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What would you do if you woke up as the opposite sex?
dwarf replied to Happenstance's topic in General Chit Chat
In reality I'd probably lock myself in the toilet and wonder what the fuck I did wrong. I would actually believe in some sort of God or spiritual being, or maybe become paranoid that I'm being tested and filmed by Channel 4. -
What would you do if you woke up as the opposite sex?
dwarf replied to Happenstance's topic in General Chit Chat
I'd probably get the same treatment as my sister. Be kept in the kitchen, and hope that they'd free me from my ball and chain when I wanted to go to the toilet. Obviously I wouldn't make that demand every time I had to pass waste, because that would be inconvenient for the males who wanted their sandwiches. -
Sure thing. Gonna continue revision til then. Need to play a game today!
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http://www.swindontownfc.co.uk/javaImages/e5/5d/0,,10341~8805861,00.jpg Tickets are now on sale, I just can't decide if I want to go or not. I'm thinking category 3 because they are probably the best value seats. Still, it's going to be an expensive trip and ticket.
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Uncharted now Rez. NOW!
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Yeah sounds good. I'd add soul ray to that, it's great if they try to pussy away. I made the North Regalia btw, just can't seem to finish Doran off though because he heals a lot. You could possibly help me out on that front.
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Come on Swindon, in the play off Final at Wembley. I might actually go to see them play every now and then if they got into the Championship. What I've seen of them before has been pretty terrible, and pretty darn boring.
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Definitely: fact.
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Hmmm that actually looks OK to be fair, I didn't realise it wasn't going to be the same as the others. Depends on price, although I doubt I'll get it even if it's a fiver, which it definitely won't be.
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I think I can play with you now, at level 87, giving me a range of 18 levels. That is of course if you're still at level 105. I can't beat the bloody flamelurker. He's such a cock. Managed to beat him, and da da daaa get a Meatcleaver. Would've been so much easier if I hadn't used the Swollen Demon's Soul for the crappy regen spell. Had to new game + and fill a fair few requirements before I could make one. Just tried it out and I wouldn't say it's better than the Mirdan, but I really like the two handed attacks on it. Plus it has knock-down on other enemies I remember you saying. Not sure what my next objective on this game is. Ring hunting perhaps, weapon hunting? Basically get some trophies, and make my character a lot better so I have confidence in it, do seem to get taken out by things in a couple of hits.
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Outdated game ftw. Whilst it may be fairly intense in sections, it doesn't produce lolrape in the same abundance as Uncharted.
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Once it saw the guy in pink the bull knew he was going to get camped. --- Lolbulls: I can do hornstandz lol.
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I've had this pegged down in my 'to get list' but I wasn't really thinking of getting it. I definitely will within a couple of months after seeing that. My only problem with it is the auto-aim, it seems way too generous.
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Did that guy on the left call the player a pussy when he started running from the Goomba? Awesome.
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You have a freeloader? Or do you not need those anymore?
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Damn, I thought this was a quashed rumour. Very saddening.
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It's far more than that. I've only played a bit of Oblivion but Fallout is seriously different, even with subtle things like the atmosphere that make it a far better experience. Plus there was something warmly bleak, yet charming about the narrative and the way things unfolded in it. The sidequests were great too. It is my 2nd favourite game of all time for those reasons besides many others.
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I don't know. I don't care really, seeing as the first one hasn't been surpassed. If they remade the original in HD with trophies, I'd probably break down with joy. (As in I'd be fairly excited)
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5:19pm Lawlz. . . .
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The pure pwnage of me and Rez today had the potential to be astronomical, but it turned out that it only reached 'rape' levels. Which is still high on the scale. I had the bad bounce of the grenades today and generally kept lacking the final bullet on someone as they scurried away. Still, only lost 1 game due to 2 players quitting because they knew they didn't deserve the honour of playing with incredible people like us, although we were partnering with a camping n00b who obviously felt he deserved to be there. He didn't. I think he knows it too. Plunder Thunder signing out.
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You know what I mean. I just hate them though.
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I hate playing as them, I hate getting killed by them. They just look like dicks, and their clip size is ridiculous.
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I hate medics.
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I haven't had a good play on this for around 5 weeks. The pack seems a bit of a rip off, seeing as you can barely see a difference in the gun styles. I would be tempted to get the Engineer one but the skin only applies to the last gun, which is pretty average. If it worked on the PP2000 then I might've been tempted.
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It's just the same old PoP with a gimmicky element system. The first 3 main games were good, but nothing that special. Now Ubisoft are just milking it because of the film, and the series will continue to go downhill. Get a new franchise or actually change the game.