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Wow, my team are on fantastic form now they've recovered from their injuries. Pity it's not the league season, but still. Challenge me after the new year.

I Am Legend Will Smith wakes up after 28 days to discover that he's of of the last men on earth after everyone else has been turned into slavering flesh eating mutants by the "rage" virus. No, hang on... Anyway, great first half but suddenly all goes downhill and dumb when the girl turns up. A damn shame really. 6/10

Late growth spurt perhaps? Never heading over 9 and half stone at your age, you were probably overdue.

Just been seeing this. Massive political divison, if not open civil war, in a nuclear armed nation. It's a scary age we live in, innit? Thinking about it though, I think Bhuto has actually been quite clever in an odd sort of way - by becoming a martyr to your cause, you render yourself technically indestructable.

Excellent meal. Excellent family company... excellent stock of wine. Marvellous.

*A pair of hairy, powerful hands reach from the gas chamber door and around his neck, and squeeze forcefully* Indeed Comrade. I think you and I have... a lot to talk about...

I feel bad for the victims, but it's difficult not to feel sorry for the tiger most of all. Such a powerful, wild animal being caged up, it's the sort of thing that only seems inevitable once it's happend. Like Siegfried and Roy when their tiger attacked them. You mess around with these kinds of powerful wild animals, you get what's coming to you. Having said that, it brings to mind this piece of footage I saw on TV once, one of those "Worlds Most Amazing" shows. There was the guy at a zoo who had taken to prising open a crocdiles jaws and sticking his head inside, to thrill the daily punters, clearly somewhat to discomfort of the crocodile. Apprently he had done it many times before, but this time the crocodile evidentally decided enough was enough and just clamped right down on his head and wouldn't let go. They eventually managed to free the guy without hurting the crocodile too much, leaving the man with some painful but minor headwounds. I actually cheered the crocodile, and all I could think was "Yeah, he got what was bloody coming to him."

Sometimes I get an itchy feeling deep down in my throat, so I've developed a way to reveberate my breath to scratch it, making a rathe unpleasant croaking sound. My mates reckon if I keep it up, my great, great grandchildren will become a new evolutionary offshoot of people who can fire poison darts from their mouths.

For £13? I would.

Finding Nemo Exquisite Pixar fare. - 7/10 Kagemusha Stunningly designed and utterly morish Samurai history epic. It's like rubbing your face in the Venus Di'Milo's clevage. 9/10 Oldboy A dark, gritty and nicely twisted thriller. 8/10 Kung Fu Hustle Fantastically strylish live action cartoon. 8/10

Merry Christmas Y'all! I like quiet Christmasses actually, just slob out with the family in front of some great movies and the doctor who special, getting bloated off baileys and left over cake. What more do you want?

A nice fat load of brand new players on Halo 3 today. Get your fill before they figure out how to use the headset mic.

Socks, a Toad plushie, a book about human speech functions and a Full Metal Alchemist vynel transfer, which is now decorating my 360. I like them anyway.

Have at ye!

If you want game I'd be happy to play away, so challenge me if you wish, it's been a while since I had an idea about where my away form is.

Ah, Moria Utd accepted my friendly after all. Lost 1-2 at home, but aquitted myself rather well against this seasons Upper 3rd place. Anyone else up for a seasonal friendly or two? Also, is it worth training over the winter? Need to know.

I'd also like to enquire as to if it's worth training the boys between leagues.

Spongebob Squarepants Movie I don't care what anyone says, it's a rare treat to watch a cartoon show that manages to maintain the pace and humour of it's televisual source. 7/10

Now now Fish, don't wrestle a pig - you both get covered in muck and the pig likes it. If you feel attacked, don't hit back, reported it to the nearest mod and lets keep things clean and friendly shall we? Anyway... Jordan - Megazord Letty - Friendly local vampire Dante - The internet Rokhed00 - Gone With The Wind as retold by the Wachowski Brothers McPhee - Solid Snake Brian McCoy - Tom Clancy Fierce-Link - Bruce Willis Chairdriver - God Mr-Odwin - Sven Goran Ericcson if he was English Eenuh - =) Fruitgun - Garrus Moria - Alex Sammond

Once Upon A Time In China 3

It's not up to much.

I'll start making arrangments. Where seems nice? Tahiti?

Really? I very much enjoyed. Not Lylat Wars enjoyed it, but still.

I would until that article itself is there in print. ONM is just so full of bull I'm amazed anyone pays any attention to them still.

The first one was a badly unfinshed product. I look forward to a greatly improved sequel.