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I'm bulk buying feta cheese and will use it to top the biggest cracker ever made. What you gon' do 'bout dat?

Yeah well my Grandparents gave me a grand for that shit so hush yo' mouth bluuuud. I'm happy to take this outside.

Whereas I get by on my shitty 40 GB That did mean Old Snake (MGS4) had to suck my dick and leave because he's bloated and allows little room for other dewds. Though he's nothing compared to DCU:O apparently, Superman is phat in gb terms.

Game data utility. Games these days take a few gig up on le HDD when installed. Depends on the game, some can be monstrous.

I might have to use a bit of my student loan whilst at Uni to get this. Cheeky, but the right thing to do! Haven't put much thought to the campaign. It's not going to blow Half Life away in atmosphere terms but it should be a fairly entertaining romp.

Just play Plunder loads and hover around the objective. Use pistols. Always ze pistols!

GotY edition? That's lol.

I lol'd when he said 'you glorify rap?!' *pulls inquisitive soul-searching glare* Absolutely hilarious, the young white kid loved it as much as me. Never argue with an idiot.

...I don't? It's not classic Metallica but I like them, s'that simple, and Sandman is manic and absorbing when played live. Wherever I May Roam is indeed very good, missed that one out. As For Whom the Bell Tolls... I guess I overplayed it at a point and now the chorus sounds jarring in my head. Also forgot to say that S&M has some fantastic takes on a range of their works, MoP especially shines.

@ iPaul Master of Puppets > Ride The Lightning > And Justice For All > The Black Album > Kill em All (really not that great) > everything else. I've not fairly tested Death Magnetic but it lacks the bite of Metallica's earlier works, whilst Hetfield's vocals seem a bit distant and mellowed out. Not in the same vain as The Black Album, more like the bile that was Load/ReLoad. People said, or at least wanted it to be their rejuvenation, their return to form, their reform, but the few seconds I experienced were forgettable. The Black Album has its moments, a respectable piece of work. Best songs: MoP: Master of Puppets Welcome Home Disposable Heroes Orion - as Bard said it is absolutely mesmerising, think I posted it on le forum some time ago RtL (just for my own reminder I guess) Ride the Lightning Fade to Black - possibly my favourite Metallica track, showcases everything about the band Creeping Death - it's rad AJFA Blackened - it's simply violent One The material that follows from 'One' merges almost, it's good music but I couldn't pick a specific song, been too long since I listened to it I guess. Black Album i.e. before/beginning of their commercial downfall Enter Sandman Sad but True The Unforgiven Nothing Else Matters - probably their most mainstream/known of song. A great 'rock ballad'. ------ Listened to this a few times recently, purely because it's fun to impersonate Bragg with friends

YES. I remember buying it abroad, my sister was trying to bargain with me to get this 3d tetris thingamie instead. Glad I didn't listen to her because KKK (lawl) was awesome. A lot of love for this post, that short cut was rad (but occasionally irritating to pull off).

L'economics, and will hopefully pair it with sociology/criminology because that human aspect is reem. Slap me.

The flux of pros has passed on, I've always been one of the youngest here (lol). Haven't checked the Wii board since being banned though of course, I guess all the toddlers are in there. There's diddy mental ages to consider too - hey Zechs! P.S. I'd like to congratulate Daft also for le jumping around buildings vid. Professional job br0.

Dem marketers luv reppin' the dubstep

Scored myself a position at Manchester Uni with AAB results, FUCK YEAAH! Thank you, grade inflation

Reflecting on the tons of shit that happens in the whole thing. It's like an extension of my life has died.

Just finished series 5, it was rounded off really, really well. Put a couple of late spins on characters, brought all the strands together from the entirety of the show.

King of nonsensical comparisons! One aspect I'm questioning is the longevity of its appeal, but I'm guessing with the weapons/abilities/maps/modes they've omitted, this won't be a problem. It is very tasty though. Dwarf's top tips. Best class going in beta - Dead eye ------ Hedgehog (use as a mine to protect your back when sniping in a building) Ammo Beacon (Fills so quick you don't have to reload, you'll always have grenades handy, and you can spam the sniper charge shot) ------ Decoy (Also good protection when sniping) Bandolier (for the two secondary fire shots on sniper) ------- Strapped With strapped use the Rossmore as secondary and the Carbine as tertiary. Remember where each one is on the weapon wheel and swap between them depending on the situation. In most cases the carbine isn't needed so you can play long range, and step into cover if there's enemies nearby, in which case lure them in and pound em with the shotty. Decoys are ultra useful in that situation. It's good to have the carbine for the journeys once the action has died down and spawns have swapped. The secondary fire on the Deadeye is absolutely brilliant, and it's very similar to the Fareye in the previous Resistance games in that snap headshots are quite easy to nail down. It's honestly joyous going Rambo and changing your style on the fly, you can do the weapon wheel swap so quickly, many times I've had people about to enter a doorway and yet still there's time to quickly switch to the close-range powerhouse when it's stuck in the tertiary slot. You feel like a God sometimes when you have the answer to every question and you go on a tear with the mutation. I think what makes this a class a good option is that it's quite easy to pick up the odd snipe without having to find the action. This occasionally nets an assault shield/invisibility, which allows you to move up if you want to, or you can snipe around if the number of targets remain fruitful. The headtracking with the sniper upgrade is really useful for picking out the odd moving enemy, follow their path with your aim at a constant speed as they run through a building, the amount of sneaky charge kills you can get through walls is quite alarming.

So I found Ted Talks a couple weeks back, and now I've encountered RSAnimate ... Where the fuck have I been?

That's a good solution. The solution to assault shields would be to nerf them massively or to remove them from the game, the latter of which won't happen. I've not given the mutator a fair go, but I would've expected a fully charged shot followed by a few spray shots to take somebody down. It didn't when I tried it. When somebody is bearing down on you, rarely will you have the time to charge a shot and then follow it up with a flurry that lands on target. You can barely walk when fully charged so you can't prepare it on the run (this makes sense from a gameplay standpoint I guess). I can imagine it as a nice option to have on the weapon wheel for hectic group scenarios/packed objectives. Been rocking the Bullseye, it's probably too good. So fun to use as well. Had a complete tear when I mutated with the 9 streak, it was fucking hilarious, I was laughing like a psychopath as futile opponents/debris tried to flick me off. And after the transformation ended I didn't stop. Not had this much fun with a videogame for a while.

Of course there are the objective modes but as I said, the fact the shields can be deployed regularly, almost instantly means it is spammed. When capturing nodes I can see the teamwork aspect creeping in, but usually it's used selfishly by an individual in the middle of nowhere as a free pass to avoid death. It should be removed from deathmatch variants. The mutator - the bomb thing is cool but the gun is so tricky to use. In a one on one firefight the thing is a waste of time.

The Deadeye breaking through assault shields is almost a moot point because I don't usually roll with it, and the shield is best used in close quarters. You probably won't hit them with a charged shot when they're strafing towards you on uneven terrain. A couple of times I've had the assault shield in waiting whilst getting tailgated by a chimera who's peppering my spine to shreds, only to be able to activate the shield, turn around and fire at them point blank for a few seconds before bayoneting them in the mouth. They're completely helpless in that situation. It's funny but it's unfair and it works both ways. Bubble shields would be OK but they don't fit this type of multiplayer. Deploying them on a whim is to cheat death, it works in Halo because the maps are expansive, it's more team based, and they aren't doled out every five seconds. 'The Boss' class is awesome i.e. spawn with a carbine, a shotty and a sniper. You do notice that you're missing out on useful combat abilities when using the three weapon berserk though, like 'cool barrel' or whatever it is, which makes any mid-range weapon very effective. I've reached the level cap, still haven't tried some of the abilities. Barely touched the mutator either, honestly don't see the point in using that farce.

In case you'd missed it in the appropriate thread: http://blog.eu.playstation.com/2011/...n-3-september/ PS+ has turned out to be a pretty sweet deal.

http://blog.eu.playstation.com/2011/08/10/assassins-creed-revelation-beta-opens-to-plus-members-on-3-september/ Sick.