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http://www.chacha.com/

 

Cool site I found. Enter your search term, click "search with guide" and they will do the work for you.

 

One tip: Don't make the mistake I did. I assumed it was just a chatbot, and jokingly searched for Wii, then asked "Where can I rob one from", suddenly I was taken to an "error page" about "abuse".

 

Note that these people are actually rubbish at searching, but sometimes it's funny letting them search when you know the results anyway. Just to see what they come up with.

Posted

Wow, this is awesome! I am going to be having some fun tonight! At the moment I'm asking for obscure pre-1900 football results and watching him fail miserably.

 

EDIT: Fucking hell, what a loser. I could find this shit myself with less effort.

Posted

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: LoriP

LoriP: Welcome to ChaCha!

LoriP: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: wahey

LoriP: Could you clarify what you are wanting information on?

You: where can I find the latest mole and snake reviews please

LoriP: Ok give me a few moment to search for you.

You: i like moles

LoriP: ok

You: do you like moles

LoriP: No

LoriP: Would you like the animal or the moles that are on a body?

 

Then i felt really guilty for some reason and quit.

Posted

Couldn't resist :D

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: MeganL

MeganL: Welcome to ChaCha!

MeganL: How are you today?

You: Egg... and.... chips....

You: Hungry....

MeganL: Can you clarify what you're looking for today, please?

You: Egg... and... chips...

You: ...

You: Thats what I searching for...

MeganL: Pictures, info about eggs, chips, etc?

You: Yesh

MeganL: I need for you to clarify exactly what you're looking for, or else I can help.

MeganL: can't*

You: .... Tarnation....

You: :(

You: Do ye like egg and chips?

MeganL: I can't say that that sounds appealing

You: WHAT?!

You: I'M INSULTED!

MeganL: eggs & fries? are you pregnant and having cravings?

You: I'VE NEVER HEARD SUCH RACISM IN MA LIFE!

You: I'M OFF!

Posted

Just because you're in the internet it doesn't means you can be an asshole to someone. I'm going there to apologize in behalf of you all.

Posted

I've not been able to connect to a guide all day, do you think I've been placed on some sort of blacklist after all the abuse I gave them last night?

Posted
Just because you're in the internet it doesn't means you can be an asshole to someone. I'm going there to apologize in behalf of you all.
Come on, we were only having a laugh... Its still funnier than doing it with a bot, though.
Posted

I just can't do it, knowing that there's a real person there putting their own time into it. I did make them search for all the different flavours of pie in the world though.

Posted

Here's how to bypass the "bans":

http://xh4ck.org/chacha.php

 

And some conversations:

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: Anna MarieB

Anna MarieB: Welcome to ChaCha!

Anna MarieB: How can I help you search tonight?

You: hi im tired

You: what do i do

Anna MarieB: How may I help you search tonight?

You: iu just said im fukcing tired

You: can u fuickning hear me faggot

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: TerryM

TerryM: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: holy shyt its terry?

TerryM: Y=hello.

You: terry from tipany.com/terry

TerryM: yes it is.

You: i lov u man

TerryM: I am a woman

You: sHIIIT

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: RochelleU

RochelleU: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hey ur name is gay!!!!!!

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: MaryC

MaryC: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: how many dicks hav u sucked dis weekend

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: AnthonyA

AnthonyA: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hey um anthony

You: u got a big dick?????///

AnthonyA: Hi

AnthonyA: excuse me ?

You: umm hi do u hav a big asssss????

AnthonyA: I'm sorry what can i help you find on chacha?

You: oo yeh i wanna rub ur bigg assss oo

You: anthony ass

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: JenC

JenC: Welcome to ChaCha!

JenC: Hi, how are you tonight?

You: man im gret thx u for asking

JenC: No problem.

JenC: What can I help you with?

You: this IS A HOLD UP

You: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: SimaB

SimaB: Welcome to ChaCha!

SimaB: Hi!

SimaB: What can I find for you?

You: a biug dick

You: how many hav ugot

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: TracyM

TracyM: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hi ther santa

TracyM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: will u cure my cancer

You: fidn me a cure for cancer

You: i only have 24 hours to live

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: SaraP

SaraP: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: helo help me find a cure for aids

You: with my brainpower an ur money

You: we'd make a great team

 

 

My conversation:

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: AM

AM: Welcome to ChaCha!

AM: how are you today?>

AM: What can I search for you today?

You: Hi!

You: Can you help me look for something?

AM: Yes

AM: What can I search for you today?

You: Cool. I'm not really looking for something, I just wanted to ask you a question. Where does ChaCha find all these people to work as guides?

AM: Colleges, work at home message boards

AM: and they also have been featured on good morning america

AM: on a work at home segment

You: I see.

You: See, I was linked to this search engine through an online forum. The thread's purpose was to " Fuck with the poor internet slave that is forced to do your bidding."

AM: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (See, I was linked to this search engine through an online forum. The thread's purpose was to " Fuck with the poor internet slave that is forced to do your bidding.")

You: Hmm, seems like you censor words. Let me send the message again, only censored.

You: See, I was linked to this search engine through an online forum. The thread's purpose was to "F@#% with the poor internet slave that is forced to do your bidding."

AM: ok

AM: Im not sure what you're telling me

You: Nothing really, I was just expecting some kind of mocking reaction to those trying to make your job harder so I can post it on the forum. Could you please do that, or do I have to make one up myself?

AM: Being quite honest, I could careless about anyone who mocks what we do.

AM: So if you make one up, whatever

AM: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Session ended.

Posted
Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: LoriM

LoriM: Welcome to ChaCha!

LoriM: Hello

You: hi

LoriM: What would you like me to search for you today?

You: A list of chippies, please

LoriM: What is a chippie?

You: Chip Shop

LoriM: what state?

You: England

LoriM: One moment please

You: ta

LoriM: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.

You: ok

LoriM: still searching

You: kk

LoriM: Are these results sufficient?

LoriM: sorry for the delay....

You: yea thanks, and no problem

You: bye

LoriM: Are these something that you were looking for?

You: no thanks

You: Thanks, I'm done.

Status: Session ended.

 

Results: A few links to some US places that sell "potato chips" (crisps), and a list of some general food placed in the UK

 

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Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: ElizabethG

ElizabethG: Welcome to ChaCha!

ElizabethG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: hi, I'm trying to find what coding language the chatbots on this site are written in

ElizabethG: There is no chatbots

ElizabethG: lol

You: oh, what/who are you then?

ElizabethG: We are real people

You: oh. sorry about that

ElizabethG: We are guides lol

You: I've been misinformed about the site

ElizabethG: lol its okay

ElizabethG: Yeah alot of people think we are bots, its cool

You: lol, whats the pay like then?

ElizabethG: $5-10 per search hour depending on what rank you are.

You: cool. Anyway, thanks for the info

You: bye

ElizabethG: Yw :)

You: Thanks, I'm done.

Status: Session ended.

Posted

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: JenniferW

JenniferW: Welcome to ChaCha!

JenniferW: Hello

You: Hey

JenniferW: What can I find you on chacha guides?

You: An image of the "Papichu", if you will. I've used Google and Yahoo but to no avail.

JenniferW: Sure,please be patient while I search for your results.

You: How much do you get paid for this? Don't you get a lot of pranks from PB, SA, and NG?

JenniferW: We get paid according to searches we do and the time that is spent on doing them.

JenniferW: Yes we do get alot of pranks.

JenniferW: There is no really set amount we get paid.

You: I must admit...I've read your name somewhere on Newgrounds.com's forum. There are tons of hilarious conversations.

JenniferW: I could only imagine.

JenniferW: I have a good sense of humor,so most of the pranks I get I find very funny.

You: There's even one operator who started the conversation with an insult, and asking "what forum are from?"

You: Then you'll live this:

You: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=616843

JenniferW: I have been to several sites that are making fun of the guides.

You: There's a really easy way to bypass your "bans", but I think you already know how :D

JenniferW: Are you from one of those sites?

You: Newgrounds.com

You: We just picked up the fad of harrassing you people.

You: So add us to your list.

JenniferW: How do you guys come up with most of the things you ask us to search for?

You: Imagination.

JenniferW: And you guys do have plenty of it!

JenniferW: Are these results sufficient?

You: Ehh..

You: I have to admit this....the "Papichu" is just a term a friend of mine uses to call me.

JenniferW: It is an image of a tattoo with his face in the middle.

You: I couldn't think of anything for you to search for me, so I thought of that

You: Sorry :S

JenniferW: Well did I get a great,because I did find an image of papichu?

You: I live in Egypt, so it would make sense to listen to this kind of stuff from your friends.

You: LOL

You: I don't see where I can rate you.

You: Where do I rate you?

JenniferW: When I click Im done,you will see 3 smileys.

JenniferW: Great,Ok,and Bas.

JenniferW: bad*

JenniferW: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?

You: And depending on my rating, you either get a raise, a bonus, or a promotion...right?

JenniferW: No,I get nothing.

JenniferW: No bonus,no promotion,I am already master.

JenniferW: If I was lower in level I would get promoted but I cant go any higher.

JenniferW: The great just looks better than a bad for my purposes.

JenniferW: Have a great day and please come back and visit us at Chacha.com.

JenniferW: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!

JenniferW: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Session ended.

 

This was the image I was linked to. I am so printing this out and showing it to my friend.

 

normal_PapiChu.jpg

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: CandaceH

CandaceH: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: Hi

CandaceH: hello

You: Can you "autoconnect" me to a particular operator?

CandaceH: No, sorry I don't have a way of doing that

CandaceH: May I help you?

You: Aw shucks

CandaceH: Something I can find for you?

You: I wanted to connect to ChrisD, since he's such a cool guy. According to a particular thread on a forum obsessed with pranking you, he loves to chitchat.

CandaceH: I see

You: Quick question...do you help others search for porn? That would be gross...

CandaceH: sorry that I can't help you

CandaceH: No, I am not allowed to do that

You: Imagine a guy asking a guy to search for images of gay secks for him....how would you feel?

CandaceH: I am ending our session now since I cannot help you

CandaceH: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Session ended.

 

teh pr0n

 

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: DeannaS

DeannaS: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: Hi

DeannaS: Hello!

You: Deanna? That means "religion" in Arabic.

DeannaS: really? thats sweet!

DeannaS: Thank you for sharing that with me.

You: Anyways, I'm too stupid to use Google, so I need your help.

DeannaS: well, i will do my best.

DeannaS: What can I help you search for?

You: I need "tips on using ChaCha guides as helpless prank victims"

DeannaS: hmmmmm

You: Seriously.

DeannaS: let me see, considering im a victim, how much help do you think im going to give?

You: Show me some results so you can get your 5-10 dollars!

You: I honestly don't know.

DeannaS: lol....oh ok.

DeannaS: i get it whether i show you results or not.

You: Really?

You: WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

DeannaS: yep

DeannaS: lol

DeannaS: chacha.com

DeannaS: have a nice day

DeannaS: Thanks for searching ChaCha!

DeannaS: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Session ended.

Posted

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: CadyD

CadyD: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: Hi. I need results for "other ways to get through chat bans"

CadyD: Hi! How can I help you today?

You: I just told you.

You: Jeez

You: I can't believe this is where my tax money ends up

You: Hi. I need results for "other ways to get through chat bans"

You: That's what I was searching for.

CadyD: Why, so you can prank chacha guides?

CadyD: And your tax money doesnt pay for chacha

You: I live in Egypt.

You: lol

You: I already got past your bans.

You: All I had to do was clear the @chacha.com cookies.

CadyD: I know and they are working on it

You: So you can just redirect me to another random guide.

CadyD: No

You: Don't worry

You: 'dem Chinese will always think of something.

CadyD: What are you talking about?

You: It's like making a bootleg copy of a BluRay PS3 game.

CadyD: I'm sure

You: Ok, let's get serious.

CadyD: Yes, please, lets

You: Find me some shops in Egypt that are selling NTSC Nintendo Wiis.

You: I've been wanting to import one from America, but they're too expensive.

You: A small hint telling me that "you're on it" would be nice...

CadyD: Sorry, my system froze

You: So you talk to me through a program, or do you login from the ChaCha main page or something?

CadyD: a program

You: Can I have it? I'll pay you more than the 5 dollars you get per search.

CadyD: No

CadyD: And we dont get 5 per search anyway

You: O rly

You: That's not what ChrisD told me.

CadyD: we make 5/hr not 5/search

You: I thought you operators would ENJOY getting pranked, it's so much more fun than doing the searches on your own.

CadyD: Acutally no we don't

You: :(

You: ChrisD does, though.

You: Anyway...

CadyD: Yes

You: Did you get the results?

CadyD: No

CadyD: only ebay.com

You: I'm not buying a Wii for 10 thousand dollars.

You: Did you know that

CadyD: Ok

CadyD: It doesnt cost 10K anyway

You: in Kuwait, the Wii is selling for 250 Kuwaiti Dinars (1 thousand dollars)

You: I've seen some results.

You: There's a 10k Wii and a 30k playstation 3

You: The PS3 costs 500 KD in Kuwait.

CadyD: It only costs 600 here so thats ridicolous

You: That's probably 2k $

You: I know.

You: But the weird thing is.

You: I showed my stepfather a cell phone I wanted (Nokia n95)

You: And it costs 800

You: ughhh g2g

CadyD: Thank you for using ChaCha!

Status: Session ended.

Posted

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: ChrisD

ChrisD: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: wow, is this really the legendary ChrisD?!

ChrisD: Hello

ChrisD: Hehe

You: i am honoured to be in your presence

You: truly, i am

ChrisD: Thank you

ChrisD: How may i assist you?

You: are you a real person then?

ChrisD: Of course

You: wow!!!!!!!!

ChrisD: My bionic arm gives me up doesnt it?

You: i love you chris

ChrisD: And Chris loves you

ChrisD: Now stop your making me blush

ChrisD: That controller is uber

You: wow, excellent work!

You: you truly are a legend amongst chacha guides!

You: so if i give you a good rating do you get promoted or what?

ChrisD: Must you bask in my excellence for you must search!!

ChrisD: I hope so

You: wow

ChrisD: Im model chacha material

You: i will be sure to give you a good rating then

ChrisD: Thank you my friend

ChrisD: Do you have myspace?

ChrisD: If so i will make my presence known

You: are you coming on to me, chris? because im not gay

ChrisD: Uhhh no

ChrisD: This is not rome

ChrisD: :)

You: ok just thought id clear that up

ChrisD: Its clear

ChrisD: Now chicken on the other hand

ChrisD: Im just gaga over

You: you're scaring me now

You: im going to have to leave yoou to it

ChrisD: Hehe

You: enjoy your evening

ChrisD: have a good one

ChrisD: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!

ChrisD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.

 

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This guy is a legend! Search for something wii related and you should get him. Tell him I sent you.

Posted

Haha! Read this one, its well good:

 

Tammy G: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hi

Tammy G: Hello, hope you are doing well

You: wer cn i fnd a nitdo wii 4 2rmo

Tammy G: what on pizza can I locate for you today

You: lol

Tammy G: so you don't want a pizza

You: dnt wnt piza am afta a nindo wii 4 2moor

You: shrt notice lol

Tammy G: so you need this for tomorrow

You: ye

Tammy G: so you need a nintendo

Tammy G: I sell Pizza but let me see what I can find

You: thx

Tammy G: where are you at, cause you will have to go pick it up since such short notice

You: ye

You: newcstle uk

You: is dis a bot or a rel person

Tammy G: this is a real person

You: lol m8

Tammy G: Oh you are in the UK, nice to meet you

You: nic 2 met u 2

Tammy G: I have many friends that live there

You: gr8 cunrty

Tammy G: trying to figure out what you are looking for

You: nintdno wii

You: cmz oot 2moro

Tammy G: oh I see

Tammy G: are you getting this for christmas

Tammy G: think you mean a nintendo VIII

You: nop oot of me work pay lmao

You: nop oot of me work pay lmao

Tammy G: lol

You: no m8 a nintendo wii

Tammy G: just a sec

You: fnx

Tammy G: looks like e-bay has them but no good for tomorrow

You: :(

You: fnx anywyaz m8

Tammy G: just a sec

You: kk

Tammy G: do you have like a postal code

You: nefirty 3un

Tammy G: found games, looking for the console

You: kool m8

Tammy G: do you have a walmart there

You: we hve a asda

You: dat is uk verzn

Tammy G: boy, cause walmart has them

You: mabe asds wil

Tammy G: wonder if they hae them

You: il chk fnx m8

Tammy G: Yea bet they do

Tammy G: your welcome

You: :)

Tammy G: Tell your friends about ut

You: hve a nice day

Tammy G: us

You: a will m8

You: fnx cya

Tammy G: Have a good one :-)

You: Thanks, I'm done.

Status: Session ended.

Posted

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: AM

AM: Welcome to ChaCha!

You: hi

AM: How are you today?

AM: What can I search for you today?

You: impatiant for the Wii (which im getting tomorrow) you?

You: I'm looking for a guide called ChrisD

AM: ahh, I just got the wii, well just brought it home my mother waited in line for it, for us.

AM: fun game

You: you've got an ace mother

AM: There are 4 diferrent guides with the name Chris D

You: ok, thanks

You: Thanks, I'm done.

Status: Session ended

 

Result:

 

http://underground.chacha.com/guide/guide_profile/18804

 

Theres the "legend"

Posted

This site is the funniest i've seen in a while :D

 

Heres a convo i had:

 

RebeccaD: hello

You: hiya

RebeccaD: what can I find for you today regarding the wii?

You: the ps3 owns right?

You: cos i think teh ps3 is for n00bs but al mi m8s av one and iz not sure anymore

RebeccaD: I don't understand what you mean by that.

You: soz mate

You: should i spend my money on a wii or wait for ps3?

You: cos i no the ps3 will well pwn n00bish wii but i dent wana wait that long, na wot i mean bruv?

RebeccaD: from what I have heard people seem to like the wii better & it has a better price. I can search it for you though.

You: o rly?

You: well thats cool

You: search price then please

You: you bruv you found owt yet?

RebeccaD: the regular stores are sold out. I sent you the next best thing. There is always ebay as well.

You: bollocks

You: al that time and i get amazon! what goods the rainforest i want a wii or ps3

You: ebay is well pricey

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