The Bard

I really don't find anything wrong with 14 year olds, so if you're 14 and I insulted you in some way, thats my bad. I just don't like Demuwan. He's an asshole.

You take it back. This second! Jordan, correct me if im wrong, but I've never actually come across you praising a game, all you seem to do as say "ugh...so and so is laak so fookin shit," FF7 was a beautiful game. The music was beautiful, the locales were beautiful, the characters and the story? Beautiful. It was a perfectly crafted game, and only someone without a heart can have played it all the way through and called it boring. Secondly, If you don't have something to say about the topic at hand, sit down and have yourself a nice cup of shut the fuck up! I think you're mistaking me (and zell) for people who actually give a crap about what you think. If you count the number of people who like, nay, adore FF7 you will infact have an army of people that will testify to the games greatness. It's not hailed as a nigh on perfect RPG for no reason. Edit: Ok...I need anger management...

Oh dear, when I saw that I was utterly speechless, I cannot understand this persons thinking. How does he know that there has not been a Black equivalent to Mozart or Dickens?? Does there need to be? Thing is that some of the most intelligent and sociable people I know are black. There is no such thing as an ethnic minority in England anymore. I am Pakistani, and I was born there, and I spent the first 6 years of my life there. I go to Manchester Grammar School, got straight A's and A*'s in my GCSE's, am Grade 8 at guitar and am predicted all A's for my A levels. Does this make me somewhat of a statistical misnomer? No, of course not, I am after all, just another human being, and have the same mental capacity as any white person. Just take a look at the massive number of white youths that are guilty of the same things that he was accusing black people of! The BNP are dangerous, and need to be disbanded as soon as possible. I'm just completely bewildered at how someone can actually have the views he does, there's no real tangible difference between people of different skin colour. As for me, well I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I hear that! Or you could just rob money off your parents?

But what aboot my idea... ? Anyway, if they do put up nuclear plants, it had better be near places like Doncaster and not near Manchester, or I'm just gonna have to go ahead and move.

Oh dear lord. Emo? Emo...?? What is the world coming to?

Oh, whoops, I forgot that you had to attack on the way down . Nope, I'm fine with wavedashing, took me like half an hour to master though, but its fun to do sometimes.

You know what the obvious energy saving device would be? Windmills with blades made from solar panels. Seriously, how cool would that be? I'm off to patent it actually....laters...

Demuwan, stop being a dick. I'm guessing you're a typical 14 years old kid (because your intelligence certainly doesn't warrant your being any older) who thinks he knows everything about everything. Firstly, Smash bros hasn't been out for 5 years yet. Secondly, I'm betting that any single person from this forum could kick your worthless ass at any game you claim to be "unbeatable" at. Roy as a character is immensely flawed, as anyone who claims to have mastered him will realise the moment they select Marth. Hookay, thats my spleen vented for the day... Zell, I'm having trouble mastering the L-cancel, how exactly do you do it? Everytime I do it, i end up doing an air dodge thingy, its wierd. Any tips? Mucho Gracias Amigo...

Meh, Satanist Dissection "vocalist" Jon something or another was given just two years for the murder of a homosexual. He got let off early for "good behaviour," honestly, what is the world coming to? People sure can do wierd things...

Sephiroth, no question. The guy was cool and a complete nut but also multilayered, so he wasn't just some evil guy made up as a plot device. He's one of the one videogame characters you could want to be. Runners up include: Lavos from Chrono Trigger, although he would have come first if he actually managed to say anything in the entirety of the game. I'd also have to say the Dahaka from Warrior Within because the chase scenes were absloutely intense. Last and least would probably be Salazar from Resi 4, that guy was a pain in the ass, until he grows into that beast of a boss...man that was scary... How is that not cool?

Why should we care about life on other planets while our own planet (which is slowly dying) is still a mystery to us? Edit: Exactly what Kurt R said, right on brother : peace:

Yeah, Zeal is a bitch, watch out, because everytime you attack the hands, they attack with life shave, which puts you down to 1 hp. which is why the best tactic to use is Luminaire with Crono, Flare with Lucca and Cure/Cure 2/Life 2 with Marle, who acts as the healer in this fight. You should also stock some Mega Elixirs (although these should be saved for the lavos fight).

They could have focused less on the mario sport titles and spin offs and started developing some new Ip's, I mean cmon, the game industry has developed a great deal, and I can't say that Nintendo has developed with it. Games that were sorely lacking on the Cube: FPS' and Fighters.

Yeah, I haven't seen silence of the lambs, is it worth renting or what?

Holy crap, we have yet another contender for jackass of the year, now did you find that you're not quite annoying enough without the random posts? Because I promise you, you are annoying enough, in fact, you're the number one contender for that world heavyweight annoyance crown. I kid, I kid, man, I love quoting Scrubs.

No, I use marth, so what I really need is help playing as marth, but i'll take a look at that anyway. Edit: I've already seen those, v.impressive btw.

Thanks a lot for that they're pretty cool. Edit: On the second video they have Man Made God by In Flames playing in the background at about 5:36. just thought I'd share.

Thats nice of him , but of course, with $60 billion, anyone else would do the same.

Well, I suppose, but it's subject to opinion. Rainbow sword just sounds crap, where as shiva edge sounds awesome. Man, twas funny when I beat lavos with just basic weapons like Crono's wood sword equipped, when you can do that, you know you're good . In fact, on my new game + were all level 99 or there abouts with maximum techs, so I'm gonna try and complete the game without any accessories attatched, and just basic weapons...man I love that game so much.

Incorrect. For I am The Bard for that is who I am. Apart from me being the CT god that I am, Taban uses these exact words: I used the rest of the sun stones energy to make some sun shades. so it is pretty confusing. Anyway, you're probably right, but I went and booted up my snes and saw that I already had the Rainbow sword, even though I don't know how I got it, meh, that's strange, but I'll continue to use my Shiva Edge because checking the stats, it has the ability to do 4X critical damage and is thus the most powerful blade in the game, it is the updated form of the kali blade that you can recieve from Northern Ruins. So suck on a rusty spoon.

Haha, I just remembered, I got Dave Mustaine, Corey Beauleau, Jesper Stromblad to sign My Megadeth t-shirt and Travis Smith signed my Ember to Inferno CD case. Score!!

Oh god...and you're older than me aswell

I mean the Sequel (or prequel) to Hannibal Edit: What a match!! Crouch didn't do the robot!!?? Gerrard pwned as usual. Come on England!!

Level 9 cpu's are simple, but for me it's beating my mates that's the annoying part. Me and thebenmaster play every day at school and usually I used to beat him, but recently hes been annihilating me, it's really wierd, I just recently switched to using Marth and im still trying to master stuff like wavedashing and shorthopping. I think its because we play a load of games, like Tekken 5, Soul Calibur 2 and Street Fighter 2 turbo, and I trash him completely at those, so he's shifted his focus onto Smash Bros, and I'd really like to get better at it, so as to be able to have close and fun matches.