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They may as well go for 6 player online though, it'd be easy enough to do. Indeed, they ain't at all shabby. The track maps are surprisingly vast, they should have put a freerange checkpoint race mode in there or something, that would have been great.

All this Bob Woolmer shit is starting to get a bit freaky. What d'ye think? Corruption related?

That'd be the classic Clint Eastwood, ya? - EDIT:Bugger it.

"Have I EVER forced you to do ANYTHING? Now go do the fucking washing up!"

Yes, that film is fucking amazing. Amazing.

I prefer to just club women over the head and drag them back to my cave for a meal of raw mammoth. Works every time.

Jaws Disturbingly enough I've never seen this until now, I'd like to reconfirm it's status as boanfide film classic. Bloody, terrifying and homely all at once, it somehow pulls it all off without too much cheese sticking too it. Classic Spielberg before he went all mushy. 9/10

Zelda - You pretty much have too. Wario Ware - Like LSD, only much more addictive. Madden 07 - Unless you have a genuinely severe aversion to the American game of angry men beating the cack out of each other, this is one of the best sports games ever. Rich in tutorials for newcomers too.

None the less I HAVE seen it, and because I've seen it, and I can say what I damn well think about it. A quick peruse through your nearest review section would tend to suggest I don't carry that opinion alone. I would love to have been disappointed, but I wasn't. You have your opinion and I have mine. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be driving my Rolls Royce and top hat into a big swimming pool full of money. It's a hard life for us elitist types.

In that case, it doesn't really differentiate me from the pubescent hordes screaming "dine in hell" at each other for the last month or so. Why, what did you think of it?

300 A bit like Matrix Revolutions. Only not as good. 3/10

It's like a really bad, made for TV remake of Gladiator. Cheap sets, blue screens and baby oil abounds. Ideal if you find the very concepts of plot and character development pretentious. It was all I could do to stop my gut from bursting with laughter when the little boy dies murmuring something about the darkness. It's the sort of stuff that was considered laughably cliché 50 years ago. Beyond that, only the lead character's hilariously variable accent was of any entertainment value. Can't say I'd recommend it.

Well, my tutor likes to describe these sorts of films as "wank for boys," (Schwarzenegger et all) and that's fair enough, however from what I hear (from both those who like and dislike it) they may have somewhat overdone the "wank" part of things. Indeed, if one were to take this metaphor far too far, one might say that I am fulling expecting to be cum on, repeatedly, throughout the duration of the film.

Y'know, I know - I KNOW - I'm going to hate this film, but sadly curiosity is a compelling mistress. If it's as bad as I think it may be, I can probably escape by drowning drown myself in my maltesers or something.

What I sometimes like to do when conversing online is to convince gullible yankies that a haggis is an actual breathing creature. Imagine a ginger fuzz ball with six legs and a snout that emits flame, scuttling amongst the heather, across moors and hillsides terrifying children and burning down our rustic villages. Germans I tend to find are the most helpful and fun people to play with, though continental Europe in general tend to be very pleasant types I must say. What few pacific-Asians I've met tend to enjoy screaming a lot. I prefer to just let them get on with it.

Excitetruck is one of those early launch period games that demands a bulked out sequel, and I would certainly like to see it. 6-player online, Mii-avatar drivers and straight race and time trial modes would make it truly unmissable.

I know. I don't care, for my money it's well worth it.

See, THIS is why I like Nintendo's friends code system.

This be weird opening round so far in the tournament. This has to be some kind of weird rum-induced nightmare surely?

If it means putting some better combat/shooting controls in there, I'm all for it. After Manhunt any thing's possible. It's certainly good to know that Nintendo are actively pursuing big name games for the Wii.

I think the idea is for Wii is that they'll release them as one big game on a single disk, which they're also doing with PC anyways.

I think it's very possible that Bethdesa will bring something to the Wii one day, with console sales continuing to spiral ever upward most devs would have to be mad not to at least try and sell something to that massive user base.

Yes, I admit I thought that was a bit strange too.

Oooh, yes please. I've been needing to get my lagomorph on for a while.

Yep, guess it's time to grab myself a 360. Now if only I had about £300 spare...