John AKA 'Jolly Green'
Really, really tall and has a ponytail. He likes to annoy people by singing songs from Transformers and Grease the Movie. Owns a Cube, an Xbox and a DS. Plans on owning a 360 and a Rev. Has a very fat balck cat called Claudie.
Jonny AKA 'Martian, Baldie, C-3P0'
Very irritable and hates Grease and Transformers. Has all current Gen systems and a DS, doesn't plan on owning a PSP. Me and John annoy him constantly.
James AKA 'German Porn Star (Appeared as Sister Sexy in Porno Nuns), Klingon Opera Singer, The Egg'
Canadian and is always losing track of his own conversations. Also very irritable and will always hurt me and John. Owns only Nintendo systems.