Rummy

Thanks for the link to the file, I really really wanna try these, but I've had a headache come on in the last few hours. I rarely get headaches, so I'm really pissed off, and I don't want to be trying any of these with a headache distracting me.

Only in japan! Was my first thought, having looked at the filename(japanese_nipple_grabber_game-thumb.jpg) from quoting your post, I believe they are supposed to be nipples?! I loved them Haribo Segways lol.

Inspired just now by Letty in the meaningless post thread, I decided to start ths here thread after googling my own name. The rules are, you google your forum name, you pick 1 picture from the first page of results and post it here. Try and get the funniest picture, though of course if there is nothing, you're kind of stuck. Hopefully this will bring some amusing results, the best I had was probably this from a google of Rummy. Front page I swear, it was so random. Trying to keep the images in here rather than having the MPOTD thread being flooded. I also had one about him looking like some Nazi, and Jordan being fired when I resized to large only.

According to ladder theory, those are all the sorts of things keeping/putting you onto the friend laddder Of course, Ladder Theory is just a theory, and in no way sound or 100% correct.

Just throwing this into the mix about Danielle, from Wiki; http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/5311732.stm

I found a torrent for I-Doser through a google, but it's on demonoid and won't let me download it without being registered and it won't let me register either. I'm gonna try looking for another torrent, but if anyone has a good one let me know. Looked at some of the other google links too, but they all seem to come with just like 1 or 2 'drugs', sure you can't post us a link to a decent download pack DiemetriX?

I never have, but this reminded me of a site someone showed me at a party like a year or so ago, but I never visited...until now. http://www.larrycarlson.com/medijate/

You argue with the theory! I believe not, hence why it is such a terrible place to be! Though, alot of people are saying they don't have alot of girl friends(two words), what's worse, knowing lots of girls and being in the friend zone, or knowing no girls and thus not being able to be in a friend zone, but you don't know any girls.

Why would she have been avoiding you? Why were you avoiding her? We told you to ask her today! People are silly, especially you. Just kidding, what did you have to feel depressed about?

Hmm, now I have a few female friends, and basically all my mates at uni are girls too(theres much more girls than guys on my course at my uni), but I generally do find the company of women much more fun and amusing sometimes, I dunno why, the ladder theory has got me wondering if I secretly fancy every girl I know! I imagine I'm on all their friends ladders though, so...god! I'm in the friend zone! Ahh, but guys do not have a friend zone! I'm afraid to break it to you bluntly, but every single one of them has probably considered wanting to bone you. According to the theory of course.

You gotta remember, the beauty of the ladder theory is that it does at one point say these things happen without conscious realisation, so even if they try to tell use otherwise they may be lying Freud style get out clauses ftw!

haha, freudian slip right there my friends! That made me giggle quite alot lol. You see how she's ended up with the bully? The ladder theory is too true! I find it very hard to believe there aren't many girls in a whole village, or even at your college though.

I really hope the conversation went like that. I hate women who want equality, then start screaming you can't hit a girl when you punch them in the face. Heh, I jest of course, but it does annoy me when some women think they should be equal to men then expect special treatment for being female too. I think men get a raw enough deal already anyway

Out there somewhere, on these here vast internets, is a ladder theory, related directly to the friend zone theory, I can't remember where I saw it though. Does anyone know about this ladder theory I'm talking about? It details how women have ladders in their minds which works it all out, I know this sounds real weird, but trust me, it makes sense when you read it. I forgot, there's ladders for both genders, that's why I was mixed up on the number of ladders, I think theres two for women but 1 for men, because ultimately want to screw anything female. You caught me out, I was just too bloody lazy to even look. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladder_theory Read this because it actually is very interesting and amusing too and related to the matters at hand, but may turn you into a bitter(er) and cynical(er) bastard http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html And if you're currently pining for that girl, be warned this will not encourage you to ask her out, for fear of rejection. However, if you never make the jump, you will never get out of the zone. (P.S Take it with a pinch of salt, not too literally, I think it's half joke half truth, though it does make alot of sense...)

Ah, but would you then complain at them for talking to you loudly? If not, then that is fine, I have no problem with that and don't expect everyone to hear what I say the first time I say it. Sometimes though, I'll tell someone something and like 30 seconds later they ask me something directly related to what I just said, but as if I hadn't said anything. A good example would be like; 'I'm going to uni tomorrow' *30 seconds* 'Are you going to uni tomorrow?'

lol, I hope that was a joke. Though the response doesn't help their case much neither. I first saw it as just a figure of speech. I hate how alot of threads have been popping up in General recently, threads kind of like this, which aren't original just the flipside of a pre-existing thread(or another existing thread spun like 1 degree to the right *looks at thread about people who give you the irrits*). Something else that really really really really jars me are people that DON'T FUCKING LISTEN. Then they complain when I shout at them after they tell me they didn't hear, surely it's only natural to speak louder to someone who didn't hear you?

I used to call them pikeys before I called them chavs, but chav is a more appropriate term for them than pikeys. Haha, liking their task at the moment, H didn't really make me laugh, Jo did though. Germaine's shakers did too, Dirk's joke was too old though. I know Cleo doesn't, but Shilpa does, they had some on diary room uncut earlier, but I didn't understand at all what was going on then. Haha, Jack's such an idiot, made me laugh just because it was so terrible. Shilpa was actually pretty bad too, she didn't deserve that laugh!

I used to watch neighbours all the time, especially when I was younger cos it was right after cbbc, stopped watching about a year ago now though. I caught a few episodes over the last few weeks, anyone care to tell me what exactly has happened to the House of Trouser?

I thought it was pretty funny last night, looked like (nearly) everyone was having a giggle. I say nearly, because poor old Dirk was taking it a bit to heart, I'm dissappointed in the Faceman, but I guess he does have his own reasons. Nicely pointed out by Russell Brand how Germaine decides to step in to stop them putting peppers in his pants, but when there was all this 'racist' bullying he didn't have anything to say.

That reminded me of another, in certain situations and things, I tend to dwell on them even though they're in the past, and I know they're in the past, and that I can't do anything about it, I still sometimes let it get to me. Ashley raises a good point, I have words and phrases I use too much, though none to hand at the moment.

I bite my nails, real short, I try to stop but I just can't, been doing it since I was little and recently it's gotten worse. Another major problem I have, is that I can't do anything. It's not than I'm unable to do stuff, I just have a real problem in doing what I actually should be doing, like I can do anything but the essay I have to do when I have to do it. I always put things off too. I'm also a hypocrite in some matters, and worse, I don't tend to realise it when I should.

I think it's funny, people from other countries coming here to work for more money, doing a better job for a better price than uk citizens, whilst at the same time, lots of businesses are outsourcing to places like india because the labour is so cheap. I very much believe it's not so much a case of 'them coming here, taking our jobs' but just them coming here and doing the jobs we don't want to do at the price we're offered, it's simple supply and demand, above it all, even above racism, is money. It's cool, I was slightly wary of it, but having explained it like that I see what you were going for. Funny how context can change things so much.

I should think that's the whole point that makes it racist. Well, like Flink said earlier, it is in part the meaning behind the words. It is a racist term, and it applies the same as calling the kebab shop guys turks if they aren't, and the shop a paki shop just because it's run by some indian asian people, but it got me thinking, if you refer to it as the Chinky amongst yourselves, where no one is offended, does it really matter? EDIT: At first, I thought that was a typo Moria, then I realised what you meant.

I thought it was also related to the fact she's now in a relationship with one of the judges, which doesn't really help her case much? Why is there that rule for beauty pagents anyway? (the one about naked shoots, not judges)

No, I actually consider myself british anyway, but my parents are from Guyana, at the top of south america, both of indian descent from when the country used to be under the British Empire and slavery and all that jazz was cool, so they brought over Indians and Blacks. Most people assume I'm from India in some way though, because I look it and my last name is Singh. If not, they think I'm African because they don't seem to understand Guyana and Ghana are actually two seperate entities, despite me telling them. 'Ghana? That's in Africa isn't it?' 'Yes, Ghana is, but my parents are from Guyana, it's like the top of south america, near brazil' 'But I thought it was in Africa?' Some people refuse to acknowledge there could be another country with a similar name, though I think those are the funniest people, the ones who try to argue with you about something you'd clearly know better than them. Once a girl tried to tell me I lived in a different city, because it had a road with the same name as mine, she didn't understand despite me telling her that there's two roads with the same name, in different towns. I know Apple's post may have been addressing people from Pakistan, but it might have just been using it as a blanket term, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt though. Yes.