jayseven

I just wanted to say that romance goes far and beyond the use/non-use of a condom. If you think that condoms spoil the romance then you're either doing the foreplay wrong or you're with the wrong person, or you've watched too many saxaphone-plagued 'movies.' (yes sex is more physically intimate without a condom, but it isn't exactly detrimental to your relationship when you do use one.)

My imagination, or you have rather sunburnt knees?

Just got told I've got another two weeks at work. Ok, that's fairly good news. The bad news is that my mate who got me the job there just got fired today. Gulp.

Way too big. I can't handle the size and he takes ages to 'finish loading for me' too. Is that a more obvious innuendo?

I purposefully chose not to thrip his first post about the trip to the doctor's because I remember the past furore, btw. I like the way people are people.

I doth hurrie to tell thee! Some blue-masked scoundrel hath make your musings from the grave awake! E'er I would but dream of such a fine example of a gentlemen! The swanning vision clawed into the earth and did verily drag the carcass'd scripture out of the grip of Hades himself. If one looks closely, the post is still damp from hands that swam Acheron; hands which staid not a minute to accept any ribbons or medals.

I've thripped the contraceptive stuff. Will move over the last few posts asap.

Monday - one day Tuesday - two day Wednesday - where? What? Who? Thursday - third day Friday - five day! Anyway. I see monday as the start of the week and friday as the end of the week. Because the week-end is one non-stop partaaay from friday evening!

I don't want to be on the list :P and I won't be using it when I get 'round to my mafia, because honestly I don't think everyone on that list will want to play in it. But I do approve of the idea of it

Mad Monkey; you get wound up a little too easily. Thought it was take three posts MINUMUM! :P Trolololo

Worst team in the top two leagues? Knife meets heart. Overal -1 skill decrease. -5 decrease meets +4. Knife twist. TODAY IS SO SHIT.

Karma for all those kiddies you didn't fiddle! Not sure how the babie fits in. Melodrama and a bottle of wine, yeah?

Barca will be playing (the winner of) real (spurs lol). This match faces Shalke (or inter lol). And I think it's been a fairly scrappy, typical game between the two so far. Ref's playing very well, too.

I'm due a motherfucking WIN change report, after having two fairly duff ones. Unfortunately I have shit players. One dude played 18 games and only had 13 dev value. What a twat.

Woo football on terrestrial TV! lol ref's wearing a spurs kit.

The sword is the hardest to grind, the thumping gauntlet thing the easiest. There's a place in that spider-filled house where loads of spiders respawn if you leave the room to a certain point and go back. I did all of the weapons in maybe 30 mins?

Coolness' vid is a bunch o' fake. Seen the other ones before and they're aaace! Love trickshots, no matter the sport. End up spending forevers on youtube. Then feel like none of the videos are cool enough so don't post any here. But thanks!

Objectively, it has to be mentioned that Peeps did well not mentioning alignments. One of the main shadows of doing a mafia game based on a (fairly) pre-determined list of goodies and baddies is that it can become very tricky for the mafia to stay 'hidden.' Town were rather lucky and smart in this game, mind you.

Man, as if I've only won 5 (6 when Heroes maff is added up) games! Totally forgot the game where me and coolness (was it? I just skimmed it and actually that might've been the character, not the player) won by gaining a mafia majority in the forum mafia! Mental.

yeeeees! Pleeeeeease!

One of the Dead Space achievements made me feel quite nauseus... Relentlessly stomping on body parts. Icky! Well worth a play. Not tooooo challenging even on the hardest difficulty. The "levelling up" felt largely pointless, however. No idea how it is on 2 yet!

good game I felt pretty much invincible throughout. I liked how we were never certain that we had killed a mafia. If we had got tales earlier in the game then I think we would have been sure he was maff at all.

The bbc feed is a doing a very bad job of being optimistic. From quoting Mourinho out of context about thinking a 0-0 is a good result from before the game all the way to "if spurs can keep it at 2-0 then they're still in the tie" ... It's game over, man. If spurs get a goal back in the next 15 mins, then sure, they might scrape it after the 2nd leg... but Real-istically, it's a done deed.

Basically told my job runs out on friday. Just as I arrive on my 'road' with my house on, my house burglar alarm goes off. No sign of anything. Worried there's a crafty ninja burglar sneaking from wardrobe to cupboard. Cat snuck in after I shut the front door. Can't find it anywhere.

I'm drinking a bunch of cans for you tonight, bruv.