Posted April 16, 2007 I did a stupid thing about an hour and a half ago. Phoned Becky to see how she was. It's been like 2 weeks since we've spoken, and she's moved out, so I decided to ring her. She said she was ok, and when I asked if she missed me, she said yes, but probably not as much as I had missed her. She also went out on a date last Friday, and they kissed, but she's not looking for anything serious. Yes, insert the heart-breaking emoticon right about here. Talk about fucking devastating. She shouted at me alot, and said how I did neglect her for a year. Maybe I did, but she was just as bad. She kept hanging up, I kept ringing back, saying how I still wanted to be with her, and that I love her with everything I have, and she won't have any of it. I rang my friend Cerys (caris lol), and I more or less sobbed down the phone to her. Yes, Flinky is ooman! I rang that Sarah girl (the nice one, with the fucking boyfriend. Fucker) and I sobbed to her too, and I realised how much I want someone like her, someone who does care about me. I'm completely gutted she has a man-friend. But, nowhere near as gutted as about Becky. So yes, entertain me. Please, for the love of God say something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 Something. Sorry I'm not very good at moments like these. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 Errmmm well firstly I still can't understand how now you are the bad guy after she did the dirty on you. And secondly flinkington you need to remember you are still young, there are more girls out there as you have recently found out. To cheer you up you need to listen to some party of teh bloc first album style and then watch some porn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 I rang my friend Cerys (caris lol) m8 if u or any1 wants 2 tlk again give me a buzz @ 0800 77 66 00 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 I'm probably falling for Sarah, and it's really stupid because she and her manfriend will be together until DE END OF TIME. Whats the point? For fucks sake, what is the point in liking someone like that? Its just gonna end up in more heartache. She's a great friend, but I really, really like her. As for Becky, the heart ripping out emoticon says it all. I just dunno what to do or what to feel. I felt like a damn fool crying down the phone to women, who are the cause of all this pain. Letty, EEEEENNNOOOO. Why do you do this?! And that goes for you too, katie. I joke, you're awesome, but the rest of the species are not. Yes. Emotional Fuckage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 To cheer you up you need to listen to some party of teh bloc first album style and then watch some porn. Skip the music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 In a futile attempt to cheer you up; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 Dude, the other day a midget came into where I work and said that his washing machine had bust, and that his kids were doing his nut in with all their crying. Just be thankful you aren't him man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 Flinky, if it helps, your every post sounds more and more like you're slowly being sucked into the Porno-universe ruled over by The Grand High Lord of "Gettin' It On" Diemetrix (now officially sponsored by Durex). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 So yes, entertain me. Please, for the love of God say something. I've been shitting bright orange puree for the best part of a week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 Before i post amusing iamges i will say this: She cheated on you, why are you still hung up on her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 I'm probably falling for Sarah, and it's really stupid because she and her manfriend will be together until DE END OF TIME. Whats the point? For fucks sake, what is the point in liking someone like that? Its just gonna end up in more heartache. I know exactly what you mean...I'm in danger of falling for this girl in college. I'm friends with her boyfriend too...and I knew she was taken but in the end you just fall for them anyway and you can't stop it. It's fucking stupid and painful and I feel prety guilty about it because it's not right. I feel really bad for you, it can't be easy. But...chin up and keep going and hopefully things will come right in the end as long as you can keep your head above water Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 Before i post amusing iamges i will say this:She cheated on you, why are you still hung up on her? She messed up, but I want to make things work. I really, really care about her. Damn it, only a woman can hurt you this badly. (unless your takeo, in which case its a man, but not exclusively during anal sex) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 She messed up, but I want to make things work. I really, really care about her. Damn it, only a woman can hurt you this badly. (unless your takeo, in which case its a man, but not exclusively during anal sex) That post gave ME some lols. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 She messed up, but I want to make things work. I really, really care about her. Damn it, only a woman can hurt you this badly. (unless your takeo, in which case its a man, but not exclusively during anal sex) Hahaha you nasty man you I use to think nothing in the world could hurt me,but then along came a girl who makes you feel happy and what feels like a stamp on the heart. You might be on the rebound or something so it's best to open up to people(hell even us but real life chums would be better) and help them support you whenever you need it.You might be falling for that girl because you realise you want to be with someone and since shes been there for you,that's what might of caused the feelings. Go out and have good times with your mates,and if needed tell Takeo jokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 Flinky flinky, hes our man. If he cant do it no-one can. GOO FLINKYYY How do you know if a plant needs water if you cannot touch its soil or see its flowers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 Sounds to me like you've slipped in to some kind of parallel reality where you were the one that ruined your relationship. This is Random Quest and I claim my £5! But seriously, I don't understand how she can act so high and mighty. Perhaps she's taken on board the sympathies of her friends, as in they tried to make her feel less bad about what she did and she's taken that and run with it. You're not helping things by making guilty phone calls; you've presented yourself as a doormat. Clearly this is tearing you up, and you just want the pain to stop and things to go back to how they were. Letting the blame be placed on yourself wont do this. If she was unhappy she could have told you, not jumped into someone else's bed. She wasn't justified, don't let her pretend to be. I'm not saying she's a bitch, and feeling sympathetic is fine, but don't let her get away with using you as an excuse. On a side note, is Sarah's surname Rebound? It may as well be. I'm not saying she isn't a great person, but I think you're probably pouring your want of companionship into her. It sounds like an infatuation born of situation, and the fact she's unattainable makes her perfect as she's a 'safe' target to pine for. She's being a good friend, don't make things awkward. I'm usually all about feelings, but right now they're causing you nothing but pain. Get some perspective, grab some air. This was her mistake, don't let her run away from it. Also: wibble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 You're not in Virginia Tech. Cheer up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 Speaking of Takeo, why don't you try swinging that way? Most would be willing, you got powers. Infact, tell these girls you're "The Admin". They'll be all over you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 Resident Gigolo David Blaine Spoof Part 1 David Blaine Spoof Part 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 I forgive yuo of your sins. Now go. GO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 Well, it always makes me laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 16, 2007 This man, I forget his name, owns a large company. He's rolling in money y'know? His house is 4 stories high, has a pool and over looks a great ravine. The view is breathtaking. But despite his fabulous wealth and house, he lacks any family, friends or loved ones. When he returns home he will find no-one waiting for him. He arrived home from work late that day as he had to change his tyre, he stopped at a service station on the motorway got out and changed it. He's not exactly used to manual labour, so he asks the local patron to help him out. "Excuse me?!" He cried. No one replied. "Excuse me?!" He called again. This time a large, sweaty man wearing a vest comes out of the station and calls out "WHAT?!". A bit taken aback by the large mans attitude, but holding his ground nonetheless he replied "I have a flat tyre and I’m not sure how to change it. If you would help, I’d gladly pay you for it" "Sounds good to me!" The large man replies. He then approaches the car and changed the tyre. After paying and thanking him, the man was on his way home. The journey wasn't particularly long, but it seemed to last for hours as he drove on through the fog. Eventually he arrived home, only to find his house burned to the ground. Literally, only ashes are left. He's gob smacked. "What on Earth has happened?" he cried, holding back the tears as he looked at his pride and joy, completely destroyed. Suddenly, he saw a figure of a man in the corner of his eye. He turned to see a small man in a dark coat and hat. Wanting to know what happened, he approached the man when he turned around and they met eye to eye. Startled, the small man turned and ran. "Come back here! I want some answers!" The man shouted. He was hardly an athlete, but one would imagine he would have more athletic prowess than a small, middle aged man. He didn't. He chased the small man around dark, winding streets until he could run no father and collapsed. He looked up and saw the small man disappear into the night. "Why.. Why would someone do this?" He exclaimed despite his shortness of breath. 6 months later he had finished moving his new furniture into his new house. It was smaller than the last because the company was beginning to falter. He was far from poor, but he was no longer to afford the luxury cruises and private aeroplanes he once could. He spent his first night in his new house perfectly. The next day he goes to work to try and sort out his finances. He returns home to once again find his home burnt down yet again. "Damn it!" He cried, more angry than upset. Standing by the ruins, he could once again see the small man, surveying the damage. "You!" He shouted, his voice cracking with rage. He ran right for him and lunged at him, but the small man ducked and then ran off. He gave chase, but he was once again out manuvered by the astute man. Luckily, his insurance would once again cover the damages. Upon purchasing his third house, the man made sure there was constant police surveillance and that there was a police van no more than 10 minutes away at any time. Cautiously, he left for work. Unsurprisingly, when he returned home he found his house burned to the ground and the small man standing there. Cautiously, he crept up on him, making sure his movements were entirely silent. Inch by inch he drew nearer until he grabbed a hold of his prey. “Have you been burning my houses down?†he shouted at the small man who was trying to wriggle his way out of his grasp. “Noâ€. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
