Posted December 9, 2007 "Help, baby, Shes raping me!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2007 Your mum was showing me how she got pregnant with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2007 'She openened the door and invited me in.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2007 Don´t worry she´s just the office slut and it was my turn at the office to screw her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2007 Get you're dick out of my wife! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2007 "I'm just keeping it warm for you!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2007 You know he's raping me and it's still better than your shitty sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2007 I did shout surprise. Technically it's not rape then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2007 Worth picking a winner now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2007 I pick ShadowV7, a few of his were funny and: "I knew I should've locked the door..." was probably the funniest. Moogleviper was close though. Once again almost moogle :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2007 Ohh I get to pick. Let's see, your getting married and it's your turn to say your vows, but you forget them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2007 "You know I love you, and I'm gonna treat you like a queen... and.. er... and shit like that." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2007 "Fuck this! Let's just go to the reception so we can get drunk!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2007 All I know babe is.. I want to get to know you so I can get to know you're mum... oh and I do. I promise to ermmmmmmmmmm..ermmmmm and erm yeh that'll do. Now wheres the drinks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2007 Might end this one soon cause after thinking about it, it's a bit sucky and hard to think of a funny line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 9, 2007 I love you like I loved your mum last night. And your sister. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2007 I'll end the round with Stefs comment. I promise i'll pick at better one next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2007 " I...........am...........gay" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2007 " I...........am...........gay" Think you got the wrong thread :p Try the sexuality thread :p jokessssssz =] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2007 Think you got the wrong thread :p Try the sexuality thread :p jokessssssz =] damn you're right:D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2007 Ok situation. If anyone quotes burnt face man you win the round automatically A baby is falling from a high building with the mother screaming on ground level. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2007 "I hope you've got spares." or "If you're screaming like this now, I don't want to hear you once it hits the ground." or "Relax, so far he's still in one piece." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
