You may think you want Crazy Taxi, but the controls feel dreadful now. They're just too awkward, you have to properly wreck your thumb to be able to succeed. Plus, some of the challenges are nigh on impossible.
There's one called Crazy Zig Zag. The first segment asks you to reach the exit in a ridiculous time. Probably the most frustrating level in anything ever, but managed to do it in the end.
Then Crazy Zig Zag 2 unlocked. It made me furious. You have to do the same thing but do a Crazy Drift stop at each corner, so as to come to a halt in the miniscule slither of parking area the passengers give you.
I deny anyone here to have the cheek to say they've done it. Unfortunately, there's no Youtube videos of the actual level, though there is a similar one of a Crazy Zig Zag level in the sequential game, but the person is using a special unlock vehicle.
You can't help but love the 'It's party time, let's have some fun!' lines when you're navigating the menus. Partly because the menu music in this game is the worst in any game ever - it's just a chugging engine put on repeat.
Hey hey heyyy, it's time to make some currazy money! - Are ya ready?
Here we GO!
"YAH YAH YAH YAH YAHH!!!"