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I'm sure you did, so technically this is all your fault. I hope you're happy. Another good thing: I've finished my dissertation, just need to sort out my references and print the unholy shit. Who knew industrial copper extraction was such a pile of wank?[/not surprised]

I finally managed to be arsed to reset my password. Also, hey.

I passed my second year with a solid 2:1! This is momentous because a) the university I go to is a useless, unhelpful cunt and b) it was a difficult year and I was convinced of failing. Six firsts out of 10 exams, and obviously didn't too well in the other four, or in the coursework but still! I AM STILL A CHEMIST AND I'M SO HAPPY!

Oh fuck. That picture is a sad, but true, reflection of my life.

Wooooooo! I'm free! Ten exams in little over two weeks are finally all done. 3 shit, 7 good. I like those odds. I'm stepping out off the page and into the leisurely world. Mmmm. Yes. FYI to any young'uns thinking of pursuing chemistry as a viable career path - don't do it, you will have no life/be eternally miserable. EDIT: Yes, I'm already drunk.

Urgh I totes couldn't sleep last night and I have an exam in about an hour. FML. But it's my penultimate so I'm sort of at the point where you couldn't give a shit now. I'm so exhausted, not just from not sleeping, but in general. Cannot wait for summer! Chemistry is a cunt. EDIT: I could have actually posted this in the good stuff thread but I'm over tired and not making sense and this is the first one I saw and coffee is my saviour. Space Dog out.

I feel like it's Bjork by numbers. But it's so fucking good that it doesn't matter. It's nice to see she hasn't gone the way of Fori.

She's back. And it's so right.

I was for Lent once. It turns you cranky. The reason vegans are so argumentative is because they're so hungry.

I know, we were persistent. Although to be fair to us both, we did actually try. It was a well needed transition state for both of us though and we're both happy now so really glad for you too. It's really nice actually to be on good terms as well, so we're both lucky in that respect.

Amazing! But yes, we set new standards that I just felt it were better for everyone involved if I fled. Wasn't it Metropolis? I remember being suitably disturbed. I can't remember if I mentioned this, but you two are just the cutest. And that was gathered from that whole long hour I spent at the meet last year. You're both just sweet. Sorry if I wasn't that chatty, I'm socially awkward - ask Slaggis :P (It's actually true.)

I wish there was an ambivalence thread. I'm not sure where I stand with this one: I've done 5 exams...but I still have 5 exams. Teetering.

I can imagine misreading it as Quim, but that's just me being a twat. In all seriousness though it looks really good!

If I only could, I'd make a deal with God and get him to swap your perceived gender. Don't give up.

Well to be fair I used to think Paj was too waaaaay back. Well I knew he wasn't, I just pictured it. And I mentioned it because you referred to yourself as a little brother. I rarely post so you're right it's random but I was taking a leaf out of J's book and saying what I was thinking.

I've always seen you as a girl in my head. No offence, I just do that with some people.

Aaaah! How did I not see your post! That's the one I meant. I cried for hours thinking my mum had died. Then being elated when she wasn't, then still crying at the horror. That program was strong shit.

Ash you need to text me more about it. I may be in no-mans-exam-land but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy goss.

I remember one where a woman got her hair stuck in a pool filter and drowned, and she looked exactly like my mum. I was scarred for years.

I apologise, that was jumping the gun a bit. But I don't think it's fair to suggest they're doing the same when actually the desexualisation of children policy is actually a welcome one in my eyes.

No it's not the same at all, and if you think that children should be parading around disgustingly overly-sexualised clothing that clearly is inappropriate then, well, it says it all really.

Really, and what would they be?

From The Guardian Thoughts on this? I'm dumbfounded.

This used to give me nightmares

You've torn me asunder.