Bowser57

Well this much is obvious: 4 player online co-op 25 huge levels at least Incredible enemy A.I Depth far surpassing anything seen before 40 weapons, most with dual or even a third function In short, best game ever. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot.

Happy b'day mate.

You of all people should know.

So, Halo 3 out yet?

<Insert hysterical tentacle rape joke here>

What you talkin' bout Blackfox? (If you get that reference, congratulations, you're old and watch too much TV!).

One of my mates did film studies, got great results and stuff. He now claims job seekers allowance.

Nice avatar. Mine's better and I haven't even got one. Back on topic: You know the joke has gone too far a second or two after I punch you in your stupid little face.

I like to think of myself as that monster.

http://www.cs.virginia.edu/oracle/star_links.html Sorted.

I think about another week until it dies out.

Mario ice cream and Slobodan Milosevic is dead? Best day ever?

I give Chinese midget homeless folks the most, as they're the best and most rare.

I could have told you that years ago man, you only needed to ask!

Exactly! Just watch out for Guy's dad.

I'm sorry to have upset you so much. I just find the idea of someone planning well ahead of time to do something like that to their parents to be a bit scummy really, no matter who suggests it. I apologise for my opinion as well. I hope we can all still be friends and do lots of great stuff together.

And then what's the brilliant plan if the mum says no? Genius!

No you couldn't he's just pretend.

Not quite getting your point. Are you suggesting the smokers are the ones who are clued up and understand fully the dangers of smoking, and the non-smokers just happen not to do it, all the while being too stupid to realise the facts?

Lol, where'd that guess come from? \

Why do I find that so amusing?

It looks pretty deformed to me, I'd have guessed that it was actually the skull of Mr Merrick, the elephant man. Poor bastard.

What's with the mods getting an extra 9 pixels to play with in their sigs eh? "All sigs are equal, but some are more equal than others!" Diemetrix you know what I'm talking about!

When my man's wearing Joop! I just can't keep my hands off him.

I dunno. Should I have a sandwich for lunch?