gaggle64

I hope they basically go out and make Wii Sports 2. With online. That would be amazing. Also, I think it would pretty cool to see the full range of Nintendo and Sega characters. For you average party game prehaps not, but the official olympics license I think deserves a salute from the big guns. I'd love to see Tingle in a hammer throw event against that purple thing from Nights or something.

Resident merchant sailor? Chilling out on yer boat on the river wistling sweet shanty tunes. Someones got to do it anyway.

Hot: Five and a half feet, perfect skin, fantastic smell, delicate blonde hair and azure eyes so deep you could spend hours swimming around in them. And she's in my drama class. Not: I'm 5ft 9 inches of blotchy, pale surliness who, for no reason I or anyone else can idenitify, looks cronically tired at the best of times. And I still haven't found the courage to even ask her name.

Hot: Lewis Hamilton. Not: Hondas F1 "Earth car."

Good thing this isn't the London olympics edition, otherwise the whole project would just end up hopelessly overbudget and cost everyone a fortune. Plus, only half of it would be built by the time it was released.

This is basically 300-the game, only with Romans (billions of them) and Jason & The Argonauts style skeletons and mythical creatures. Remember the bit in 300 where the camera follows the king as periodically goes into slow motion in a combo strike fashion? That's almost exactly what the fight system in this game is like. There are couple of dull levels, but nothing bad enough to stop you enjoying the rest of it. It's not clever, but certainly big and entertaining.

Also, how come I can't find England games on TV any more? Trying to protect public sanity or what?

For gods sake, get Downing and Lennon up the front. They seem to be the only two players who can be actually bothered. We need players like them who actually try for the goal. I've long since lost faith in Rooney. He's a good footballer, but he's just not performing, and even if he was as a manager I'd be sitting there on the side telling him "Mate, either calm down or get out of my team." A professional team just doesn't need someone like him blasting off every time things don't go his way.

Simply cast your eyes back up to the earlier post good sir

No wait, just had a better idea...

(EDIT) You would probably be the local market trader, selling rare good and produce from other provinces, both local and from mystical distant lands. You soon develop a good reputation for somehow keeping your goods just so damn fresh.

You would be the young page boy, ferrying messages around the village for village VIPs and making proclamations in the square on behalf of the various town authorities. You call everyone "Sir", "Marm" and "Squire", and wear disturbingly tight tights. Meanwhile, I eventually climb out of the well and spend my days wondering the local hills at night, causing people to become superstitious as they become convinced it's my ghost haunting the moors.

(Dammit, where did this thread come from? This why I don't normally start threads, this happens almost every sodding time. I checked and double checked, I swear, there's a great cosmic internet entity out there who really doesn't like me. Damn you Neo!) I'm also quite surprised by the game itself, working on the assumption it's not a hoax or what have you. What part of the Beijing Olympics made someone think "A-ha! Mario versus Sonic! Awesome!" Still, I suppose this makes Sonic a dead cert for Brawl. I hope this has online and Miis. Can't wait for the mini game when Sonic and Mario are detained without charge and then tortured for holding beliefs "that undermine the national interests of the people."

This has to be a joke, surely: From Kotaku: Tell me this a joke. This is a joke... isn't it? I'd say April Fools, but it's still definitively March.

Happy B-day, fair belle!

I wouldn't live in the village, I'd be the type to live out on a broken down cottage on a hillside moor outside, only to wonder into the village periodically at any given hour day or night. Rumours would soon spread about the nature of my person. Man? Beast? Demon? Eventually I'd try to court one of the fine, upstanding ladies of NE-village society only to be thrown down the village well by superstitious villagers who believe my dislike of the film "300" is solely responsible for the local crop famine. It's a tragic story.

Screen shots plz!

Of course if the Wii user base continues to expand at the rate it is, more and more publishers are going to look at the Wii and think "Hmmmm, I wonder what we can get out of this?" So don't be surprised if you find yourself playing franchises you never even dreamed of on a Nintendo machine in 2 or 3 years time. Never say never.

Although it should be noted that F-Zero, Starfox, Pikmin and (bar a shock turnaround) Nights ARE guaranteed.

I reckon Custom soundtracks are essential. If were lucky and Nintendo get off it's arse and gets the stuff out to them, I'd also love to see online and the ability to use your Miis likeness for creating wrestlers (a' la' that weird angel multi player game in Wario Ware).

Lets go to the Isle of Man and ambush the Top Gear team during their next shoot.

Halo. And lots of it!

Rayman is one of those games I'd probably pick up if I saw it for £20. It looks hilarious, but not essential for myself. I'd probably buy before I go visit my dad or something, who's always been a bit of a Rayman fan since his PS titles.

It was only a Saturn game, cut down on the FMV, it'll take less then a couple of minutes to download.

Might want to try a different brand. I use Kingston, good, cheap and reliable.