Nefarius

An imposing Jet Black Dong, 12 inches idealy.

I just found out today that, in spite of my earlier belief that they'd driven a Japanese Tour Bus over a cliff somewhere, Sun Caged released a second album. Obviously I supported this little known Prog-Metal outfit by downloading it off the internet for free.

My Top 5 Wii Games of 2009: 5. Trauma Center: Gynecology Edition 4. Gloria Hunniford's "Butter My Buns" 3. Super Mario Love Hotel 2. Duck Hunt 2: Prince Phillip's Royal Rampage 1. Noels House Party Wii

My Top 5 Mass-Murdering Dictators: 5. Adolf Hitler 4. Pol Pot 3. Papa Doc Duvalier 2. Idi Amin Dada 1. Josef Stalin

Top 5 biggest circlekjerks: 5. THIS THREAD 4. THIS THREAD 3. THIS THREAD 2. THIS THREAD 1. THIS THREAD Toot-toot, mantrain.

My Top 5 Famous Nonces: 5. Johnathan King 4. Chris Langham 3. Pete Townsend 2. Gary Glitter 1. R Kelly

My Top 5 Venereal Diseases: 5. Hepatitis B 4. Gonorrhea 3. Syphilis 2. Chlamydia 1. Herpes EDIT: Added Syphilis to the list because Picasso had it.

Top 5 Nintendo Spin-Offs 5. Waluigi's Amyl Nitrate Adventures 4. The Chronicles of Epona: Christopher Reeve's Quest 3. Phazon Bob Monkhouse Meets the Space Pirates 2. Tingle's Gloryhole Bonanza 1. Dr Mario 2: Proctology Panic

I like the blue glow, it's the warm soothing glow of PROGRESS.

Pick me. IT WILL BE META AS FUCK.

I could sure go for some dead cow in a bun right about now!

This is a playground fight now? Can I be the kid with his tie tucked in his shirt between the second and third buttons watching the scuffle while eating grade-f chips from a cheap plastic container? Also Cloud Strife smells of wee. Also this, the three most popular franchises in Japan are Dragon Quest, Super Mario and Final Fantasy. They're all whored out, I just prefer Marios prostitution to the next installment of "Super Sephiroth Adventure: Belts and Zippers Deluxe" Either way every CEO loves money, money gets you laid and buys you crack, sweet sweet crack.

I hope it has voice chat as well, if there's one thing this game needs it's the satisfaction of hearing a screechy voiced 12 year old call you a faggot after you send his Captain Falcon sailing into oblivion.

I prefer the gamespot review most of all, their main complaint being that the controls were just TOO good and made the game easy, all the while failing to notice the VETERAN difficulty mode you can choose on your very first playthrough. Going by internet rumor and hearsay I hear the reviewer is also fat and smells of wee.