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Quarantine WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP! I'm sorry if people think this is great but it was a load of crap. I saw this before I saw REC and I thought REC was a LOT better. Wouldn't advise it to anyone, it's an insult nearly. 2/10 Four brothers A great movie, something everyone should see. It was brilliant, loved every minute of it. Something I'm definitely going to get on DVD (saw it on Film4 last night) 8.5/10 Zack and Miri make a porno Great cast, hilarious story, it was just fantastic. Loved it, gonna see it again when I can. 8/10 This is England (again) Still fantastic. One of the best British movies ever made. 8/10 Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa I liked it, not the best animated movie I've ever seen (that would be Wall.E or Toy Story) but it is better than the first one. 6/10

"That Ood is about to have a baby" "That's my wife you're talking about!"

Here's what I thought about it all: Oghun- Absolutely tuneless and dreadful. I hated it. He's ruined and tortured all the songs. Reminding me, did anyone see Harry Hill taking the piss out of him? Ruth- Amazing, her third performance was just amazing! Loved it JLS- Plain crap, again tortured great songs. When they came on, I muted the TV. I don't want to hear them torture fantastic songs Diana- I used to like her but now I'm getting bored of her, all she ever does is slow songs. Ever since 'Call me', she's gone downhill and fast. She's got to go now. Alexandra- Both her songs were brilliant, loved everything about Toxic. Miley Cyrus- I never really listened to her but I did like that song, it was brilliant. I heard Hannah Montana and that was rubbish but Miley Cyrus was pretty good Britney Spears- I don't care what anyone says, it was brilliant. Loved every minute of it, even if she was miming. Britney's Back!

I'd probably join both as I have a love for both movies and books but my problem would be time. I'd be on the maybe list though .

Mwahahaha Note: I am not actually a chav, but there are 98% of them where I live LMAO @ the catchphrase!!! Ha, I just noticed that too, lol.

"Thinking about it...I don't wanna be president no more! I give up!" "Me and Bush are having an affair together" DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN-DUN-DUN*Eastender drums at the end just in case no-one knew, lol*

I dunno, I'm liking this season so far. True that a few things made no sense whatsoever but I still think it's great. I'm probably the only one here whose liking the whole Angela's army vs Arthur's army (the whole good vs evil thing). I must say, I love this season so far. I loved Season One, not so much Season Two but Season Three has the potential to become one heck of a fantastic season if directed correctly.

Heroes: 1st Season Love Heroes and this was the best season 9.5/10 (Yes, love it that much) Heroes: 2nd Season Wasn't that great, didn't really like it so much. I liked the last three episodes though. 6/10 Heroes: 3rd Season I'm loving it so far, it could potentially be the best season if they give it more twists and more great storylines for all characters. 8/10 (so far) The best season of Lost was season one and two, three and four is just starting to confuse matters. Many of my friends who watch it stopped watching it half-way through season three because they couldn't remember a lot of what was going on and it confused them because their questions wasn't getting answered. I used to love LOST and I have Seasons one and two on DVD but now, I can miss it and it probably wouldn't bother me so much.

What would your Villainous name be? The Chavdude What would your evil intention be? To make the world talk street. When I'm done, everyone will be wearing nikey tracksuits and old people will be saying "Full house blud!" at the bingo, hahahahahaha. :wink: How would you carry out your masterful plan? By being annoying and threatening to everyone. It's funny and ting innit blud. What would your appearance be like? Well, I'd wear nikey hoodie, nikey tracksuit, nikey trainers, nikey hat, nikey gloves, nikey everything. I'd wear the cap first and then wear a hood over it so I look even MORE chavtastic! :awesome: What Special Powers Weapons would you have? I'd have my mobile phone blasting supersonic grime/drum 'n' bass music out of it. Whenever it's played, people near will get irritated. My lighter is also a flamethrower...when I get a Lynx can with it. And also I have a can of spray-paint that never runs out...so people around me know I'm going to graffiti anything. Oh I'm such a bad-ass rebel, no-one's going to stop me, I'm too much trouble . Not even my arch-nemesis, Normal Teen, can stop me now! mwahahaha. Is it OK if I add one more question?: What would your Villainous catchphrase be? OI! BLUD! DON'T GET RUDE!

"Attention, all flights have been cancelled due to Flight 815 crashing on an island with polar bears, mysterious hatches and the others...Oh wait, sorry people, watching LOST..." "WE'RE ALL ABOUT TO DIE!!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO!!! Ahahahaha, just kidding, the looks on your faces, haha"

"Today's inflight movie is Snakes on a Plane. I wouldn't complain, it was either that or Disaster Movie on replay" "Attention...Oh E Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang. Oh E Oh Ah Ah Ting Tang Wallawalla Bing Bang. That is all!"

One is the lonliest number that will ever dooooooo, lol, just kidding Oh I know the type of "fans" you mean on YouTube, lol. I had one person messaging me on my YouTube account about how Villa are the best and about how I'm a shit person because I support Blues and stuff like that. I just blocked them, got better things to do than argue with some sort of troublemaker on YouTube, haha Anyways, this member map is a great idea. It's amazing to see how many people around the UK and the World visit here

Well, we can't have people thinking Villa are the only team in Birmingham and besides, I seem to be the only Blues fan here so...might as well Are there other Birmingham City supporters here though or am I the only one?

I agree. I can't believe you kept so cool after all this. I would have probably threatened him, lol. But you did the right thing so you can now look forward to a happier future without her (I'm sorry if it seems a little harsh considering she was your partner for three years and I can't begin to imagine how much this is hurting you but I'm speaking through truth). You seem like a good guy Tapedeck and I can't believe all of this happens to good guys like you. But don't worry, what goes around, comes around. People will know what her and the other guy is really like one day. Anyway, Dannyboy-the-Dane's right, if you feel like you're getting harassed from them in any way, you immediately tell the police everything. Oh and I'd still keep those texts...just in case. But good luck mate, I mean that

The Happening Funniest. Movie. Ever...Oh wait, it's not a comedy is it? 2/10 Step Up 2: The Streets Watched it twice now and I still think it's brilliant 7/10 Chakushin Ari (One Missed Call) I liked the japanese and the american version but the japanese version is WAY better 8/10

I agree about that. Nobody should underestimate a person's power over the opposite sex, it could happen to anyone (sadly good guys/girls) Anyways Tapedeck, good job on telling her grandparents and father, she can't use that "I'll tell my Dad you raped me" card now and even better, the grandparents and her dad is on your side so if she does decide to go to the police, they'll probably back you up. But as I said earlier, try to get out of this mess and have NOTHING to do with her ever again, she's trouble! Oh yeah, don't delete those texts, they could come in handy if she decides to pull tricks.

I can't believe she said that! That's just plain outrageous! It's a shame you can't get her back in her own game and record a conversation on your phone about her admitting she's lying about the rape thing... But yeah, I would totally move on. She's no good! If it was me, I would never want anything to do with anything associated to her ever again because it's only going to give you hassle for the rest of your life.

I'm sorry to hear about this dude, but yeah, from what you told us, I'd say she is the one to blame (but do you know if he's shit-stirring and lying to you?). Anyways, just change your simcard, create a new e-mail address, create a new facebook and that (if you put a picture of yourself on there, don't do it for a few months, til everything cools down) tell the friends you trust (not her mates just in case they might tell the guy) and never speak to her or that guy again because to be fair, it sounds like they're hassling you and that's something nobody needs in life. If he carries on harassing you, do what you said earlier, get a few mates with you. You saw a photo of this guy, right? What did he look like? Big? Thin? Could you take him on in a fight if it came to it? And if you're going out, stay in public places so there are witnesses about. Can't you report it to the police for harrassment?

I didn't like Rachel's 1st performance (Rule the World) but the last one was spectacular! JLS were just plain crap so Rachel should have won the sing-off. JLS were everywhere with the wrong notes and they were just awful. Shame she's gone But...Britney week next week Diana + Everytime = WIN! It would be hilarious to see Ogun sing 'I'm not a girl, not yet a woman' and Ruth should sing 'Boom Boom' Now THAT would be AWESOME!!!

Rita, Sue and Bob too Probably the best British movie ever made, lol. Gotta laugh at the old man on the balcony, lmao. 10/10 This is England Brilliant, simply brilliant 8.5/10

I like both IT Crowd and Big Bang Theory, though I think Big Bang Theory's a little better. I can't wait for tonight's episodes but they clash with Heroes. It's a good thing there's E4+1

Yeah, it's called Klonoa: Empire of Dreams. It was pretty hard to find but I managed to get it from eBay. It's a great platformer. There's also another GBA one called Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament which I can't get

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I do too and I potentially think it would be better now with more celebs making prats out of themselves, lmao. They should have done X Factor finalists like Ogun and Rachel, that would have been funny to see how they would take them on Bo-Selecta-Style, lol.