Twozzok Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 If you do get into a fight give it all you've got. You will find that these people that act hard often aren't. If you keep a clear head you can beat most people in a fight. Adding to this, if you do get into a fight and start bleeding. Take a step back, rub all the blood over your face and start laughing and mumbling about HIV or something. Seriously though, make them bleed first, they'll get scared even if it's nothing to worry about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Call me a coward, but I talk my way out of most fights. I haven't been in a fight, and if anyone does try to have a fight with me it's usually '*Insert name here* says you've been calling me a chav!' ie pack of lies, someone just wanting a fight. So then I use my quick witted intellect and charm to avoid conflict. Seems to work with getting other people out of trouble too, as proven today. Well, it worked for five minutes then I had to restrain said psychopath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Call me a coward, but I talk my way out of most fights. I haven't been in a fight, and if anyone does try to have a fight with me it's usually '*Insert name here* says you've been calling me a chav!' ie pack of lies, someone just wanting a fight. So then I use my quick witted intellect and charm to avoid conflict. Seems to work with getting other people out of trouble too, as proven today. Well, it worked for five minutes then I had to restrain said psychopath. It's not cowardice. Why get into a fight when you can talk your way out of it? But if you can't you need to be able to hold yourself together in a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Not coawrdice at all, i walk away from all conflicts of any kind, never get involved ina nything. I come across as a "pussy", but i don't get started on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 get better friends.. They sound like assholes if they blame you in the wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariosmentor Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Have a kick ass montage detailing your training exploits then beat the guy up, get the girl, save the school from being torn down, deactivate the bomb, go for a shit and then walk into the sunset, content that justice has been served this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 Have a kick ass montage detailing your training exploits then beat the guy up, get the girl, save the school from being torn down, deactivate the bomb, go for a shit and then walk into the sunset, content that justice has been served this day. sounds awesome!! and yes i have got rid of said "mate" by giving him the punch he long had coming to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emasher Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 wait you said he was a drug dealer? why not just turn him in anonymously. that is if you can prove it to the authorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 I can't prove it, wish i could...and + I dont really want to end up getting stabbed by his mates for turning him in do I? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emasher Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 wait you said he was a drug dealer? why not just turn him in anonymously. that is if you can prove it to the authorities. ____________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 just because i turn him in "anonymously." does not mean it would end up that way. The police in the uk are mostly utter shite. There have been loads of cases when witnesses have been either attacked or injured after "anonymously." giving information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I wish I could get into a fight...no-one ever wants to fight me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spirited away Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I wish I could get into a fight...no-one ever wants to fight me. Ha, same here seen as i'm one of the tallest in the year.:p Doesn't mean i'd want to get involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Can't you just talk to the girl, on MSN at least, and explain what happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Ha, same here seen as i'm one of the tallest in the year.:p Doesn't mean i'd want to get involved. I'm not even tall. I've never actually worked out like some guy have yet I can beat them in arm wrestles. Not that they mean anything. I'm just..big boned.. just another way of saying I'm not thin. hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 and the other saying it was me!! Get new mates for a start probably. If you did say it, then you prob deserve what's coming to ya. Another alternative is to just go find the bloke, and apologise to him for your mates calling his girl a bit of a slut, and explain that they are pussyholes for blaming you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 she blocked me on msn so i cant do that. If i go near the boyfriend i wil get beaten to pulp either by his mates....isn't life just wonderful? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 It's an awkward predicament mate. I'm not sure what to suggest, and I'm afraid to in case my suggestions have a bad outcome. If he does actually catch you/corner you, then there's a good chance that the fighting won't be immediate. He'll do the whole Marvel Comic's supervillain thing where he captures the superhero, reveals all his evil plans or babbles on for a bit, which may give you enough time to escape, create a diversion, allow someone to come and help you or talk your way out of it. I'm quick-witted and that's how I escape a lot of situations, just have a plan in your head of what would happen if he did get you or if you do decide to do something. Have several options ready in your mind and think through all of the scenarios and outcomes. He may be a drug dealer but I don't think he wants grievous assault or murder on his hands. Heck, he'll be kicked out of your school if he punches you with any luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 what would jesus do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 There have been loads of cases when witnesses have been either attacked or injured after "anonymously." giving information. Source on that one please. People think the police are "utter shite" for no reason at all. How many dealings have you had with the police recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielTimothy Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I am available to hire. My place. Now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 just because i turn him in "anonymously." does not mean it would end up that way. The police in the uk are mostly utter shite. There have been loads of cases when witnesses have been either attacked or injured after "anonymously." giving information. If its anonymous you dont have to give your name. Its a free number so you could call from a phonebox if you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariosmentor Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 If you do anything make sure it's not charging head first screaming "SPARTA!!!!" It will not be pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 what would jesus do? He'd run off, like a little girl. Hire Rokhed, it's your only hope, kiddo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Dalco* Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 i used to have a big mouth on me at school and got into a load of shit lol. all you need to do is take the beaten it wnt be that severe body ain;t made of glass and thats that live rest of days in piece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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