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I went back to relive this laugh. And was greeted with a warning that this video was for "Mature audiences only" Take what you will out of that... Stock Format tonight at 8pm. With Time Format Custom Stages from 7:30.

No, I've lapped a CPU and still gotten the heads-up. Maybe it's because of the weird lap structure of Kalimari Desert?

Woah, what the hell? Absolutely no heads-up at the bottom there. That's so weird!

There's three of us playing with NSO tonight if anyone wants in. 8:30pm. Likely Perfect Dark, but if a hypothetical mysterious fourth person wants to try something else, I'm sure we can humour them.

My Mii is the same weight as Mario, how did that happen!?

Player's Choice tonight at 8pm.

Honestly, there's a good case for the music alone being worth the price. There is some amazing remix work in there!

And if all else fails, you can still leg it, because I'm not catching you, even after 2000+ eggs.

It's gonna take you a lot more than 5 hours to unlock everything here. Trust me on that. If running out of stuff to unlock is the reason you stop playing, then go for it, there's enough to keep you busy for ages. If you quit because you've just had your fill, then ehhhh, think about it.

Why tell, when I can show? (Base game secret character spoilers ahead)

You didn't even see the double Lucas during the Custom stages.

I was watching on the stream and @Ike had a really good win streak going. Snatched away from him right before the tenth win, but it was very well done. And it was a one point loss that did it, so it was very close.

Yeah, gonna have to bow out. The connection is not playing ball.

There isn't a limit. The ramifications should be obvious, but if stats get to a certain extreme, a merchant appears on Moongolow who will either remove all that characters' golden eggs, or just the ones that improved Move Speed.

Eh, Your Stinky Old Garlic Man™ is no match for my Malevolent Nuke Tree! Yes, that was the character I was using in that previous clip I posted, not that you could tell. In an effort to make it not move agonisingly slow, I've inadvertantly made it the most powerful character on my file... I regret nothing!

Time matches tonight. Custom Stages start from 7:30.

Right, 15 minute heads-up for @S.C.G and @BowserBasher for the Turok 2 session. There's a free spot if anyone else wants to join in.

Man, that house rule is an utter blight! It's so awful. And yet so many people swear by it!

It's a... passable Switch icon, the logo is there, but when you compare it to Dragon Quest XI... It's not the greatest icon, but it is nice. Final Fantasy can pull off the "Logo on white background" thing, but I expect more from Dragon Quest.

Oh geez, that's no good. Hope it's nothing too serious.

A. But when you're actually attacking, Luigi uses B for his action commands. I keep pressing B to select things for him, and nada.

OK, I've only played for an hour, but this needs to be said. You don't use B to select Luigi's actions in battles, and it's driving me insane! I've been playing this series since the GBA and "Luigi = B" is engraved in my head.

Theme Night tonight! Damn it, Booster Course Pass, why do you have to have 13 Tour Tracks? So awkward... So yeah, Here are all the Tour tracks where the track layout changes in between laps. That's the only reason Paris Promenade was left out. Although if we have time for a fourth GP, then we can just shove it in there. The three characters pictured are those that made their debut in MK Tour. So you know, Kamek or Pauline, whichever floats your boat. See you at 8pm.

That can't be entirely true, because Bumper Balls is there. An absolute waste of a minute that ends in a draw every time. Might as well just skip the minigame when that shows up and get back to the board. Still, this is better than the first Mario Party. Items bring a lot to the game, even if the 1 item limit makes some items way too powerful. (Oh cool! A Magic Lamp, I'll just buy that and... Oh wait, one of my opponents has a plunder chest...) A bit overrated though. The next one is miles better!