Fields Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 Why do real lesbians never look like the ones in porn?
chairdriver Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 Lol gay chavs are the funniest. I was talking to one (don't ask how, long story) and he was trying to chat me up, and I was like "nah, mate".
eel Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 Gay chavs? I think you've finally turned me straight I appear to be the only bi-sexual prowling these forums. FTW!!
KKOB Posted June 5, 2007 Author Posted June 5, 2007 Why do real lesbians never look like the ones in porn? I know a few lesbians who are STUNNING! Dunno what the porn ladies look like however for obvious reasons.
somme Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 My female friend lost her virginity to a 34 year old married man when she was 15 . . . Well my friend slept with a 45 year old man at 16. We never let him forget that. But he likes older men, luckily I don't so we never accidentally like the same people.
KKOB Posted June 5, 2007 Author Posted June 5, 2007 Gay chavs? I think you've finally turned me straight I appear to be the only bi-sexual prowling these forums. FTW!! at this time, yep, there's at least 2 others doing the rounds on here, so to speak
Bren Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 I know a few lesbians who are STUNNING! Dunno what the porn ladies look like however for obvious reasons. get some videos
KKOB Posted June 5, 2007 Author Posted June 5, 2007 Well my friend slept with a 45 year old man at 16. We never let him forget that. But he likes older men, luckily I don't so we never accidentally like the same people. My mate, who also likes older guys, lost it to a 30 year old when he was 15, not as bad but still, quite common among some gays.
somme Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 Why do real lesbians never look like the ones in porn? There are two types of lesbian porn; Lesbian porn for straight men and, Lesbian porn for lesbians. The women in straight men lesbian porn are straight, for the most part. They get paid more. They're feminine and have long finger nails. (98% of lesbians don't have long finger nails...for the obvious reason.) The women in lesbian porn for lesbians are lesbians, generally butcher, but not always. And there's quite often some things in there that straight men might find a bit gross. (I know way too much about lesbian porn for a gay man)...
chairdriver Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 Lots of straight men do gay porn, cos they get paid more for doing it.
gaggle64 Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 I really, really hate people referring to "chavs" like they're some kind of lower sub-species. We've finally by and large put homophobia to bed, lets not go digging up some kind of freaky caste system or anything.
chairdriver Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 I really, really hate people referring to "chavs" like they're some kind of lower sub-species. We've finally by and large put homophobia to bed, lets not go digging up some kind of freaky caste system or anything. I define a chav by how they act, not how much money they have. If someone is an anti-social thug, I will call them a chav. (not to their face obviously)
Fields Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 I really, really hate people referring to "chavs" like they're some kind of lower sub-species. We've finally by and large put homophobia to bed, lets not go digging up some kind of freaky caste system or anything. But they are a lower sub-species, and one that should be in some way culled if you ask me.
Slaggis Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 Even though i think your a complete nob, i have to agree with your findings lol... There's a *very hot* lesbian who's in my yea at my school, and then most of the other girls in my year are bi, and except for a few they're all pretty hot.
somme Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 (not to their face obviously) Hahahahaha. Some chavs are good looking...most are not. And the gay ones are always going out with each other. I know a hot Australian lesbian, but she's a bit...minging....and apparently bad in bed. Her nose runs a lot and she's forever coughing, but all the men want her! lol I would post a picture, but I fear that may infringe on her human rights. lol
LukeLee Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 Gay chavs? I think you've finally turned me straight I appear to be the only bi-sexual prowling these forums. FTW!! I'm also bisexual, although right now i am feeling much more asexual
Slaggis Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 But they are a lower sub-species, and one that should be in some way culled if you ask me. make a new thread! But yes they are. There horrible human beings. They insult everyone but their own kind. They think thier superior. They are homophobic. They threaten people with knives randomely. Thye attack people and are usually violent when drunk - What happened to me when I got kicked in. They all (except for a very select few deserve to be shot. back to the thread now
chairdriver Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 I just don't find the whole trackies + burbery cap tilted at 47 degrees thing appealing. I suppose if he were sweet and caring underneath the thugish veneer, then yeah.
eel Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 runny nose.....I like women who have natural good lucks and aren't overly (or obviously) obsessed with their looks. But a runny nose? GOD NO!
Dan_Dare Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 Hot Gay women are, to men, the cattle of the sun god. (+ Rep to anyone who rides on my mythological drift, yo) it's weird though, how straight men love seeing two chicks get nasty, but girls don't like seeing the reverse. Is that social or not?
Fields Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 make a new thread! Been done. Many, many times. Usually ends up going the same way this thread has.
Slaggis Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 Hot Gay women are, to men, the cattle of the sun god. (+ Rep to anyone who rides on my mythological drift, yo) it's weird though, how straight men love seeing two chicks get nasty, but girls don't like seeing the reverse. Is that social or not? Yeh I've never understood that either actually.
eel Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 And ya to lukelee: I feel somewhat asexual at times. Usually for about ten minutes, but still. Tis a weird feeling.
KKOB Posted June 5, 2007 Author Posted June 5, 2007 it's weird though, how straight men love seeing two chicks get nasty, but girls don't like seeing the reverse. Is that social or not? In japan they do lo Manga and anime form only i believe though! Man love is big business in Japan! lol
chairdriver Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 it's weird though, how straight men love seeing two chicks get nasty, but girls don't like seeing the reverse. Is that social or not? Some girls *love* gay sex, its just they won't admit it.
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