Sexuality Thread

[rokhed00]

Did you hear about that gay man who found out he was gay, and started to have a boyfriend? But his boyfriend didn't like being gay, so asked the other guy to become a woman (well, not a proper one, a sheman.) Then he was happy, because it meant he was straight, but; the sex hurt and the genitalia of the shemale looked sick, so the non-shemale dumped the shemale. The shemale is currently unhappy and wishes to change back as no-one will ever like it.

 

I read that story in my Mum's magazine, Woman, as you do sometimes when you're bored.

 

Some shemales look terrible, mind you there are others who are better looking than most women.

[4q2]

Some shemales look terrible, mind you there are others who are better looking than most women.

 

I agree with that all the way...

There are some stunning trannies out there on the club scene who can quite easily fool straights (Until they open their mouths and speak).

[mr_bogus]

I know a couple of boys who look way nicer in drag than not. Can't say i've been with a tv/ts yet, but there's a first time for everything

[rokhed00]

I agree with that all the way...

There are some stunning trannies out there on the club scene who can quite easily fool straights (Until they open their mouths ).

 

You can tell from a blow job?

[mr_bogus]

You can tell from a blow job?

 

lmao!

 

That makes it sound like "Damn, you can't be female - no girl could give head like that"

[motion]

Well blokes are better than girls at BJ-ing after all.

[rokhed00]

Well blokes are better than girls at BJ-ing after all.

 

Makes sense.

[4q2]

You can tell from a blow job?

 

Lol....dunno never tried accepting one, although I dare bet there are probably a few night revellers who would be able to answer.

[Fresh]

Well blokes are better than girls at BJ-ing after all.

 

Guys know what guys like, makes sense.

[UK]

Well blokes are better than girls at BJ-ing after all.

 

They know exactly where to touch and lick.

 

Marry a tranny, kids!

[Ashley]

TRANSEXUALS! More than meets the eye.

 

Sorry. Thats been in my head for days and you're talking about them...

[Fresh]

Channel Four has "A Very British Sex Scandal" on. Seems good so far.

[UK]

This week marks the 40th anniversary of gay rights. Lots of stuff on tv

[Fresh]

This week marks the 40th anniversary of gay rights. Lots of stuff on tv

 

Really it's only channel four with three shows which after watching for a while now seem to be a bit average.

[Slaggis]

Really it's only channel four with three shows which after watching for a while now seem to be a bit average.

 

You should have been watching jekyll. Was awesome.

[Fresh]

You should have been watching jekyll. Was awesome.

 

Can't stand James Nesbitt, just want to reach in the screen and push his lights in.

[Slaggis]

Can't stand James Nesbitt, just want to reach in the screen and push his lights in.

 

I don't like him either as an actor, intill now that is. He's been terrific in this.

[Fresh]

I don't like him either as an actor, intill now that is. He's been terrific in this.

 

This program is getting good now, the line "He put his up mine" was mentioned.

[Slaggis]

This program is getting good now, the line "He put his up mine" was mentioned.

 

You mean the one on channel 4 now?

[Fresh]

You mean the one on channel 4 now?

 

Yeah, it's humbling.

[Slaggis]

Yeah, it's humbling.

 

I'm watching that now. I keep seeing adverts for that show tomorrow, can't remember what its called now. There was an advert for it a few mins ago during the break. Looks pretty good.

 

edit: just heard them say "practising pervert", Couldn't help but laugh.

[mr_bogus]

They know exactly where to touch and lick.

 

I tried using that argument on someone at work a while ago and she said "THE DICK, i usually find that works", and everyone else laughed like i was stupid.

 

Another thing where anyone who's tried both will agree same sex is better, is the orgasm part - 1 person who has 1 intense orgasm & feels drained and exhausted afterwards, and another who wants to keep going multiple times, is not what i'd call compatible. I've experienced both sexes admitting to this.

[rokhed00]

Another thing where anyone who's tried both will agree same sex is better, is the orgasm part - 1 person who has 1 intense orgasm & feels drained and exhausted afterwards, and another who wants to keep going multiple times, is not what i'd call compatible. I've experienced both sexes admitting to this.

 

This is where the double ended strap on comes in, then both parties can have multiple orgasms.

[Ashley]

:/

 

I asked a customer if they were okay yesterday and she said she was alright, she had just purchased a DS carry case and was trying to put the strap on.

[UK]

You should have been watching jekyll. Was awesome.

 

Jekll was great, and shows the rising power of the BBC and just how fucking terrible ITV are.

James Nesbitt is great, considering he used to do yellow pages ads.