The Bard

Ahoy there! Shut yer scupper and bare yer steel fer I am captn bubblebeard! Hi, have fun.

Aye. So who thinks it's time to start throwing around a few Dr. Cox quotes? Here's a few of my favourite: To JD: "Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and write you out a prescription for two testicles, and you can feel free to get this filled out whenever you want." To some guy: "You are what you eat, and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy didn't ya?" To JD and Turk (I've used this one myself sometimes ) "No you look! If someone asked me just this morning if I could have had any less respect for you two geniuses, I would have said no, that's not possible, but congratulations, you've managed to pull it off, *searches self* the only problem is that I'm fresh out of blue ribbons, so you're going to have to settle for a lifetimes supply of my foot up your ass." To JD and Turk, after throwing his computer out of the topmost window of the hospital and almost hitting them: "Sorry girls. Dropped my computer. Nyeah." And of course his famous "things I don't care about" speech, which is infact too long to post here. there are a ton of others, but those come immediately to mind. Also: Yah! that show was pretty cool, I think you and I have a similar taste in TV. Edit: To JD: "And in a reciprocal gesture, can I be involved in the organisation of your coming out party?" Har har.

Chrono Trigger and any and every Squaresoft/ Enix title avilable for it. Also: Street Fighter 2 Turbo Streets of Rage 2 (the best in the series) Super Metroid Super Mario World Sonic 2 Ninja Gaiden Contra 3 Metal Slug You know, the classics. Oh, and world heroes

Yooo, is it just me or does Judy Beyes (Carla) look waay to foxy there....? Hehe, Johnny C on crutches... As for her languages, that's exactly what I mean..."Ihren frau hat schonen busen" man that moment was so funny...har har...

Yeah, but not only is Sarah Chalke very purdy, she's also a great actor, which is more than anyone can say for Aniston, and several other supporting females in sitcoms. Off topic: did anyone here actually find The Exorcist scary...? It was an awesome movie, but not even remotely scary, so I was kinda disappointed in that aspect...meh

Punk'd lol, anyone remember when Zach Braff got his porche spray painted, man...he was mad...

Yah, lol, the only show that I've ever come close to watching this much is Dragonball Z, which rocks btw .

QFT. Although it's a draw between red and silver.

Wow, awesome, do you think that this gen were finally going to see demo discs with magazines?

Does anyone find them selves watching Ep's over and over again? I used to watch at leasr 3-4 eps a day, and have seen every episode at least 10-15 times, and it never gets boring, which is also one of the reasons I love it so much.

I detest Television, and the trite on it like Wife Swap and Big Brother, honest to god, it ruins people. Big brother is a monotonous, boring show for monotonous boring people.

To Sarka: Hurrah! To Ashley: No I didn't. also, yeah, to reiterate what Lazyboy said, the best scrubs site out there is: http://scrubs.mopnt.com/

As did I....? Ok, you take the prize for the single most disturbing user on RE. Congratulations!

Eh? No I didn't! I said "ultimate" and by that I meant "best," and that's clearly Scrubs Oh and another thing I love about Scrubs is that there's no laugh track, which is awesome, we the people know when something's funny or not, and don't need to be prompted by a load of fake laughs. Also: My wife and kids is teh sex.

Oh dear lord..."I'd like to take a swig out of her jugs." Har har.

Arrested D is indeed a great show, but nothing matches Scrubs in my eyes. Oh, and soz about the spoilers, I totally forgot to put it in a spoiler box. Yeah, the DVD's had to be postponed becuase they were unable to afford the rights to use the same songs on the DVD as they did when it aired on TV.

To deiter: Clever To Jordan: Indeed.

So...Seeing as Scrubs is better than food, drink or infact, sex, I decided to create a thread dedidcated to this holy grail of TV sitcoms so that you can all worship the deity that is Dr. Cox: So anyway, any real scrubs fans out there? Season 5 just finished a couple of months back, and according to several things Bill Lawrence has said, Season 6 will be the final, which makes me sad, it really does. Strangely enough, they've only released 3 series on DVD so far, (which by the way are essential for any scrubs fan, the bonus features are priceless) and they've yet to show season 5 at all on British TV (which sucks for people without broadband ), so is Scrubs the ultimate Cult TV sitcom? In my opinion, it's the best TV show of all time, only remotely rivalled by (maybe) happy days and/ or power rangers! All jokes aside the thing I really love about Scrubs, apart from the humour, is the real sense of attatchment to the characters and the fact that you actually give a crap about what happens to them, which is more than you can say for any more recent mainstream sitcoms *cough* friends *cough* So you can go ahead and give your two cents about how much the show rules, the characters or story here. And: show the todd some love!!

Sorry, I still haven't gotten over that whole "Nintendork" thing. You wanna kiss and hug and make pretend that nothing ever happened? Cmere...

Don't, it's very bad for your health and your sanity, you should have a regular sleeping pattern and get at least 8 hours of sleep each day, unlike me, because when I was having my AS exams, I woke up at 5pm and went to bed at 7-8 pm, and I ended up having to go see a doctor because I was putting on too much weight, was tired all the time and was always very pale. So don't do it, it's not a good idea.

Exactly, I'm from Pakistan and I'm not a muslim, I just hope people have learnt from the past and what happened in Germany enough not to make the same mistake twice.

As a wise man once said "Regret's only make us weaker." Don't regret it, there's nothing you could have done, I suppose it's good for you to know that you're that touched by the loss of a person close to you, a lot of people wouldn't really care if something similar happened to them, so be glad that you're not as jaded or unfeeling as those people. "It's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't done." I'm only 17, but I have so many regrets, it's honestly the saddest word in any language. Do you sometimes think, that if you had the chance to go back in time and relive your past years with the knowledge and experience you have now, that you could have changed things for the better? That's the worst feeling you ever can have, and I get it far too much

Aye, I've never seen Mastodon live, but they are one of the best bands around atm, the riffs and fills are just inspired. Anywho, has anyone actually head any "thine eyes bleed"? because I'm not sure what to think, there's plenty of bands that would be better suited to being on that tour, like Iced Earth for example.

Hehe, that's funny, anyway, me and my cousins in Pakistan, (where houses are frickin massive) we used to run off to this abandoned cornfield near our house and there was this one massive tree that was like the grail to climb, anyway, one day, we found a couple of absolutely filthy matresses in a shack nearby and stacked them underneath this tree, and took turns climbing it and then jumping down onto the matress from like a 30-40 feet drop (I dono, it sure seemed that way because we were so small), unfortunately my cousin landed on his feet, slipped and cracked his ankle, and we had to carry him home which was a bitch because it was like a mile away, and the whole time he was crying and screaming like hell, and in the end we had to say that he fell down a manhole lol (and I think they believed us), because they would kill us if they found out what we were really doing. We were 5 or 6 at the time I think. Then next year I moved to this rancid hellhole you call endland. Damn. Those were the good old days *nostalgic smile*...Although thinking about it, it sure was lucky we didn't impale ourselves on the matress springs...

A Link to the past followed by Wind Waker. Nyeah.