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Me neither! They did mention height, but i'd still not know the ideal height to adjust it to. I guess i should just experiment.

But going by that logic surely he would have left the seat up!

My theory is that the toilet attendant is really lazy and figures they'll come back in 6 months to restock the toilet roll.

Someone told me the reason i get a sore neck when i sit at my computer desk is because i "don't have the right chair" for me. So how am i supposed to know the 'right' chair for me?? I just have a standard ugly office swivel chair.

WHY!

I always want/try to like Karl, but can't help suspecting it's an act.

I feel bad and unfocused when my surrondings are a mess, but i can't change. I try but i always go back to my messy tendencies. Does anyone have any tips for preventing yourself from being a messy bastard?? I need them!

Strewth! My budgies dun gone and squared up to a croc! And then INTO THE MOUTH OF A LION.

There. Got it out of my system. Just had to declare it. It's nothing major, at this point. But makes me wonder if it's just gonna end up developing more serious probs in the future. The battery intermittently 'fails', and is not recognised by the system as a Dell battery. Then other times it is completely fine. Was on the verge of taking it back into the shop when it first happened, but the day i was due to take it in... it worked fine. Also the space bar has become quite pissy, and needs pressed down firmly to register the command. Just annoying in a brand new laptop!

Wtf drugs are the producers on? I was expecting good things after such a fun celeb BB this year, but the regular housemates are all appalling. They're all under 30, all good looking/posers. It's like watching an episode of Hollyoaks. Where's the diversity? Even the worst series of BB on C4 had a better mix than this. Way to go, wankers. Will continue to watch, at least for now, in the hope that somehow, it works.

Not fitting in with the girls in my college class as well as i'd hoped. Think they're arranging doing stuff together outside of college already, and today i went to the supermarket after class and a group of them were in there shopping together. I felt kinda loserish in there by myself with my little basket. Fuk! Oh well...

On a terrible day my usually gluttonous desire for food/drink disappears and i just want to sit and reflect on the awful things that have happened. Maybe i'm a touch emo? *draws teardrop on cheek with eyeliner*

Thanks. :p My course is two years long. Wish i'd started when i was younger though, cos to be anything other than a beautician would require additional training, possibly years. Obvs working on a film set doing makeup would be awesomes. That would be my ideal.

I have it on good authority that this is the technology being used for Jurassic Park 4!

Completed my first week of training to be a beautician, i love it! I can't believe this is my life now, after running myself down working a shitty job for many years. Wonder why i didn't do it sooner! Duh. We spend a lot of our classes doing beauty treatments on eachother, it's lovely! A lot to remember though, everything has to be done in a very precise manner. But i'm going to work really hard, cos i'd love to do this for a living!

I want to switch from an Orange pay as you go to an Orange contract for my phone, but am i right in thinking you can't do that without changing your number? That seems really bizarre. I'm not changing my number. Is there any way around it?

I got it. Was funnee.

He's so a Jason. And coincidentally, looks like a young Jason Orange. First thing i noticed about him. Check that jawline!

Why does she shout as default? Most people speak as default.

He was singing Stan at a D12 concert?

Yeah it's cool, but disruptive. I don't know my way around Glasgow well and we ended up getting really confused trying to make our way to the shopping district cos every time we went down a street it was blocked off. I don't like when people moan though, how else do they expect films to get made? I don't live there, was just visiting. I'm from Fife. :p

Went shopping today in Glasgow and got to see the new Brad Pitt film being filmed! (kind of). Cos they're filming there. It's about a zombie apocalypse, and we got to see people running away from zombs! And the director was awesome and very apologetic about having to move us back behind barriers all the time. Deffo going to see this film, if only for the personal connection! (sounds kinda promising anyway though).

Deffo. Amyward make it worthwhile! Tara is annoying with her drawling and obsession/paranoia with pap guy a.k.a Bowser. The soap guy is confusing and a drama queen. And you're still coming into this thread?

Yeah. Same goes for the Terminator. All you need is a leather jacket and sunglasses. Stuff some socks down your top for biceps. Oh wait... leather jackets are expensive aren't they... oops.

I wish Amy would stop talking about vaginas. I'm watching the show with my mum.