they're going these days.
MoogleViper Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 Ok I think this one has run it's course. I'll pick Strider as the winner. Although Mundi came close. Leaderboard: MoogleViper 3 EchoDesiato 2 ShadowV7 2 EEVILMURRAY 1 Mundi 1 Shino 1 iPaul 1 Ellmeister 1 Stefkov 1 Strider 1
Strider Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 The situation is: Your hiding in the toilet on a train without a ticket, there is a knock on the door from the ticket inspector. You say:
Roostophe Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 "*pfffffffffffffffffffff* Oh, shit! It's EVERYWHERE! *pfffffffffffffffff*"
ipaul Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 Sorry inspector, I just used my ticket to wipe my arse and have since flusehd it down the loo. I'm inspecting my herpes do you really want to come in here? Hehe I'm riding a train without a ticket!
AshMat Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 Sorry I'm late, the bell rang before I got here (perhaps not that funny but if anyone is ever late to a lesson and the teacher asks you why please use this =D) I am so saying that next time i'm late. That is a promise.
ipaul Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 I am so saying that next time i'm late.That is a promise. Good man
Guest Stefkov Posted December 12, 2007 Posted December 12, 2007 ''Knock'' 'Hnnnggggggg' It's coming. It's COMING! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh
ReZourceman Posted December 13, 2007 Author Posted December 13, 2007 "Just coming..." .... "...Oh god....Oh I dropped it in....oh its all wet and mushy and pooey....Oh..." |Its not funny. I cant think of any good ones, Lol.
Guest Stefkov Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 'Sorry mate, I seem to have eaten the ticket with my laxatives. I'll just get it now for you'
AshMat Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Sorry to be a total ripoff but but: "Sorry, suddenly i got explosive diarrhea erupting inside my trousers. The stench and the overall grossness made nearly every passenger barf, so i'll be a while"
EchoDesiato Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Sorry to be a total ripoff but but:"Sorry, suddenly i got explosive diarrhea erupting inside my trousers. The stench and the overall grossness made nearly every passenger barf, so i'll be a while" It's seems diarrhea works in every situation. :p
ShadowV7 Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 Sorry I had to use my ticket due to chronic diarrhea. You'd think I had tex mex(sp?) last night with this stench. It's everywhere, on my hands and floor and ceiling. I just can't clean it up, please get help. *As the inspector goes to get help, you run out and go down the carriage he's already been. For full effect use a stink bomb so inspector can smell it, you will have to put up with the stench more so take deoderant with you* Or If I leave this room my ass might spontaneously combust.
MoogleViper Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 *walks out of toilet* "My ticket's in there somewhere. I'd leave it five minutes first."
Patch Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 *Shouting* "Honey, can you get that? I'm on the phone"
ShadowV7 Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 "I'm a man of pride so i'll be honest with you. I never bought a ticket, I snuck on the train since i'm broke and I was hiding in here hoping you wouldn't find me. Since I was honest and came clean about this tragic incident, can you let this slide and keep me on?"
Mundi Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 *walks out of booth without any pants* Oh my ticket, wait a second.... OH GOD! Someone stole my pants which conveniently my ticket was in!
MoogleViper Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 "That was a ticket? I thought it was complementary toilet paper."
EchoDesiato Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 "This is a train? I thought it was a public toilet!"
weeyellowbloke Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 "Who are you? What year is it? Who's the president? Don't go in there you'll disrupt the temporal field creating a warp distortion. Why this looks like the inside of an early 21st century locomotive vehicle. Noooooo, I've gone to far back."
ShadowV7 Posted December 13, 2007 Posted December 13, 2007 "This is where my mama gave birth to me 22 years ago today... Then she jumped out that window"
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