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And the amount of arse kissing, don't forget that.

We had a real one once, didn't do much in the nasal sense. But was a pain in the arse because of the needles falling off. Fake orgasms/trees all the way.

RUMMIKUB! Shit I haven't played that for ages... It was fucking awesome. It's worth going down to Toys R' Us and buying it just for this. Here's the lowdown for j00 Bluey, shame on you for not having known this: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tomy-Rummikub-Game/dp/B00005LWJH/ref=pd_bxgy_k_h_b_cs_text_b

Russell Brand on Have I Got News For You tonight, pissed me right off. His shit eating grin every five seconds. The only saving grace was with living God Charlie Brooker on Merton's team. Jimmy Carr I don't mind. Lee Evans and Lee Mack are awesome. Alan Carr however is a prize prick, join my facebook group and fight the power. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2386989342

Out of the two she posted on this page? The first one has a full pint, the second has a third left. Or by first do you mean the one she watered down?

Right, how do I get to the Club Nintendo thing, the only thing I can see with the words Club Nintendo is the register button to register my products, sends me a confirmation email, then asks me to input points: A] I don't have any of the stars cards with me. B] I already used them earlier, so it'd just tell me they've already been used?

Oh I do polish my nails with them, but I'd just gotten out of the shower and I wasn't going out that night so I gave it a miss As for Bluey's half pint, it's not! It's less than half!

Hmmm... It would either have to be the First Movie or Jirachi Wish Maker. One thing that pisses me off about some of the movies [namely 3rd and Jirachi] is that they show Legendary Pokémon, but not the Pokémon themselves. Take the 3rd movie - Entei, not actually Entei, but created by the Unown for the little girl and her imagination. Jirachi Wish Maker, this isn't really a spoiler as you'll pretty much hear it from the off, but someone's trying to create a Groundon, and when it's done, shizzle is happening, which I seriously doubt a natural Groundon would actually do.

I did consider the painting of the nails, but I wasn't sure who'd start bitching about it being allowed so I thought I'd just show its existence. The vegetable, it's a bag of potatoes... I didn't know it was such a mystery :s

Very well, since I got assraped by the judge regarding my true pimpsmacking of the competition. Here's my actual attempt Pencils up nose: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/eevilmurray/BishPencil.jpg Veg that isn't green: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/eevilmurray/BishVeg.jpg Sonic The Hedgehog: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/eevilmurray/BishSonic.jpg Blue nail polish: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/eevilmurray/BishNailPolish.jpg These may look like Warhammer paints, that's because they are. However I've interpreted [¬_¬] that one could indeed paint their nails with them. Plus them come in a variety of shades. Those on display are Midnight Blue, Ultramarines Blue and Enchanted Blue. One for every occasion. Chinese inspired: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/eevilmurray/BishChinese.jpg Bubbles: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/eevilmurray/BishBubbles.jpg Something purple and orange: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/eevilmurray/BishBlueOrange.jpg Not a bad book actually. Page 23 of a newspaper: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/eevilmurray/Bish23.jpg Something with 5 legs: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/eevilmurray/Bish5Legs.jpg A bloke in fancy dress: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/eevilmurray/Pirate.jpg Jack Sparrow, how amazingly not overdone. A drunk bloke: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/eevilmurray/Tumble.jpg Half a pint of b33r: http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c369/eevilmurray/b33r-1.jpg The one to the lower right of the table.

I don't eat it, don't see the point. You're not. Seriously.

Pokémon 4ever is indeed the fourth, note the clever use of the number. Pokémon Heroes = 5 Jirachi Wish Maker = 6 Destiny Deoxys = 7 Lucario and the mystery of Mew = 8 Pokémon Ranger and the Temple of the sea = 9 Mewtwo Returns and The Mastermind of Mirage Pokémon I think are considered something like .5 movies. I'm yet to see Mastermind of Mirage Pokémon, but I'll get onto that soon, as well as the 7-9 movies.

And I just watched Jirachi: Wish Maker! Not as bad as I thought it was going to be. 7 Pimpsmacks out of a 10 beating.

This one is the dealbreaker.

Well when they're fighting they always appear in a location about 500 miles in the middle of nowhere. And barely hit eat other, mainly flipping about. This should be a prime example: Tis a bit quiet, so might have to crank up le volumé

That's all about interpretation though.

That's bullshit. It totally counts.

In the mail.

I couldn't agree more, here's my interpretation. In my picture are the following. - a caveman. - people having a BBQ - a pink N64 console - A half-pint of beer - A kazoo - Guitar Hero controller - Sonic the Hedgehog - Five screwdrivers - a drunk person - something purple and orange - something chinese orientated - something with 5 legs - blue nail polish - A red animal - A bloke in fancy dress - A 10p packet of Space Raiders - Someone with purple or green hair - A monk - Somebody riding a moped/motorcycle - A smashed/broken/crashed car - A child's bicycle - A seagul/gull - An ice cream cone (whippy) I didn't go for all of them, because that would just put a damper on the whole thing. Here's the source image if you're feeling sexy.

"How dare you shit blue on my top you Sunnovabitch!"

Things you would say after beating them at a game, be it racing or fighting etc.

"I bet I left more shit smears than you"

I just watched Mewtwo Returns! O_o It deserves a pr0 rating of 7/10.

Have you got yourself a choreographed storyboard?

I'll have to watch it and see what the fuss is about then ¬_¬