LazyBoy

If someone is brave enough I can prove i'm not a role-blocker.

I'm not a role-blocker.

Beggilax is claiming to be a dog. No I used it during the day. As you can see I got Tellyn to say he was good, then sent that quote to cube, and he told me he was telling the truth. I think i'm still going to be able to use my power tonight. Yes, I knew what it was and yes I knew it was just a one off.

Agreed, but it has nothing to do with my power. My power is completely different. I don't know why I got it. I don't know if someone gave it to me or it was just randomly given by cube. All I know is i've used it, and now it's gone.

I was given it as a one off gift from cube. Nothing else to it. You going to have to trust me on this one.

Listen up. I got a one off lie detector last night. I just ran it on tellyn. He was telling the truth, he's good. So any investigators turn up anything last night?

So are you claiming to be good, neutral or evil Tellyn?

You know you completely destroy any chance of making someone laugh when you put 'lol' at the end. Laughing at your own jokes kills them.

Listen My People Do yourselves all a favour and check out a band by the name of 'Solid Gold'. They're like a cross between the postal service and snow patrol. My new favourite band. Really.

Well even this is somewhat explainable. Kenpachi is staying on par with a guy who has already taken on Neliel and Ichigo, Bkuyaka (or however the f*ck you spell it) is going up against a guy who is completely trumped by his Bankai (after he had severed the nerves controlling the left side of his body) and the research guy is going up against the other research guy who has now faced Ishida, Renji, and the two ex-arrancar. So they're on par but only because they're late. Hope that wasn't confusing, i'm shit with name. Just caught up with Naruto as well. It was good, but why let only naruto go up against that guy at the end? There's like 8 of you, just f*cking finish it so we can move on with the bloody story. I'm still finding myself wanting the whole thing to hurry the hell up as well.

He still hasn't been healed from the Grimjaw (sp?) fight, where he ever so epically kicked lavish amounts of ass. I'm sure he'll be good to go. Anyway, awesome episode, looking forward to seeing where it goes after these fights.

Vote:Maase

That was f*cking brilliant. Best thing i've seen in ages.

Vote: No lynch

Christ how did I miss this? Good save. Yeah well since teletubies was included in your list your post automatically became void. How about posting some hetrosexual ideas next time.

Hell to the f*cking yes, i'm in. Right here we go: Thomas the Tank Engine Power Rangers Pingu Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Biker Mice from Mars Ed Edd and Eddy Thunderbirds Noddy Postman Pat Recess Stingray Captain Scarlet Smart Guy Teen Angel (was F*cking awesome) Looney Toons SuperTed Danger Mouse Brum Wacky Racers Tom and Jerry more to come....

I'd do it during the holidays, too busy with work right now. Could I be a part-time member? I'm also close to finishing my book, could that be one of the weeks books so I can get some feedback?

Err what to address here. Fifa/pro evo yeah subjective. CoD4 even fun without online for me. One of those great games you want to complete on every difficulty. I was more talking about reviews with WiiMusic. Still waiting for my lightsaber. And yeah MoH is good but I need offline multiplayer. There you go, all wrapped up.

I had both and sold the Wii version. Why?? Because it wasn't as good. Both are inferior to Fifa this time around anyway. You saying you can't play Charlie's Angles for 15 minutes and tell its a piece of shit? There's hidden quality, and there's just plain mediocre, and the gaming community seems to agree with me on the whole with Wii Music. I am not going to go through Zack & Wiki doing all the puzzles again, because I know them already. Thus once i've completed it (which I haven't) I doubt i'll be playing it again. So you have CoD4 and your still claim it has only 6 hours of gameplay? Really? Let me do this again. I do not actively seek to dismiss game for shits and giggles. There are more games on the 360 I own and want to own, than there are on the Wii. I feel the Wii is not fulfilling its true potential and that this is primarily the fault of Nintendo, who is putting out cheaper games, and are content with it because they still sell. Instead of using revenue to create new development, buy up second parties, fund indie projects, moneyhat 3rd party games, they produce games with minimal upgrades like Animal Crossing and minimal cost like WiiMusic. It is a sign of their laziness that the small indie projects are more attractive to me than the games they have brought out over the last year (minus smash bros), even though the experience, money and time to create epics and truly revolutionary games. And dazzy, that lightsaber thing was an honest question. Is there one coming next year I don't know about or are you just guessing. Edit: Sorry Darky my boy, missed your post. Yeah we play timesplitters most of the time funnily enough. I'm just waiting for a multiplayer FPS with Wii controls (the good kind). It's so frustrating it hasn't happened yet.

Metroid is not an FPS, its an FPA, massive difference. Metroid is about adventure, FPS are about action. Completely different type of game. Pro evo is better on 360. Online, there's your reason. And who gives a fuck if it controls differently, I want a different type of game. Hardly a revolution in gaming is it? My point is DeBlob doesn't substantiate the Wiis lack of power in favour of an expensive control system. Go and ask anyone on the other consoles board if CoD4 is only 6 hours long. It has an online mode something the likes of which anything on the Wii doesn't even come close to. And Zack & Wiki has hardly got replay value has it? You're saying there will be a 1:1 lightsaber game next year? Can I see this. No the 360 can't do it. Instead this gen it went for more power and better online. The 360 is fully realising what it is capable of. PC goo has better online options. Only took me 15 minutes to realise Wii Music wasn't worth my money. 15 years of playing games means i've got fairly good at judging it. I'm not criticising the Wii because I get off to getting argument with the guys on this board or because i'm some sony fanboy. It's because right now, imo, the ps3 and 360 are delivering and the Wii is not. I play my 360 all the time. My wii is in the cupboard. My fault? No. Really no.

The Wii easily houses the best FPS controls on a console. Shame it doesn't have the best FPS games on any console. And you seem to have completely missed my point since all those games that you mentioned are fun but lacked substance, except pro evo and tiger woods which are (imo) inferior to their 360 & PS3 counterparts. Lost winds is an hour long, world of goo is inferior to the PC version, de blob doesn't do anything that couldn't be done on another console (though I am actually a fan of the game), I've now played wiimusic and thought it was freaking retarded, and I love wiisports. But I've had it for a couple of years now. And most of all show me the game that couldn't be done on any other console, that also lasts long enough to validate a forty pound purchase. Show me that game that makes it alright that the Wii is underpowered, because the games do things the other consoles can't. Show me my 1:1 lightsaber game. Played and disappointed in Red Steel years ago. Sorry, but thanks for trying. Shame, because it is the bare minimum for me for an FPS to have split-screen offline, so I can play with my Dad and brother. Otherwise I would of totally bought the conduit.

I'd love to, recommend me any shooter on the Wii. Oh but it's gotta have offline multiplayer. Which one should I buy?

It's not here yet. Instead right now i'm playing GOW2. Call me when it arrives.

I want to address this as someone who has begun to lose their love for Nintendo this generation. I bought the Wii because I also thought it would allow a new wave of gameplay, inventive, creative fresh. I didn't stop playing the Wii because, I now think differently. I stopped playing because I think it hasn't delivered. Animal crossing, Disaster, Smash Bros, Zelda, Mario Kart. These are in no way new or creative. Smash Bros and Zelda may be great games, but they're not what I came for. Now I love having them because you need those traditional games as well, and they kept me going whilst I waited for my sword fighting game. But we're not getting those anymore either. (And don't try and show me Animal Crossing here, there is a difference between fresh and creative games and improved games. Animal Crossing is neither of these). The games now fall into three categories: traditional, gimmiky (Raving Rabids), or new but insubstantial (elebits). The 360 and PS3 are, yes, lacking in new creative games. But the point is they still have those substantial traditional games instead. The Wii IMO has neither at the moment. Start showing me substantial traditional games or substantial new and inventive games and i'll flock back.

100% agree. Great article.