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"I've just come in here and now I'll come in you."

 

"I like it when you turn around and scream."

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Do you want a lollipop little girl? too far?

 

"I'm 35 years old."

"Shh, it's called roleplay."

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I think this situation has been milked. Pick a winner please.

 

Don't worry i'm picking one just now,it's pretty close between you and ipaul.

 

I think i'll go for Moogleviper, he done a couple of good ones.

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YAY!!! (although I thought ipaul had some really funny comments)

 

Anyway situation is:

 

You are in a restaurant (or other public eating place if it fits your comment) and a mother gets her boobs out to breastfeed her child.

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"Madame, Im afraid the other guests are getting upset. They want a go."

 

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"Ill have what that babies having."

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"If I grab a straw, will there be enough for two of us?"

 

"Squirt some over here love! I've run out of milk for my tea!"

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Got milk? :p

 

(had to be done)

 

I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to take a point off of you for that one.

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"For starters i'd like the chicken wings followed by-....i'm sorry but I really need to jerk off about now,damn that kids lucky"

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I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to take a point off of you for that one.

 

:( must redeem self!

Can't think :(

 

Do all drinks come served? Or do I have to go other there and pour them myself..

 

Any good this time? :S

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Yeah you've redeemed yourself.

 

Phew =] Can't go to sleep knowing I'm a point down for whatever sick depraved point list I'm on!

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