Glen-i

You suck. You had the perfect opportunity to say "Make the Switch" and you squandered it. SQUANDERED!

I'm not gonna dignify that with a response. Except I just did... Bugger! Anyway, I get what you mean now.

I've got Ninty's official response to that suggestion.

No, but then again, I'm a weird freak of nature that plays actual Pokemon games and knows that Mamoswine is the only Pokemon in that line worth bothering with. Of course, you lot don't know what a Mamoswine is. And that's my weekly dose of sarky rants in the GO! thread. Seriously though, it's such a bizarre thing, the thought of people giving the impression that Swinub is any good. No-one has thought that, not even when Gold/Silver came out!

And Ocarina of Time. What's the point you're trying to make? Edge likes some Zelda games more than others?

Just a reminder that the Online Competition is taking place now, in case anyone apart from me and Serebii are taking part. You have to actually do some battles in order to be eligible for the early Mega Stones, doesn't matter if you win or not, as long as you're active. I managed to win 2 out of 5 battles, not bad, considering I forgot it was Double Battle format. Gonna do another 5 tomorrow.

That's a snazzy little header! Animated to boot! My phone's gonna have a heart attack.

You can download "Ye Olde Sword of Erdrick" now. With some Alchemy (Mix it with a Liquid Metal Sword and an Orichalcum), you can get the best Sword Red can equip.

David Wise is now an official selling point.

"Unless you're playing Hyrule Warriors" I eat Cuccoos for breakfast in that game!.

I'm cool with that. As long as you wouldn't mind waiting until some time in April. Which, provided no sudden expenses come up, should be when I buy a Switch for my house. A house switch, if you will.

I second this motion.

Just so you know, that thanks was nothing but sarcastic! A Sarcastic Thanks, that's the next big feature for N-Europe! You can thank me later.

God, I'd so jump on that, if I wasn't already struggling to save up for a Switch. Why must you torment me so!?

OK, so I've got a weird request... I need to borrow a Castform. Specifically, a Castform that has not been transferred to Sun/Moon. You see, @Ugh first aid transferred all her Pokemon from her Alpha Saphire to Moon, so naturally, I'm stealing her game to get me some Alpha Sapphire exclusive legendries with not garbage IV's that she never bothered to catch because she doesn't battle with legendaries. Problem is, to get Thundurus, I need a Castform and my Castform is stuck in Sun and she already got her Castform and transferred it to her Moon. So I have no other way of getting a Castform. Long story short, lemme borrow a bloomin' Castform so I can get a way better Pokemon! I'll be available over the weekend for trading.

Well, I'll have to take your word for it, because I haven't seen one for a very long time. Although I can't help but feel that the disclaimer "Actual in-game footage" only exists because of the prevalence of ads that show no game footage at all. Which is a little bit sad. Watch me see one today just because TV wants to spite me.

"Anytime, anywhere, all by yourself, you no-friend sod" isn't exactly the message I would use to advertise the thing. To the adverts credit, at least it's using in-game footage. I can't remember a PS4/XBONE ad that didn't have the disclaimer "Not in-game footage" I find it amazing game ads get away with that.

That's absolutely cruel and evil. I love it! Shame once the pay-to-play nonsense kicks in, I'll be out about as present in online Mario Kart as Donkey Kong Jr.

If I wasn't on my phone, I'd post the sensible chuckle picture.

I think you're expecting a bit too much from a car advert...

Zelda's getting DLC. Various things like a Switch Shirt, new Story Scenario, new modes, new dungeons, etc.

Oh, are we doing lists of how many things we're getting on Switch Day? Right, I'll jump in on that. I'm getting...

I'll just leave this here.

No, I'm certain there's a single player mode. That said, multiplayer is the bread and butter of Bomberman, so I hope you plan on playing it online at some point.

In Pokemon X and Y.