Cube Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 http://www.chacha.com/ Cool site I found. Enter your search term, click "search with guide" and they will do the work for you. One tip: Don't make the mistake I did. I assumed it was just a chatbot, and jokingly searched for Wii, then asked "Where can I rob one from", suddenly I was taken to an "error page" about "abuse". Note that these people are actually rubbish at searching, but sometimes it's funny letting them search when you know the results anyway. Just to see what they come up with.
Mundi Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 Great site to visit when your bored and want try to screw around with people :Þ
Fields Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 Wow, this is awesome! I am going to be having some fun tonight! At the moment I'm asking for obscure pre-1900 football results and watching him fail miserably. EDIT: Fucking hell, what a loser. I could find this shit myself with less effort.
KingOfHyrule Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Heh, it's been a good 5 minutes since I asked my guide to look for "Irish noun declensions". Anyone can just type that into Google and get results straight away.
Bluejay Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: LoriP LoriP: Welcome to ChaCha! LoriP: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: wahey LoriP: Could you clarify what you are wanting information on? You: where can I find the latest mole and snake reviews please LoriP: Ok give me a few moment to search for you. You: i like moles LoriP: ok You: do you like moles LoriP: No LoriP: Would you like the animal or the moles that are on a body? Then i felt really guilty for some reason and quit.
triforcemario Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Couldn't resist Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: MeganL MeganL: Welcome to ChaCha! MeganL: How are you today? You: Egg... and.... chips.... You: Hungry.... MeganL: Can you clarify what you're looking for today, please? You: Egg... and... chips... You: ... You: Thats what I searching for... MeganL: Pictures, info about eggs, chips, etc? You: Yesh MeganL: I need for you to clarify exactly what you're looking for, or else I can help. MeganL: can't* You: .... Tarnation.... You: You: Do ye like egg and chips? MeganL: I can't say that that sounds appealing You: WHAT?! You: I'M INSULTED! MeganL: eggs & fries? are you pregnant and having cravings? You: I'VE NEVER HEARD SUCH RACISM IN MA LIFE! You: I'M OFF!
Shino Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Just because you're in the internet it doesn't means you can be an asshole to someone. I'm going there to apologize in behalf of you all.
Letty Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 The person I was speaking to was awfully plain. How disappointing
Fields Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 I've not been able to connect to a guide all day, do you think I've been placed on some sort of blacklist after all the abuse I gave them last night?
Shino Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Ok just talked to them, and apparently they get paid to do this. I don't feel that guilty now.
Fields Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Live Guide Now is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Come on, all I did was tell him to hurry up!
triforcemario Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Just because you're in the internet it doesn't means you can be an asshole to someone. I'm going there to apologize in behalf of you all.Come on, we were only having a laugh... Its still funnier than doing it with a bot, though.
Tellyn Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 I just can't do it, knowing that there's a real person there putting their own time into it. I did make them search for all the different flavours of pie in the world though.
arab_freak Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Here's how to bypass the "bans": http://xh4ck.org/chacha.php And some conversations: Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Anna MarieB Anna MarieB: Welcome to ChaCha! Anna MarieB: How can I help you search tonight? You: hi im tired You: what do i do Anna MarieB: How may I help you search tonight? You: iu just said im fukcing tired You: can u fuickning hear me faggot Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: TerryM TerryM: Welcome to ChaCha! You: holy shyt its terry? TerryM: Y=hello. You: terry from tipany.com/terry TerryM: yes it is. You: i lov u man TerryM: I am a woman You: sHIIIT Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: RochelleU RochelleU: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hey ur name is gay!!!!!! Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: MaryC MaryC: Welcome to ChaCha! You: how many dicks hav u sucked dis weekend Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AnthonyA AnthonyA: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hey um anthony You: u got a big dick?????/// AnthonyA: Hi AnthonyA: excuse me ? You: umm hi do u hav a big asssss???? AnthonyA: I'm sorry what can i help you find on chacha? You: oo yeh i wanna rub ur bigg assss oo You: anthony ass Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JenC JenC: Welcome to ChaCha! JenC: Hi, how are you tonight? You: man im gret thx u for asking JenC: No problem. JenC: What can I help you with? You: this IS A HOLD UP You: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: SimaB SimaB: Welcome to ChaCha! SimaB: Hi! SimaB: What can I find for you? You: a biug dick You: how many hav ugot Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: TracyM TracyM: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi ther santa TracyM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: will u cure my cancer You: fidn me a cure for cancer You: i only have 24 hours to live Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: SaraP SaraP: Welcome to ChaCha! You: helo help me find a cure for aids You: with my brainpower an ur money You: we'd make a great team My conversation: Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AM AM: Welcome to ChaCha! AM: how are you today?> AM: What can I search for you today? You: Hi! You: Can you help me look for something? AM: Yes AM: What can I search for you today? You: Cool. I'm not really looking for something, I just wanted to ask you a question. Where does ChaCha find all these people to work as guides? AM: Colleges, work at home message boards AM: and they also have been featured on good morning america AM: on a work at home segment You: I see. You: See, I was linked to this search engine through an online forum. The thread's purpose was to " Fuck with the poor internet slave that is forced to do your bidding." AM: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (See, I was linked to this search engine through an online forum. The thread's purpose was to " Fuck with the poor internet slave that is forced to do your bidding.") You: Hmm, seems like you censor words. Let me send the message again, only censored. You: See, I was linked to this search engine through an online forum. The thread's purpose was to "F@#% with the poor internet slave that is forced to do your bidding." AM: ok AM: Im not sure what you're telling me You: Nothing really, I was just expecting some kind of mocking reaction to those trying to make your job harder so I can post it on the forum. Could you please do that, or do I have to make one up myself? AM: Being quite honest, I could careless about anyone who mocks what we do. AM: So if you make one up, whatever AM: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
Cube Posted December 7, 2006 Author Posted December 7, 2006 Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: LoriM LoriM: Welcome to ChaCha! LoriM: Hello You: hi LoriM: What would you like me to search for you today? You: A list of chippies, please LoriM: What is a chippie? You: Chip Shop LoriM: what state? You: England LoriM: One moment please You: ta LoriM: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: ok LoriM: still searching You: kk LoriM: Are these results sufficient? LoriM: sorry for the delay.... You: yea thanks, and no problem You: bye LoriM: Are these something that you were looking for? You: no thanks You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended. Results: A few links to some US places that sell "potato chips" (crisps), and a list of some general food placed in the UK ------ Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: ElizabethG ElizabethG: Welcome to ChaCha! ElizabethG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search. You: hi, I'm trying to find what coding language the chatbots on this site are written in ElizabethG: There is no chatbots ElizabethG: lol You: oh, what/who are you then? ElizabethG: We are real people You: oh. sorry about that ElizabethG: We are guides lol You: I've been misinformed about the site ElizabethG: lol its okay ElizabethG: Yeah alot of people think we are bots, its cool You: lol, whats the pay like then? ElizabethG: $5-10 per search hour depending on what rank you are. You: cool. Anyway, thanks for the info You: bye ElizabethG: Yw You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.
Fields Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 They get paid $5-10 per search? Where do I sign up?!
arab_freak Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JenniferW JenniferW: Welcome to ChaCha! JenniferW: Hello You: Hey JenniferW: What can I find you on chacha guides? You: An image of the "Papichu", if you will. I've used Google and Yahoo but to no avail. JenniferW: Sure,please be patient while I search for your results. You: How much do you get paid for this? Don't you get a lot of pranks from PB, SA, and NG? JenniferW: We get paid according to searches we do and the time that is spent on doing them. JenniferW: Yes we do get alot of pranks. JenniferW: There is no really set amount we get paid. You: I must admit...I've read your name somewhere on Newgrounds.com's forum. There are tons of hilarious conversations. JenniferW: I could only imagine. JenniferW: I have a good sense of humor,so most of the pranks I get I find very funny. You: There's even one operator who started the conversation with an insult, and asking "what forum are from?" You: Then you'll live this: You: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=616843 JenniferW: I have been to several sites that are making fun of the guides. You: There's a really easy way to bypass your "bans", but I think you already know how JenniferW: Are you from one of those sites? You: Newgrounds.com You: We just picked up the fad of harrassing you people. You: So add us to your list. JenniferW: How do you guys come up with most of the things you ask us to search for? You: Imagination. JenniferW: And you guys do have plenty of it! JenniferW: Are these results sufficient? You: Ehh.. You: I have to admit this....the "Papichu" is just a term a friend of mine uses to call me. JenniferW: It is an image of a tattoo with his face in the middle. You: I couldn't think of anything for you to search for me, so I thought of that You: Sorry :S JenniferW: Well did I get a great,because I did find an image of papichu? You: I live in Egypt, so it would make sense to listen to this kind of stuff from your friends. You: LOL You: I don't see where I can rate you. You: Where do I rate you? JenniferW: When I click Im done,you will see 3 smileys. JenniferW: Great,Ok,and Bas. JenniferW: bad* JenniferW: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: And depending on my rating, you either get a raise, a bonus, or a promotion...right? JenniferW: No,I get nothing. JenniferW: No bonus,no promotion,I am already master. JenniferW: If I was lower in level I would get promoted but I cant go any higher. JenniferW: The great just looks better than a bad for my purposes. JenniferW: Have a great day and please come back and visit us at Chacha.com. JenniferW: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience! JenniferW: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. This was the image I was linked to. I am so printing this out and showing it to my friend. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: CandaceH CandaceH: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi CandaceH: hello You: Can you "autoconnect" me to a particular operator? CandaceH: No, sorry I don't have a way of doing that CandaceH: May I help you? You: Aw shucks CandaceH: Something I can find for you? You: I wanted to connect to ChrisD, since he's such a cool guy. According to a particular thread on a forum obsessed with pranking you, he loves to chitchat. CandaceH: I see You: Quick question...do you help others search for porn? That would be gross... CandaceH: sorry that I can't help you CandaceH: No, I am not allowed to do that You: Imagine a guy asking a guy to search for images of gay secks for him....how would you feel? CandaceH: I am ending our session now since I cannot help you CandaceH: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. teh pr0n Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DeannaS DeannaS: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi DeannaS: Hello! You: Deanna? That means "religion" in Arabic. DeannaS: really? thats sweet! DeannaS: Thank you for sharing that with me. You: Anyways, I'm too stupid to use Google, so I need your help. DeannaS: well, i will do my best. DeannaS: What can I help you search for? You: I need "tips on using ChaCha guides as helpless prank victims" DeannaS: hmmmmm You: Seriously. DeannaS: let me see, considering im a victim, how much help do you think im going to give? You: Show me some results so you can get your 5-10 dollars! You: I honestly don't know. DeannaS: lol....oh ok. DeannaS: i get it whether i show you results or not. You: Really? You: WHERE DO I SIGN UP? DeannaS: yep DeannaS: lol DeannaS: chacha.com DeannaS: have a nice day DeannaS: Thanks for searching ChaCha! DeannaS: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
Caris Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 You: are you a bot or a real person JohnM: real You: cool JohnM: llast time i checked. JohnM: lol
arab_freak Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: CadyD CadyD: Welcome to ChaCha! You: Hi. I need results for "other ways to get through chat bans" CadyD: Hi! How can I help you today? You: I just told you. You: Jeez You: I can't believe this is where my tax money ends up You: Hi. I need results for "other ways to get through chat bans" You: That's what I was searching for. CadyD: Why, so you can prank chacha guides? CadyD: And your tax money doesnt pay for chacha You: I live in Egypt. You: lol You: I already got past your bans. You: All I had to do was clear the @chacha.com cookies. CadyD: I know and they are working on it You: So you can just redirect me to another random guide. CadyD: No You: Don't worry You: 'dem Chinese will always think of something. CadyD: What are you talking about? You: It's like making a bootleg copy of a BluRay PS3 game. CadyD: I'm sure You: Ok, let's get serious. CadyD: Yes, please, lets You: Find me some shops in Egypt that are selling NTSC Nintendo Wiis. You: I've been wanting to import one from America, but they're too expensive. You: A small hint telling me that "you're on it" would be nice... CadyD: Sorry, my system froze You: So you talk to me through a program, or do you login from the ChaCha main page or something? CadyD: a program You: Can I have it? I'll pay you more than the 5 dollars you get per search. CadyD: No CadyD: And we dont get 5 per search anyway You: O rly You: That's not what ChrisD told me. CadyD: we make 5/hr not 5/search You: I thought you operators would ENJOY getting pranked, it's so much more fun than doing the searches on your own. CadyD: Acutally no we don't You: You: ChrisD does, though. You: Anyway... CadyD: Yes You: Did you get the results? CadyD: No CadyD: only ebay.com You: I'm not buying a Wii for 10 thousand dollars. You: Did you know that CadyD: Ok CadyD: It doesnt cost 10K anyway You: in Kuwait, the Wii is selling for 250 Kuwaiti Dinars (1 thousand dollars) You: I've seen some results. You: There's a 10k Wii and a 30k playstation 3 You: The PS3 costs 500 KD in Kuwait. CadyD: It only costs 600 here so thats ridicolous You: That's probably 2k $ You: I know. You: But the weird thing is. You: I showed my stepfather a cell phone I wanted (Nokia n95) You: And it costs 800 You: ughhh g2g CadyD: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended.
Fields Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: ChrisD ChrisD: Welcome to ChaCha! You: wow, is this really the legendary ChrisD?! ChrisD: Hello ChrisD: Hehe You: i am honoured to be in your presence You: truly, i am ChrisD: Thank you ChrisD: How may i assist you? You: are you a real person then? ChrisD: Of course You: wow!!!!!!!! ChrisD: My bionic arm gives me up doesnt it? You: i love you chris ChrisD: And Chris loves you ChrisD: Now stop your making me blush ChrisD: That controller is uber You: wow, excellent work! You: you truly are a legend amongst chacha guides! You: so if i give you a good rating do you get promoted or what? ChrisD: Must you bask in my excellence for you must search!! ChrisD: I hope so You: wow ChrisD: Im model chacha material You: i will be sure to give you a good rating then ChrisD: Thank you my friend ChrisD: Do you have myspace? ChrisD: If so i will make my presence known You: are you coming on to me, chris? because im not gay ChrisD: Uhhh no ChrisD: This is not rome ChrisD: You: ok just thought id clear that up ChrisD: Its clear ChrisD: Now chicken on the other hand ChrisD: Im just gaga over You: you're scaring me now You: im going to have to leave yoou to it ChrisD: Hehe You: enjoy your evening ChrisD: have a good one ChrisD: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience! ChrisD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. ---------------- This guy is a legend! Search for something wii related and you should get him. Tell him I sent you.
Caris Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 Haha! Read this one, its well good: Tammy G: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi Tammy G: Hello, hope you are doing well You: wer cn i fnd a nitdo wii 4 2rmo Tammy G: what on pizza can I locate for you today You: lol Tammy G: so you don't want a pizza You: dnt wnt piza am afta a nindo wii 4 2moor You: shrt notice lol Tammy G: so you need this for tomorrow You: ye Tammy G: so you need a nintendo Tammy G: I sell Pizza but let me see what I can find You: thx Tammy G: where are you at, cause you will have to go pick it up since such short notice You: ye You: newcstle uk You: is dis a bot or a rel person Tammy G: this is a real person You: lol m8 Tammy G: Oh you are in the UK, nice to meet you You: nic 2 met u 2 Tammy G: I have many friends that live there You: gr8 cunrty Tammy G: trying to figure out what you are looking for You: nintdno wii You: cmz oot 2moro Tammy G: oh I see Tammy G: are you getting this for christmas Tammy G: think you mean a nintendo VIII You: nop oot of me work pay lmao You: nop oot of me work pay lmao Tammy G: lol You: no m8 a nintendo wii Tammy G: just a sec You: fnx Tammy G: looks like e-bay has them but no good for tomorrow You: You: fnx anywyaz m8 Tammy G: just a sec You: kk Tammy G: do you have like a postal code You: nefirty 3un Tammy G: found games, looking for the console You: kool m8 Tammy G: do you have a walmart there You: we hve a asda You: dat is uk verzn Tammy G: boy, cause walmart has them You: mabe asds wil Tammy G: wonder if they hae them You: il chk fnx m8 Tammy G: Yea bet they do Tammy G: your welcome You: Tammy G: Tell your friends about ut You: hve a nice day Tammy G: us You: a will m8 You: fnx cya Tammy G: Have a good one :-) You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.
Cube Posted December 7, 2006 Author Posted December 7, 2006 Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AM AM: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi AM: How are you today? AM: What can I search for you today? You: impatiant for the Wii (which im getting tomorrow) you? You: I'm looking for a guide called ChrisD AM: ahh, I just got the wii, well just brought it home my mother waited in line for it, for us. AM: fun game You: you've got an ace mother AM: There are 4 diferrent guides with the name Chris D You: ok, thanks You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended Result: http://underground.chacha.com/guide/guide_profile/18804 Theres the "legend"
ipaul Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 This site is the funniest i've seen in a while Heres a convo i had: RebeccaD: hello You: hiya RebeccaD: what can I find for you today regarding the wii? You: the ps3 owns right? You: cos i think teh ps3 is for n00bs but al mi m8s av one and iz not sure anymore RebeccaD: I don't understand what you mean by that. You: soz mate You: should i spend my money on a wii or wait for ps3? You: cos i no the ps3 will well pwn n00bish wii but i dent wana wait that long, na wot i mean bruv? RebeccaD: from what I have heard people seem to like the wii better & it has a better price. I can search it for you though. You: o rly? You: well thats cool You: search price then please You: you bruv you found owt yet? RebeccaD: the regular stores are sold out. I sent you the next best thing. There is always ebay as well. You: bollocks You: al that time and i get amazon! what goods the rainforest i want a wii or ps3 You: ebay is well pricey
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