Nefarius
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An imposing Jet Black Dong, 12 inches idealy.
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I just found out today that, in spite of my earlier belief that they'd driven a Japanese Tour Bus over a cliff somewhere, Sun Caged released a second album. Obviously I supported this little known Prog-Metal outfit by downloading it off the internet for free.
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My Top 5 Wii Games of 2009: 5. Trauma Center: Gynecology Edition 4. Gloria Hunniford's "Butter My Buns" 3. Super Mario Love Hotel 2. Duck Hunt 2: Prince Phillip's Royal Rampage 1. Noels House Party Wii
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My Top 5 Mass-Murdering Dictators: 5. Adolf Hitler 4. Pol Pot 3. Papa Doc Duvalier 2. Idi Amin Dada 1. Josef Stalin
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Top 5 biggest circlekjerks: 5. THIS THREAD 4. THIS THREAD 3. THIS THREAD 2. THIS THREAD 1. THIS THREAD Toot-toot, mantrain.
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My Top 5 Famous Nonces: 5. Johnathan King 4. Chris Langham 3. Pete Townsend 2. Gary Glitter 1. R Kelly
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My Top 5 Venereal Diseases: 5. Hepatitis B 4. Gonorrhea 3. Syphilis 2. Chlamydia 1. Herpes EDIT: Added Syphilis to the list because Picasso had it.
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Top 5 Nintendo Spin-Offs 5. Waluigi's Amyl Nitrate Adventures 4. The Chronicles of Epona: Christopher Reeve's Quest 3. Phazon Bob Monkhouse Meets the Space Pirates 2. Tingle's Gloryhole Bonanza 1. Dr Mario 2: Proctology Panic
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I like the blue glow, it's the warm soothing glow of PROGRESS.
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Pick me. IT WILL BE META AS FUCK.
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I could sure go for some dead cow in a bun right about now!
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What if they made Final Fantasy VII remake for Wii?
Nefarius replied to Falcon_BlizZACK's topic in Nintendo Gaming
This is a playground fight now? Can I be the kid with his tie tucked in his shirt between the second and third buttons watching the scuffle while eating grade-f chips from a cheap plastic container? Also Cloud Strife smells of wee. Also this, the three most popular franchises in Japan are Dragon Quest, Super Mario and Final Fantasy. They're all whored out, I just prefer Marios prostitution to the next installment of "Super Sephiroth Adventure: Belts and Zippers Deluxe" Either way every CEO loves money, money gets you laid and buys you crack, sweet sweet crack. -
I hope it has voice chat as well, if there's one thing this game needs it's the satisfaction of hearing a screechy voiced 12 year old call you a faggot after you send his Captain Falcon sailing into oblivion.
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I prefer the gamespot review most of all, their main complaint being that the controls were just TOO good and made the game easy, all the while failing to notice the VETERAN difficulty mode you can choose on your very first playthrough. Going by internet rumor and hearsay I hear the reviewer is also fat and smells of wee.
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Plus she's a milf. I mean come on, who wouldn't.
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The few, the brave, the banned.
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How dare people exercise their right to protest, we ought to bomb some freedom into those ungrateful persians!
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I love snowballing, don't you?
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What if they made Final Fantasy VII remake for Wii?
Nefarius replied to Falcon_BlizZACK's topic in Nintendo Gaming
If S-E had respect for the game they wouldn't have commisioned so many shitty spinoffs. At least Mario Tennis/Golf et al have the audacity to be fun. Anyway respect is a bad word to use here, both Nintendo and S-E are bathing in a sea of money and snorting cocaine from hookers arsecracks thanks to this kind of thing, respect doesn't even come into it. -
I've played the trumpet a few times myself tbh
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People have been saying this about these forums since 2002, it's a beautiful disaster, like a thousand Hindenburgs caught in bullet time. Cheer up and enjoy the ride bucko.
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You probably deserved it.
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What if they made Final Fantasy VII remake for Wii?
Nefarius replied to Falcon_BlizZACK's topic in Nintendo Gaming
To be honest a camp movie starring gods of cinema such as Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper is far better than camply animated CGI fanservice aimed at pleasing 20-stone+ "OH SEPHIROTH YOU TASTE LIKE DARKNESS" fanfic writing fangirls and the odd barely-pubescent xSSJCLOUDx gamefaqs poster that make up the modern FFVII fanbase.