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In some cases gives you that sexy case of arrogance which brings these demons upon themselves.

Well they're all equally sexy. It depends on my mood.

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I've seen one joke thus far: "micheal jackson had to cancel all of his dates ... anthony aged 9 and megan aged 7!"

I've always wondered how things like this work: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090626/ten-stars-in-shock-at-jackson-s-death-c3b52a1.html Does a celebrity suddenly ring a website/TV station up and say "I'd like to leave a tribute", it just seems so tacky.

The music makes for an awesome ringtone, after you chop off the beginning bit.

First we need one of those TV tributes you see on the Biography Channel with important faces like Vanessa Feltz. Might be better than GMTV, which kept repeating the comments of a MJ tribute act. Don't worry, you're actually agree with me ¬_¬. Today is going to be fun at work. I bet every customer is going to ask if I knew. Who knows, maybe the band playing tonight might belt out a few numbers. Michael Forever http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/mq.swf

I got the bit where Jay was begging ;p But was there a joke after?

That's bullshit and you know it. I bet the "comeback" tour wasn't what it was going to be.

People make it sound as if he was cut down in his prime. Nice chap as he was, he pretty much "died" a few years ago with his career.

Damn right. War is always on the agenda here. It's always happening between X and Y, what isn't happening is McDonalds not having their foods being slated. Which is a crime because it's tasty as fuck compared to some shitty leaves.

Exactly. That's why it needs its own thread.

Now that chap actually had an effect on me. Although it seems to have affected my Facebook people more. Claire Jayne Pritchett omfg u go to loo and why ur there a moth flys up ur nose how nice is that Claire Louise Culshaw is so upet MJ is dead :'( Dan Ward Michael Jackson you pop legend RIP Natasha Dynamyte Taylor UNCONFIRMED that michael jacksons dead ffs Michael Jamieson WTF....why is everyones status update "MJ is dead" I'm fine people! Making me worried! Lewis Speller Some said he was Bad, some said Dangerous; they agreed he was a Thriller and Off the Wall. Forever Michael? Invincible? HIStory. (Oh dear. Expect to see this one making the rounds!) Ian Jason Culshaw I best get my money back Kylie Pinkett Rip wacko jacko Nikolai Yatta Rasmussen // Michael Jackson er død - Så god musik lavede han altså heller ikke .. Nathan Whincup A lot of sources are saying Jacko's actually in a coma... Or dead. Sabri Tasci cnn says michael jackson is in a coma??! Kim Brinley CNT BELIEVE MICHEAL JACKSON DIED Amrith Bhogal MJ dead? Nt confirmed on the bbc website yet th Andrew Gillott RIP Jacko Robert Allyn Holmes Right untill the Beeb and CNN report otherwise then its as you were. Lisa Whitehead .....well blow me!! Poor michael, got goosebumps x rip x Nathan Whincup Well. This is certainly Thriller Night. Robert Allyn Holmes Roiters confirm Michael Jackson is dead. Katy North R.I.P Micheal Jackson cant belive it. Some people are saying he is in a coma but either way R.I.P. xxx Ben Hilton-Berry thinks bad news travels fast...very fast Stuart Lowe Hang on MJ Michelle Davis MJ.... R.I.P x x Kerry Hurst shocking michael jackson has died???? rip Natasha Dynamyte Taylor wants to say good luck to anyone whos goin michael jackson gig Nathan Whincup It's close to midnight... and the LA Times confirm that Wacko has pegged it. Katy North Lizzie Cross He jus beat it, beat it beat it beat it beat it!!! Neverland wil never b the same witout u!!! Kerry Hurst R.I.P Michael Jackson, so gonna treasure the classic greatest hits album!! shocking xxxxxx Marie Regina Geordie Shorty WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THESE PATHETIC TWATS MAKIN UP SICK JOKES ABOUT MICHEAL JACKSON?! YOU WASTE OF SPACE PIECES OF SHIT! Amy Strange cant believe michael jackson is dead!!! Scott Cooper It ain't even confirmed he's dead Helen Sherwin is sad at the death of Jacko, great music for so long. Shame he messed himself up with the skin bleaching Hollie Webster is michael jackson dead or not? im fukin devastated!! Kim Brinley jacko`s no legend........our SKELLY was xxx Scott Rock Lee Searle contributing to the michael jackson statuses Robert Allyn Holmes Confirmed on Beeb, hes snuffed it... may not have liked his lifestyle and mind set but as a musician, its a big loss of an inspirational figure. Rachel Collins BBC Just confirmed. Oh my god RIP Michael Jackso Hollie Webster gutted michael jacksons dead!! Iain Payne ok it's official... I'm surprisingly upset... Scott Cooper I've already had the first joke sent. How wrong Marie Cowie cant believe Michael Jackson is dead.... has anybody told Megan Lord? Daniel King Cnt belive Jacko's Dead ....Cnt believe the jokes av started already! Must confess... I'm not that affected.

I agree with this.

Now that you mention it... It does seem weird.

I got a multipack and I never ate it

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090625/ten-pop-icon-michael-jackson-dead-tmz-co-c3b52a1.html The dude's done bugger all recently... It seems unfair he gets struck down at this time.

Bullshit. It's flavourless crap. Like those corn pieces of shit they call "nachos", but they do give temporary flavouring in the guise of "Doritos". Either taste like shit just as much.

I know exactly what you mean, McDonalds have been given so much flak over the years... it's time they were given the truth.

Dan needs to make sure the CIA doesn't have him pushing too many pencils again.

Assuming that's the thing circled? Fuck uni. I visit my main gringos occasionally anyway. You fuckers best have my Monster Munch ready, because I'm coming to get it

You'd have to speak to a certified physician.

It's depressing. Only five for two? :p

I must say I've never had that trouble.

My day just got a lot better with this. Me and Dan Dare should sue. Sadly the job hunting isn't proving fruitful.