BlueStar

Ahh, yeah - you are indeed correct

I like Foster too, his name reminds me of Frosteys which were the best sweets known to man. 10p from the swimming pool vending machine, memories.

Poll time, which ads have the ugliest simpletons on them? A) Sun - B.I.N.G.O B) Ocean Finance C) BT - The people behind the numbers

At the moment. A much bigger problem in future is going to be the lack of non-renewable sources.

To be fair that's mostly because the ball comes up to his knee.

Metroid Prime and F-Zero for me as well.

That's possibly the worst debunking I've ever seen of anything. Are there people who thought everytime a 360 is scanned over a barcode reader it updated the site? Of course it uses estimates and algorithms, so do the console makers and industry analysts. No, it's not going to be deadly accurate and you shouldn't take it as exact fact, but the guy who made that video is a proper donut.

The boxart actually looks like an advert for those crappy mobile games you see advertised on the back of TV listings, which is appropriate because the game looks about that quality as well.

I'm actually considering making Tevez my fantasy captain in the hope that man u will finally stage a backlash and turn the Spuds over. I certainly need something, I've made a crap start.

My mate's cynical first response was to quip "So are there going to be 39 empty seats in the away end as well?" To be fair the resident Scousers on the toon board think it would be naff and reckon it's more of an invention of the media than a genuine proposal that's got a chance of becoming reality. Trick free kicks: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DIaswrSWWf0

I think the punishment should be more on the player for diving than the ref being fooled by it - I think Styles is card happy and crap as a ref but from the position he was in on the pitch it's a lot harder to make that split second decision than the reverse angle that Andy Gray was using. They've made a rod for their own back now, any time a ref makes a bad decision managers will call for him to be suspended. EDIT: LOL

Saw Malouda's dive for the first time yesterday, what a ****. And what a sucker of a ref. Saying that, there's no way he would have been suspended if those decisions went against, say, Wigan or Bolton. Also, Gerrard has a cheek whining about in in the papers after his cheating last week, walking to exactly where he'd like to take a set piece from, running into a defender and then spinning round to demand the ref award him a free kick.

If all the people busting a nut over Wispa coming back bought them regularly before they took them off the market they'd still be around now.

If they can't score with Nani and Tevez, what makes you think that's going to help

What if I randomly generated double the petition signatures calling for the exact opposite of what you were campaigning for? They're both of exactly the same worth as each other because e-petitions aren't worth the paper they're not written on, but mine would have more sigs. Herein lies the flaw.

So you unpacked it, viruses were detected and the game didn't work. Sounds like it was just a trojan mate. Probably didn't work because the file was a fake, especially if it was much smaller zipped than you expected.

Excellent marketing ploy like, take something off the market, get the rose tinted specs going and then announce you're bringing them back so everyone goes OMG must buy 100! Then pretend it was because of an online petition.

Been impressed with Geremi's attitude so far. He's making the right noises as well, reckon he's going to be good for us

Got the PC version for free and felt ripped off...

Hmm, apparently me and 4000 others in the east stand will have black and white streamers to throw when the teams come out tomorrow. Not sure about that, I think it's just at the limit of what I'd accept and think looked pretty good. However, any further stupid shit like -Music when a team scores -Cheerleaders -Fireworks -Boro style foam hands -Fuckwits in mascot costumes And I think it's time to remind Sam that stuff belongs at no-mark teams like Bolton and Watford (Although Watford get points for their fireworks sparking out some wifey in the stand)

Put the sound through your PC and it'll coem out your PC speakers (although you PC will need to be on)

I put them into a minijack adapter (which I think came with the VGA cable) and then into the line-in socket on my PC, next to the speaker input and mic input. Do you have your PC going into your monitor by VGA or something else like HDMI?

You downloaded something claiming to be GTA:SA in an exe file, double clicked it, it did something and vanished and then the process was locked in a way that implied it was running hidden in the background. If that happened to me I'd be virus scanning the shit out of my PC as we speak. I suggest grabbing AGV free if you've not already got a fully up-to-date anti-virus package.

Wonder if the dodgy euroboxes from ebay which unscramble all the channels would have a better interface and crash less than the one supplied by Virgin...

Cool, nearly spat my beer over the screen when I saw it in new arrivals, then found out it was just picture packs and themes, booooo.