Fresh Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 She's from the US, meaning that Canada isn't overseas. It's like us saying "I like to go overseas, to places like Scotland and Wales". He could have been in hawaii....
Oxigen_Waste Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 What's worse than finding 11 dead babies in a dumpster? Finding 1 dead baby in 11 dumpsters.
AshMat Posted September 15, 2007 Author Posted September 15, 2007 What's worse than a swimming pool full of dead babies? Having an erection while swimming through it.
Oxigen_Waste Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 What's worse than a swimming pool full of dead babies? Having an erection while swimming through it. :bowdown: :bowdown: What do you get when you cut a baby in two?? An erection.
MunKy Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 Whats the difference between a truck full of sand and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full sand with a pitch fork.
AshMat Posted September 15, 2007 Author Posted September 15, 2007 Hahahaha, i laughed too hard at that one.
Oxigen_Waste Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 Hey, what's the worse part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Eddage Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 Those aren't funny. Yes, yes they are... This one doesn't work as well when written but... whats the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? There's twenty of them
Caris Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 What breaks if you sleep with a baby? It's Pelvis.
Oxigen_Waste Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 Those aren't funny. Ypou're right, they're funnier. What breaks if you sleep with a baby? It's Pelvis. That's not how it goes... it's: What breaks during sex? A 3-year old's pelvis.
Oxigen_Waste Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 .... I'm seeing a pattern in these. :shakehead No!!! How could I miss it?
AshMat Posted September 15, 2007 Author Posted September 15, 2007 What's the best thing about sleeping with 23 year olds? There's 20 of them. PATTERN
Slaggis Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 What breaks during sex? A 3-year old's pelvis. The one Caris said sounds better for some reason.
Konfucius Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 Some of those are wrong but funny the rest is just wrong.
mcj metroid Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 Those aren't funny. oh get a sense of homour rock dennis:) Nobod takes these seriously cmon.. hilarious guys honestly
Shino Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 North Korean propaganda cartoon with subtitles.
harribo Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 http://www.myspace.com/theamateurtransplants I recommend buying their album since its funny and 10% goes to some cancer charity.
Maiky-NiSuTe Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 Hehehe so you all like cats? well than take a look at this comurtial of the street K o and if you hate pigeons.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqSmk8gNMVU
UK Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 They're all funny and you all know it. *Walks into self denial*
Oditri Posted September 25, 2007 Posted September 25, 2007 I heard a really harsh joke today: Reports are coming in of foot and mouth in Scotland. Police are hoping to find all of Colin Mcrae by the end of the week. I laughed so hard at that. I know I shouldn't of, but I did...
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