Paj!

"Lady Elizabette requested me" "Credentials?" grumbled the guard. Fori handed over his PortPass, and the guard let him into the smoky shrine. The air was heavy with elderflower and lavender, a mist sweeping in and out of the rooms. There were also mirrors. "Lady?" shouted Fori, bored of the smoke and mirrors. "Please, Myron. Call me Liz." the soothing voice wisped. Fori turned around to see Lady Elizabette Phfair reclining on a Chais Longues totally naked, saved for a grape fruit covering her belly button. Fori tried not to look. "I called you here to tell you..." she paused to check her hair. "...You failed! They're all still alive." "I..I know. I'm sorry. I tried to arrange the cloud cover ot prevent Haggis from reachng them in time. I can only apologize." "Indeed! You cost me time and money! Well, not really. Just patience. You know that you're being..promoted. However you feel about that. Don't make me tell Falanis to crank the pain up a notch..." she whispered in his ear. "No, ma'am." asserted Fori, fearing the wrath of the wraith, Falanis. "Good. Now. Continue with your mission how you see fit. It might interest you to know your friends are currently figting Fjork, our Space-zombie operative? They're near Brook Point somewhere.." she mused. Fori leapt out the window, falling, falling, landing on his strider waiting mid-air. He sped off, hating what he was made to do.

Alien 3 I quite like, but I resent the shit effects. The bit where it's running around the brown corridor near the end looks atrocious. And the pit of lava at the end look like it's from a cartoon. It was an interesting way to take the series, and I appreciate it for that. Sometimes it seems a bit..silly? though. Resurrection is a joy to watch. Actually makes me happy. It's so far removed from the other ones. It's enjoyable and pleasant a way to pass the time on a boring afternoon.

No there's more. (in my head) But 6 were sent for this mission. Jimbob can be in it. I agree it's less fun working yourself in. I purposely didn't add myself yet (I don't think..) as I know what I'm like, so it's no fun playing with me as a character. ---- "Mofo!" cried Fjork, sending out mini versions of herself to harass Jimbob and the remains of Fate, before firing a death blast at Haggis. Haggis wasn't fazed at all, being in his ghost form. "Bad try." smirked Haggis, flying straight through Fjork. She was stunned. His ghost form had that effect on people. Her mini-versions were easily squashed while she was dazed. The team surrounded her. Then POUNDED her into the dust she was. The team, pleased with the success of the mission so far, dumped her carcass, only Coolness staying to look upon her with sadness. Suddenly she grabbed him, pulling him clse to her mouth. She whispered, "I'm so bored of cowards. I'll be waiting, until after 5 years, if you live that long.". Then she was carried away by the wind. Coolness was shocked, but chose not to tell his teammates. ----- "Hey...there's someone on a strider over there!" cried Dazz "Get their attention, we need a ride, and I'm not up for fusing again." moaned R_A "Oh lord." sung Triforce Keeper. "It's Fori."

IIRC, there's no blood shown. All the deaths are off screen or something silly like that. I'm not saying that gore makes a film scary, but it would add a lot to a film about 2 of the deadliest killing machines in the universe. I enjoyed the second one more, to be honest. It was technically worse, but at least retained SOMETHNG of the feel of the Alien films before it. The best thing I tok away from btoh films was really just the added backstory to Weyland-Yutani.

I've never seen any Predator films outside of the two awful Alien Vs. films, but I've never found them as a "movie villain" particularly interesting. They just don't seem at all as scary as Aliens.

I love US news. A massive excuse to shout. (it seems) I'm not sure what the point of getting them on these hows ever is. It's all the same. Of course, it';s better to ridicule them live and in person.

I've got a little something stored away for desperate situations like this. Just a little instrument to aid in...persuasion.

... *sets bombs outside Cube's house*

I'm waiting for talk of an Alien remake. Then I'll blow up whoever is responsible.

Why would you compare the Scream series to Hallowe'en? They've got nothing to do with each other as films, save references to Hallowe'en in Scream. One's a suspenseful, scary classic horro film, one is a series of entertaining, knowing films that have a few jumpy bits but also a lot of funny bits. Just watched Scream 3 for the first time. I wasn't as good as the first 2, and while the ending was a bit like "..." it did actually tie it up quite nicely (not that the series couldn't have ended after the second one easily). Courtney Cox's hair was so fucking distracting. What was going on there? She's so sexy in the first one/second one too, and then comes on here looking like some...vegan...lesbian...freak. Sack the stylist (9 years late but yeah). I liked Parker Posey's character, as she had development. One of the beter scenes was But yeah...supernatural bits felt slightly tacked on blah blah. Dissapointing opening scene too. No where near the first two opening scenes. 6/10?

The first one bored me so I stopped, and that cover is very peculiar. The vocals are...nice, but don't match the music.

Hopkins is an oft-brilliant poet, but I hate how all his poems are virtually the same thing. Get over God for once. (Yeah, I know the context of writing...) Some lines we did today I loved. For example, all of "That Nature Is A Heraclitean Fire and of the comfort of the Resurrection". The opening lines pwn me. The bolded 'I''s represent the division things in the poem.

I'm clapping. *says no more*

I saw that too (and the original post), but didn't want to say anything.

William Boyd, the successful author and screenwriter) came to talk to us both in assembly and then in foruth period. It was very interesting, as I love the idea of writing for page or screen (though I'm not good enough). I then got a bit of a telling-off/not really from my art teacher as I've done nothing of worth in my skethcbook for this 6 week unit, and the exam is on Wednesday through Friday.

Yknow, I was thinking similar on my walk home today. (Rapport) The only think you could really say is that on a personal level, someone might not like the dissonance (not sure if that's the right word) between her and music sometimes. There's a raw, ugly nature in a lot of the later stuff. Uh Huh Her and A Woman A Man Walked By obviously. Even White Chalk springs to mind. I love it personally.

----- Jay, I don't think the "choose who replies" thing will be that good, as then it's not fair to everyone. However, I think if someone comes in and totally fucks it up for everyone, we can just ignore it. ---- "That was so easy." noted Fjork. Her minders were brushing off her dirty, blood-encrusted feathers. Suddenly, she squaked, "Where the frak is Mz. Bartolozzi?!" A nervous zombie woman was pushed out of the crowd to land in front of Fjork. "Where have you been, Mzzzzz Bartolozzi?" "It's Mrs. ahem lol ha yeah. Sorry...I was ahem lol yeah...looking over the ..uh...map" "Silence is golden, tramp." Fjork sighed, obliterating Mrs. Bartolozzi with a Swan Death Stare. Pacing around the the two prisoners, turning back into her zombie-human form, she smiled. "This is perfect. PERFECT. Fucking hell. I'm probably the luckiest person ever. Your uniforms indicate you're members of Caduceus Inc., is that right?" The prisoners said nothing. "Well it was rhetorical anyway." sighed Fjork. "Anyway. You..." she laughed, pointing at Haggis, "...are going to help me get into the Heraclitian defence grid." "What?! I can't do that!!! It would render the...entire..." he trailed off. HE was right of course. Disabling the Heraclitian defence grid meant that the 3 cities on this side of the country would be sitting ducks to attacks from armies of zombies like these low-lifes. "Indeed" grinned Fjork. "...I won't!" cried Haggis. "Oh but you will. Oh but you must..." sung Fjork, whipping out a glowing red cane, and aiming it at Fate. "I trust you know what this will do to you friend?" "A Venusian Phiona. You wouldn't dare...the energy release would kill us all!" "Uh...we're Zombies. Get A FUCKING CLUE!" The rest of the zombie crowd cheered jovially. "I'm not stupid. Venusian Phiona's destroy matter itself...dead or alive. " grimached Haggis. "Not mine." retorted Fjork. Was she bluffing? "I won't do it. Do your worst." "AGAHAHG!" screamed Fjork, firing a massive red bolt from the cane, ripping right through Fate. The explosion that followed was silent. Haggis thought he might have gone deaf. He realised what he had done. He'd killed 6 members of his team... ...WAIT! The dust had settled...Standing, shaken on top of 20 or so crushed Zombie carcasses were Jay, R_A, Coolness, Dazz, Trifoce_Keeper and Daft! Fjork was alive. And angry. Half her horde were goners. It was her vs. Caduceus Inc. now....

I hate when main characters from previous films are just disregarded pointlessly. Cyclops and his role (or lack thereof) in X3 offends me. However, the biggest example of this has always been the bridge between Aliens and Alien3, and the reaction to

I enjoy the Scream movies, as they black comedy with a knowing suspense. As in, the films make a point of saying that 'We know how Horror films work etc". Never seen the third one though.

Can I just add; You abandoned me! Love don't live here Anymore. Just a vacancy Love don't live here anymore.

DON'T READ SPOILERZ. Any anyway, it's common knowledge they been bringing everyone back as of late. So far it's been; Carter, Mark Green, Mark Greens Widow with the curly hair, William H. Macy's character, Rocket Romano and the old chief with the walking stick, whose name I forgot.

Jayseven? EDIT: Hit the hammer by throwing a nail at it.

You're stunning with your love glue-gunnin'.

Short hair doesn't remind me of men unless the women are actually butch. ---- @Coolness