read 3/4 of the first chapter. Inspired by zelda?
I have a story/poem.
There was a man called jim.
He was funny - but thin.
No match for the broad Knight.
Although he stood to fight.
For - it was 10:22.
And he needed a poo.
And so pushed the knight over.
with a four leaf clover.
And so wiped his behind.
With something he could find.