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^ What? :wtf:

That's Andy Parsons. A hilarious guy who has been on the Comedy Store in the past. He made me piss meself once when he went on about Shredded Wheat having serving suggestions that said: "Nice with strawberries", "That's because strawberries ARE NICE! You don't go to the supermarket and buy a box of strawberries and on the side it says "Nice with Shredded Wheat."! He also gave us a good tip: "I like to do the hoovering, really late at night. When I'm pissed out of my mind. So when I get up the next morning and I can't remember what I did the night before. I'm always pleasantly surprised by the state of the lounge."

I just wanna say to you that I love your new sig. I'm watching MOTD at the moment, I'm totally surprised about Brentford beating Sunderland. If only Reading could beat Blues Pleased about Villa as well. 3-1, 2 from Baros and 1 from Steven Davis.

I doubt there's anybody around who still actually likes Nickelback. (I've never liked them, they're complete shite!) I haven't been to a gig yet, but my brother's trying to get some tickets for We Are Scientists in April. In the meantime I'll be going to a 'Battle Of The Bands' competition at my school, looking forward to it quite a lot.

Sucked what? FFS tell us what it sucked. Don't leave me hanging!

I did participate in Year 11 house football back in November. Although I'm not really that good at football. I didn't really do much, but I did manage to fill in gaps in the midfield before switching to Right Back, getting a person offside 3 times. I am doing Footie in PE at the moment. And I am enjoying it, because I scored for the v. first time. But it was a spot kick. Oh, well. Still counted.

Well, you were in London. Just look at Arsenal's first team. Anyway, I'm not racist. Although I'm not mates with any ethnic people at school. Because they don't speak to me, I don't speak to them. Simple as. The Swiss guy is right, though. There are probably only a few people in Britain who will drive a British car to The Red Lion to play Darts and sup British beer, then go home, eat a portion of chips or a Chicken Tikka Masala and sit on a British sofa watching British shows on a British telly. Many people might do this, but their car is a Ford Focus or a Toyota Corolla.

Jeez, that's a good goal. Where was I? Oh yes, Wigan Vs. Man U - Carling Cup Final. Somehow looking forward to it.

Man, I'm spoilt for choice. R-E, C-E when I was there. Or C-E before I was there. Sod it, I'm going with black. But then, you can't tell which I have.

I'm amazed Everton beat Arsenal. And what about Blues, thrashed Portsmouth, 5-0 I've heard. And Sunderland beat West Brom. What a week. I'm quite pleased about our 0-0 draw btw.

I wouldn't want people to play a sad song at my funeral. But if I had to I would also choose "Hallelujah" by Jeff Buckley, but then again, "Morning Theft" is my most favourite Buckley song. (Anybody heard "Forget Her"? it's bloody brilliant.) But the song I would most like to be played at my funeral would be probably "Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zeppelin or, if I became a musician. I'd make a song played in major about death. Or maybe anything off The Bends by Radiohead. Most particularly "Black Star".

I prefer dogs. I used to have a dog up until late November. Dogs protect you and all that. IMO the best breed of dog is a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, and I will say no more. :p

Great about the Villa. Although I think the Blues beat Wigan. Greenock Morton are second in the Scottish Division 2 with only a small gap seperating them and first-place Gretna. And I should really start following Celtic a bit more. How are they doing? P.S. Thanks, Mr. Scorpio. Or Hank. Whatever.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I wanted to say that but I didn't make a thread about it.

That's what happens when I put different colours in it. Moria's sig: Nice, it's Nintendo. I like it. 8/10

0-0. That's good for us as you normally beat us. Michael Owen has broken his metatarsal bone, same as Beckham 4 years ago. Ooo. Spooky.

Sheila's Wheels My Arse!

Going Out I went out with a bunch of mates for a meal in a Pizza restaurant in Sutton Coldfield, it was the first time I went out with mates, I could have been at home watching Never Mind The Buzzcocks but I went out instead. Going To Villa Park Villa Vs. Bolton, 23 April, 1-1. I was there. It was the first time I'd been to Villa Park in 5 years. Although we drew, can't have everything. Champions League 2005 What a game, I didn't actually watch the second half although I did when they replayed the whole match a few months ago. I saw the Celebations, tho. And, tbh. I'm typing this with an AC Milan shirt on my back. Villa beating Blues Need I say more. GCSE Scripted Exam Because it pwned, although I think another group who did Anne Frank's diary was the best performance.

Forgot about some other presents: (doy!) A new pair of jeans A shirt with the legend "Springfield Unathletic" with a picture of Homer Simpson sleeping on their couch. A small pipe of Minstrels. And finally, Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas on DVD. Bostin'. Unwrapped presents included Meet The Parents/Meet The Fockers boxset. And a tub of Quality Street that I had to share with my older brothers. My brothers have to share their presents with me, sort of. This included: Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones (Xbox) Battalion Wars Lee Evans XL Ross Noble - Unrealtime & Sonic Waffle Charlie & The Chocolate Factory Labyrinth DVD The Goonies Queens Of The Stone Age - Rated 'R' Arcade Fire - Funeral

I like it, it reminds me of when Nintendo Official Magazine UK was called Official Nintendo Magazine back in the days of the N64. 8/10

I'll do that as well

He got it cut. He didn't have long hair when Villa were playing Newcastle a while ago. Anyway, Villa v. Everton, great game, watched it on Sky Sports. Brilliant goals from Delaney and Baros (his second, obviously) We've got Fulham tonight, I hope we can get some points off them, but Fulham will want a win after that derby defeat, so I'm predicting a draw. Plus, come on Man U, add more misery to the Bluenoses and the Broken Nose.

This is what I got: A Selection Box The Strokes - Is This It Max & Paddy's Road To Nowhere The Sims 2 (Xbox) Bullseye DVD Game Deodorant (Never realised I stank so much) And finally: A Nintendo DS with Advance Wars and Mario Kart Jaysus Chroist.

You're wrong about Band Aid, it starts off slow and it isn't a jolly festive song because of its meaning, it is still quite nice to hear after not hearing it for 10 months. Just to hear the "African Drums" beat at the beginning makes you think "Ooh, it's nearly Christmas already?" John Lennon's song is okay, but I prefer others. And Mad World isn't really a Christmas song but just a song that got to Chrimbo No. 1, and tbh, I haven't heard it at all this month apart from an hour ago when I watched Vicar of Dibley on UK Gold. And somehow, people from the Midlands tend to make great Xmas songs (Slade and Wizzard) and the Oirish just crop up there (Pogues, Bob Geldof). Plus Duran Duran were part of Band Aid.

I've stopped doing my Master Leagyue atm so I can concentrate on filling up the Cup Gallery. I'm currently doing the Serie A as Real Madrid, and when I've done that I'm gonna do the Eredivisie as Ajax Amsterdam and when that's done and dusted, the Premier League will be next.