Posted January 27, 2008 While I applaud healthy diets, don't get too skinny now. I can't stand overly skinny lasses. As the great Charlie Brooker once said "Having sex with one is like being attacked by a deck chair." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2008 LazyBoy: That sounds like an epic couple of days. You get much jet lag? Funny you ask, normally it doesn't effect me that much but its really doing me over this time. Yesterday I got three hours sleep from 9pm-midnight, and was awake from midnight till the time I went to training at 7am. And this is me, you know, sleeping is one of my favourite hobbies next to porn and, well no thats about it. Not like I didn't try to get to sleep either. I read 5 chapters of "To Kill A Mockingbird". Surprised I was still conscious let alone awake. Same thing happened to me tonight. 4 hours sleep, its 4.30 hear. Damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 Mine started off full of high gay. I have to work on Wednesday, its a national holiday here in Shetland and i have to fucking work. Fail. ¬___¬ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 TOdaaaaaay! First day back at the ol' uni. Woke up hungover for drinking a half a bottle of gin, but made it in on time. Bizarrely people on my course kept talking to me - people I've never talked to. At one point I was sat on teh floor outside the lecture hall and like five people came and sat around me... It was a bit unpleasant to be honest, so I pulled my hood right over and went a little crazy. Went to the bookshop to buy Jane Eyre and accidentally bought wuthering heights, but was too embarassed to take it back so I've kept it. VERY UNINTERESTING DAY. PLEASE HELP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 RIP OFF YOUR OWN COCK. </caps> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 TOdaaaaaay! First day back at the ol' uni. Woke up hungover for drinking a half a bottle of gin, but made it in on time. Bizarrely people on my course kept talking to me - people I've never talked to. At one point I was sat on teh floor outside the lecture hall and like five people came and sat around me... It was a bit unpleasant to be honest, so I pulled my hood right over and went a little crazy. Went to the bookshop to buy Jane Eyre and accidentally bought wuthering heights, but was too embarassed to take it back so I've kept it. VERY UNINTERESTING DAY. PLEASE HELP. Wuthering Heights is good stuff anyway. Enjoy yourself some Heathcliff action and chaos in the meantime. Jane Eyre, the tart, is immaterial! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 I was fucking knackered all morning, didn't get in till 1am last night. Got a migraine for the 3rd time in a fucking week so i came home at dinner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 Got up with 15 minutes to get ready and leave if I wanted to be on time. Got to college with 5 minutes to spare. My day was centred around a drawing pin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 Had a bit of a Socratean moment this morning - got asked by a guy with a camera what I thought the meaning of life was. I replied "understanding". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 Went to college, found out I'd got an offer from sheffield uni (woohoo!). Chatted to my mate found out I'm normal (another woohoo) haha through a very random conversation. Got to eat a cavary and my dad drove me home so I didn't have to get the bus today = win Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 Feeling tired, but at least it didn't bloody rain again. Got a ton of reading to do for editing tomorrow. Bleh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 RIP OFF YOUR OWN COCK. </caps> I fear "king of fun" was a vast, vast overstatement... Wuthering Heights is good stuff anyway. Enjoy yourself some Heathcliff action and chaos in the meantime. Jane Eyre, the tart, is immaterial! ach... well I've got a whole bludgeon of a heap of massive books that need reading every week... rarrgle sparr! Shit, it's 5pm! My day just got better! Time for GIN! godohgod... I really need more friends that aren't liquid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 godohgod... I really need more friends that aren't liquid. Who needs friends when you have alcohol eh? That's what the internet is for! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 Spent most of the day on my ass doing nothing, then decided being a size 14 really isn't good enough, so I'm cutting out most of the crap from my diet and exercising again. Bleh, why do skinny girls like to make me feel fat -.-, its shocking. Tell me about it, I used to be able to fit in to a size 12, now it's a push to get in to a size 20. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 I fear "king of fun" was a vast, vast overstatement... ach... well I've got a whole bludgeon of a heap of massive books that need reading every week... rarrgle sparr! Shit, it's 5pm! My day just got better! Time for GIN! godohgod... I really need more friends that aren't liquid. Psshh when I get to sheffield hallam I'm gonna whack you round the head with a bottle young sir I was talking about it on another forum and these girls were complaining about being a size 6 rokhed! -.- its a good job I'm tall I swear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 Who needs friends when you have alcohol eh? That's what the internet is for! Last night I went onto a chatroom on IRC where there's a bot that mutes you every time you say a sentance that's been said before in that room... Was quite tricky, but I think the alcohol helped. Is there some sort of ratio for alcohol/internet/friends that I should know about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 How do you work out what size you are XD I know it's more a girly thing but I'm intrigued. EDIT: Jay, I think, more alcohol means more people talking to you online because it's funny, but if you're on the computer while drinking you're gonna get less real friends :P EDIT: I may have thought about this too much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 You put on a pair trousers and see if they fit :P Though size guides tend to tell you, because I've got 36inch hips it makes me a size 14 regardless of how big or small my tummy is -.- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 Well, How do i find out what size my trousers are XD. I think i'm gonna look up a size guide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 There should be a label on the inside of the pants shouldn't there? Unless you shop at some shop in Farnworth which cuts them off... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 I had lectures and a seminar. Neither were that exciting, and meant I had to read Silas Marner, which although not deadly boring, is somewhat uneventful. Sorry, I start talking with long words when I'm getting tired. I now have a throbbing pain in my foot where I have a massive hole in my skin. Goddam carpet burn means that I have a disgusting open wound which is just really painful and uncomfortable and won't goddam heal However, bar crawl tonight, so it's all looking up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 Psshh when I get to sheffield hallam I'm gonna whack you round the head with a bottle young sir How... er... nice of you? Could just say 'hi' or something EDIT: Jay, I think, more alcohol means more people talking to you online because it's funny, but if you're on the computer while drinking you're gonna get less real friends :P Are you saying you are volunteering for my drunken banter later on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 There should be a label on the inside of the pants shouldn't there?Unless you shop at some shop in Farnworth which cuts them off... Course it tells you, for guys they write in inches but for girls its written as 10-12-14 etc always goes up in twos. However I tend to be a size 13 which doesn't exactly exsist. -.- EDIT: no way would I listen to drunken ramblings unless I was drunk myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 Well, had to go looking for some trousers that actually had a label, apparently I have a 30" waist, but they just fit, so I'm gonna go with 32" which is apparently a 14 according to Here Are you saying you are volunteering for my drunken banter later on? Yeah, but only if you come into #cube-europe. That place needs more drunkards! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 28, 2008 What?! So I'm 4 inches bigger and size 14 is just big enough for me? HAHA no that sounds well wrong 40inches all the way round for trousers is not a size 12... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
