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    "You've had Bush, now it's time for cohones!"
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    "Wait till Barrack comes out and sees what I've done to his house" "Where did you get that 10 foot cross from?" "A friend owed me a favour. It was a fucker to light"
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    It was a bit salty, but I liked it. Although I will admit it looked a bit disgusting and the smell wasn't great. But it only really smelled of pepperoni.
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    Thich Quang Duc
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    I think I used: 2 types of salami, beef, tikka chicken and possibly pepperoni. It was a long time ago.
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    Time to pick a winner I guess. This one made me chuckle most. Dannyboy was second due to good observation on the green glass. For the record, my entry would have been: "With the flames slowly engulfing the bus, the special children resorted to what they do best, painfully unaware how close they were to freedom."
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    BEHOLD! The megawich: It was a whole tiger loaf, with about 5 packs of different meats crammed into it. It fed me well for a whole weekend. That's the one thing I miss now that I eat a bit more sensibly, stupid food escapades like this one.
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    No order, the numbers are just to make sure I have 10: 1: Photography I chuffing love taking photos. I've always liked to be creative, but suck so much ass at drawing and the usual artsy things. 2: Music I'm no music expert or into music in any massively deep way, but it's pretty important to me. Personal faves include: Rage Against the Machine, Rise Against, LostProphets, Audioslave and Mad Capsule Markets. 3: Front Magazine The perfect magazine. It's exactly my sense of humour, it has better taste in ladies (IMO) than other "gents mags", plus the clothes section is rad. 4: Movies It's the same situation as music. Favourites include: Stand By Me, Powder, Speed Racer, Black Hawk Down, Star Wars, Borat, Ghostbusters and Mad Max. 5: Humour Laughing is one of the best things to do. Period. Which leads me nicely onto... 6: The Inbetweeners It has everything. Amazing comedy, awesome characters and accurate, believable stories. I love it. 7: Cars I love them. All shapes and sizes (except boy racer mobiles, they annoy me). I would consider cars one of the best inventions ever. For me they're a hobby, but they have greatly aided travel. 8: Travelling I love seeing new things. Even if it isn't that far from my home. 9: Lovely Ladies Not in a "Look at the waps on that!" sort of way, but in a "well she's mighty pretty" sort of way. Surely everyone should have the opposite (or same) sex in their list? It's pretty much the key to life and all that junk. 10: Tattoos and piercings I love them. Sure there are really terrible ones, but a decent tattoo or piercing can improve stuff no end. I like em a bunch.
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    The attractiveness of Mr Effron is lost on me, but I do like the colours. I have a thing for retro bright colours at the minute. 8/10 for both.
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    Subtle. I like it!
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    "I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive."
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    Cheers. The first one is made up of: The burnt out ruins of Weston Super Mare pier, the top bit of a merry go round, a classic truck front grill, a fairground ride and a seagull. All of which were taken from photos I took at Weston Super Mare last year. I have a bit of an obsession with electric pink at the moment, which is the reasoning behind the second one. I was basically trying to recreate a shirt I already own (link), but I wanted to change it a bit. I wanted to add some black and white checker bits and I also changed the lady to my favourite ladyperson, Kitty Lea. The background was taken from some photos I took last bonfire night and the guitar is mine, but the photo of Miss Lea was taken from Front Magazine. New shirt too: Not sure I like these ones as much since I didn't use any of my own photos (obviously). Plus they didn't actually take much effort to make, I just had an idea and wanted to see what it would look like. I dont like shirts that have random dates or things that the wearer knows nothing about on. These was supposed to be tongue in cheek I guess.
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    Yeah, I'd love to have different colour eyes, but alas I was born with 2 blue eyes and cosmetic contacts are remarkably vain. Apparently (according to the gospel of Wikipedia) he was bullied as a child for it though. I like that video since it kind of has the message of "careful how much you piss off the public, because it's not hard to bring it all down", but I'm surprised that video got made/shown on MTV. Plus blowing up whole cities is obviously wrong, but the video at least shows violent rebellion as a last resort: "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable".
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    Love this song, but does anyone else think the video is a little....."brave"? And his eyes are actually like that, it's not some hip new fashion statement. My favourite song by them at the minute, Drones: Audio
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    I was beginning to get worried that it had turned to crap and been forgotten about for a minute. I've gone out and got cds specifically for this.
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    Yeah, but those are the desired ages of the kids I'm trying to lure into my lair so it's perfect really. I can't afford a fun fair in my back garden yet. Plus planning permission is a nightmare. Seriously though, I just love seeing how the bits fit together. It fascinates me. ReZ: What set were you looking for?
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    I can't think of a single way that the last picture could be any funnier. It's perfect.
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    3 for 2 in Tesco:
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    The ending was genius. I was thinking it would either go the cliched way of "An intelligent, yet beautiful judge takes pity/see the potential and awards her the win" or "she discovers how shallow and crap the whole thing is before the end". Instead they went with a uniquely awesome ending. When I left the cinema there were 2 very distinct groups leaving the car park. The boy racers swarmed out like a bunch of slightly startled wasps (honestly, their cars sounded like a weasel farting in a mud bath) and the "norms" who left at a more relaxed pace, all the while laughing at the aforementioned "bois". There is another good thing you missed about the film though. It has some content that is watchable for a geniune car enthusiast. Not just the Saxo driving hoodlums that flock to McDonalds like flies round shit. Have a picture I made to illustrate:
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    Something to ponder: If energy cannot be created or destroyed, only changed to a different sort of energy or stored, where did it come from originally? Back on topic:
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    I assume the problem with that powering a car is the same problem with most water powered cars: the energy needed to run the machine that burns the water is more than what is actually gained by burning the water. So basically the whole process is losing energy before you've even started powering the car itself. At least, it loses useable energy.
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    The guy who played Uncle Phil in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air did the voice of Shredder in the 90s Turtles cartoon.
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    In all fairness, a mobile phone camera is far more useful than a digital camera in these sort of situations. I very rarely have my camera on me unless I'm going out specifically to take photos. I always have my mobile however.
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