Chris the great
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Alice in wounderland utter shite. 1/10 the hurt locker really glad i got to see it on the big screen (special screening at a local cinema). a truly great film, increadably tense. beautifuly shot and told a story in a belivable manner. what i particularly liked
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anouther insight into inappropriate girls life "ive given birth twice, it really isnt that bad. i didnt even tear!" there was a look passed between some of the group, then a girl laughed and said my face was priceless, much laughter. i smiled at a girl on the train as i went home, she recoiled in horror. not a good day to be me.
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im always happy to play some lbp.
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so first day at my new job went well. training facility is a bit out of the way but it's not THAT bad. strange girl who we met for the first time today made everyone feel awkward she was saying about her aranged marrage "we still arnt in love, but the sex is great. we've been married 9 years and still go at it like dogs." i was rather shocked.
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see, i agree with your sentiment (footballers not deserving the accolade of "great people") but if my hobby was science and i perfected cold fusion that would make me great, or if my hobby was writting, and i penned a magnificent book that explores the very nature of what it is to be human, again, id arguably be a great person. i suppose i can see the argument for sportsmen being great, but thier impact on the world is limited, in 1000 years time, we wont rember them. they make a difference to a few, but globaly speaking, most of them are as insignificant as the rest of us
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forget your over paid nancy boys kicking a ball across a lawn, forget your mathematicians wasting thier lives playign with numbers, forget your writters who say so much and do nothing. theres only one man we need respect. MR MIYAGI
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going from the reaction, and the lack of a student standing up and hitting him, id say it wasnt really a student laptop.
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i think it was most likly an old laptop and him making a point and trying too be funny.
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i was in the gym yesterday, while on the exercise bike, i could see the guy infront of me working on a cross trainer. MC Hammers "cant touch this" came on the music and some how, it synced up perfectly with that guys efforts. i was trying to to burst out laughing the whole time. just a bit gutted that I'll not be able to get to the gym next week as im going to be at work 8 hours a day with 3-4 hours worth of travle.
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id go peggy mitchell on them "GEEEEEH OWAH MAH PUB!"
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the mummy returns weeeeeeeell, it was an event i guess. most of the movie was seemingly made for clips to stick in the trailer, had a very dissjointed feel to it. and hollywood, if your reading this, please stop adding kids into films to "liven it up" nobody likes kids and it makes the female lead less attractive as you know shes given birth and her fanny will never be the same. the film itself is camp but enjoyable enough, it has a light hearted famly feel to it that you dont see to much thses days. oh, and i have a slight man crush on brenden fraisure now. he seems like a nice fellow. also, the scorpion king himself is hilarious. id not like to fight the rock, id not like to fight a scorpion, so why is a half the rock half a scorpion monster so funny? 6/10 better then it should be.
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it is kinda wierd. its not wrong, but to young lads its obviosuly not usual so its gon na be laughed at. but the stick is just banter, same in any group, it'l be forgotten soon enough.
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the outher week i was out with friends, we were meeting a mate of ours who is gay (but hasnt come out to every one yet) and my mate turner let out possibly the funniest sentence ever. "I just don't understand how you can be gay when there are so many fit lasses about" hes a good lad but we dont hang around with him for his intelect.
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today i went to the gym, carried a dish washer and made up that i had lost my knife geoffory in the ribs of a stray dog when asked about it by a university friend. this actualy counts as a productive day for me.
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Rate the last game you played
Chris the great replied to Chris the great's topic in General Chit Chat
assassins creed 2 dlc really enjoyed AC2, so the chance to get a couple of extra hits in appealed to me. havign played both heres what i thought. dlc 1: battle. exactly like a normal mission, lots of fun and a good story running though. the sudden ending was kinda a opain though dlc 2: bonfire. i liked the setting a little more, but the story seemed lacking. the 9 assasinations were varied and fun, with a couple being fairly difficult. the ending was awsome. all in all 7/10 worth the money i paid, but nothing must have about them, also lack of achivments/trophies was odd. -
they seem unrelated to me, from the information ive read, you should be fine.
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found out my mates back from leeds for a few days so we are out on the lash tommorow. goodbye social responsibility, hello behaviour not beffiting of a group of adults.
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i used to have a yahoo mail account. it was [email protected] i decided to change it as girls wouldent want to touch my willy if i had so crap an e-mail address. its fair to say my understanding of women was limited.
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yeah, but id not change them for the world. if i acomplish anything on a sunday, i view it is breaking the rules of the day.
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im going to alternate between cutting myself and masterbation, whilst crying and in the dark. nah serisouly, im going to wake up slightly hungo over, go for a big crap then watch childrens movies. its just a normal sunday.
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flower is the single best dlc game ive ever palyed. it may well have stopped me attempting sucide.
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now with added fixed.
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Rate the last game you played
Chris the great replied to Chris the great's topic in General Chit Chat
bioshock 2 i wasnt the biggest fan of the first bioshock, i think it had been to hyped for me. thats not to say i didnt love it, i just didnt feel it was the revolution i was told to expect. what did blow me away was the twist in the story, i already knew a fair bit of it, yet a certain element left me reeling, trying to reject what id been told but finaly understanding it was a peice of pure genious, a moment that cemented gamings place as a medium for story telling. now, one year after i first went to rapture, im abck. and i love it. the first thing i will say about the game is the atmosphere is increadable. shadows and sound constantly remind you of the twisted world your in, and the clautrophobic environment becomes like a trap, filled with some of the most disturbing creatures in video games. you cant help but notice the love thats gone into creating the world, the broken streets are alive with details, the corpses seem to tell a story, the audio logs reveal details about the world around you. the story is again, one of the games strongest elements. its told through magnificent voice acting, with the majority of cut scenes being done in the half life style, allowing you to focus on what you want. -
i like the one where he goes in the ball pit. i didnt want to laugh to hard cos we had the builder in at the time.
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if you feel like that, hes probebly not right for you. emotional conections make sex more then just a physical act, but an expression of deep affection and comfort together. good lord i sound like a twat.