Posted December 13, 2007 "Who are you? What year is it? Who's the president? Don't go in there you'll disrupt the temporal field creating a warp distortion. Why this looks like the inside of an early 21st century locomotive vehicle. Noooooo, I've gone to far back." It's not my turn to pick. But this one made me laugh pretty hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 "Who are you? What year is it? Who's the president? Don't go in there you'll disrupt the temporal field creating a warp distortion. Why this looks like the inside of an early 21st century locomotive vehicle. Noooooo, I've gone to far back." You win. Congratulations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 Updated! Leaderboard MoogleViper 3 EchoDesiato 2 ShadowV7 2 EEVILMURRAY 1 Mundi 1 Shino 1 iPaul 1 Ellmeister 1 Stefkov 1 Strider 1 weeyellowbloke 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 Woohoo, right now I need to think of a situation then. Hmmm, alright. You bump into your mum as you walk out of a sex shop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 I've just been doing my christmas shopping for you mother! I was just buying something for the prostitute I'm with tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 Appropriate "Hey, er, that wasn't the newsagents." Inappropriate "Can you believe they've sold out of the ten-inchers?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 "Hey save it for tonight." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 Hey, mom I... Wait a sec, what are YOU doing in front of a sex shop? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 "Mum Which one othese Dildos do you think my girlfriend will prefer?" "Well I love it when your father pleasures me with the black one." I feel ill now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 "I told you it was my turn to buy the Slide and Ride" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 'Mum? I swear I just saw you in the store. Wait a minute you were on the cover of one!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 "Mum, dad told you not to come in here anymore. You are spending way too much money." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 "Hey mom, I just bought some anal beads. Wanna try them out?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 "Mum I'd recommend the romping rabbit. And get a butt plug for dad, I'm getting tired." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 I just bought this sexy little number for my girlfriend, but I'd prefer to see you in it. Fucks sake....ah mum! You'll know where I can get some decent dildos right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 I just bought this sexy little number for my girlfriend, but I'd prefer to see you in it. that one made me do this: ... :| :/ Ewwwww Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 "Now you just went and spoiled your Santa dildo. Good going mum. Least I was thinking of getting rid of your sexual frustration since Dad doesn't seem to be capable of it." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 You think the dildos in there are big you should see my cock! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 "... THIS is because YOU couldn't birth me with a bigger one!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 13, 2007 Hey mum, dad's waiting in there for you to try on some of those strap ons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 14, 2007 *Screams like a bunny(from rayman raving rabbids) while holding dildos in both hands**runs away* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 14, 2007 "...it's all your fault mum, all your fault." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 14, 2007 I just bought this sexy little number for my girlfriend, but I'd prefer to see you in it. Fucks sake....ah mum! You'll know where I can get some decent dildos right? A winner is you! Pure filth, I am both shocked and amazed at your gutter based mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 14, 2007 Huzzah!! I won another =) Alright lets see.... You and many others are about to cross the road when the old women next to you slips on the ice and falls over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
