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White people don't have a history of being treated as a second class for hundreds of years.

Oh ho, this is going to be a fun one. Let's hear you elaborate on that bit then.

What's that got to do with anything?

No, because then you end up with fuckwit bands like Skrewdriver and the shithouses that are on Resistance Records.

It's powered by a black hole. Gravity manipulation's probably one of the standard features, along with air conditioning and a music player.

No-one has a better watch than mine. Yum.

I dunno about you, but I've never seen a vagina as big as that fish's mouth.

It was very interesting that the first thing we see after Moe says "In 2D!" is a fucking huge 3D crane.

I watched the whole thing. The rock and a hard place joke was stretched out for far too long.

That was fucking terrible. It's everything that's wrong with The Simpsons these days, bundled up into two glorious HD minutes.

Oh, I already know that.

I'd do that.

What's crazy about them? I'm genuinely curious.

Explain what you meant then. What have human rights activists done that's crazier than torture, censorship, or any other restrictions of freedom?

Yeah, cause the people who make wacky banners are crazier than people who torture others. Obviously.

I just can't take anyone who thinks human rights are a bad thing seriously.

Exactly the point.

Yeah, we'd best leave you to your million dollar printer project. It'd be terrible if we kept your attention on a Nintendo forum rather than your job.

Everyone needs to check out Consolevania. Most of the episodes are up on Google Video or YouTube, so there's no excuse. Here's my favourite sketch from it:

Er, you do need a trial to know someone's guilty. Otherwise it'd be wonderfully easy to frame someone then lock them up without the hassle of a trial. Even when you're dealing with a well known dictator, it still has to be done properly.

I don't think Bush or Blair should be killed. I have severe problems with them both, but I don't think they should be executed. I don't think anyone should be executed. Why did you think I think they should be killed? Saying "there didn't even need to be a trial" just makes you look like even more of a goon. Execution without trial was one of the things that the Coalition went to war to stop from happening. If the West wants to bring democracy and freedom to the Middle East, what better way to do it than by putting a former dictator on a fair and just trial? If the trial's got more holes in it than a mass orgy video, then what does that look like to the people whose country has been attacked?

Either this is a joke post or you really are an idiot.

You don't really mean that. I hope you don't really mean that.

Well, that's depressing. The guy's a total ****, but an execution's not really the best way to kick off a new and shiny democracy.

They certainly do. Serenity was just painful to watch.