Dieter Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "If there's hair, get in there" Hit it before puberty does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somme Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 that wasn't so much a lie as simply being an out and out **** :P Well it was a lie, twice he said, "Wolf, Wolf" when there wasn't one. That's a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Never assume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ford Prefect Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 The unwritten rule: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER call Birmingham the following: Birmigum Birminum BirMINGEham BirMIDGEum BirmingHam (pronounce the 'H') Birminghom BirmingHOM Bearmingham (only acceptable if you're a scouser) Bearmingeham Birmingharm You can only call it: Birmingham Brum Brummagem If you do, the spirits of dead Brummies will swoop down on you, pick you up, and in the dense fog, drop you down a hole in the middle of the night, with an owl up a tree. so i'm meant to be scared of a bunch of ex nail makers with a daft accent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonmike04 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Dont punch a man with glasses on. Due to lack of specific details on that rule, im guessing its alright with women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 so i'm meant to be scared of a bunch of ex nail makers with a daft accent? So you hate all brummies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygo Ape Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Always sit one space apart from a stranger in a movie theater. Especially applies to guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiemetriX Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 Never assume. If you assume you make an Ass out of U and ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 So you hate all brummies? Yes he bloody well does! *shakes fist at Prefect the Prat!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ford Prefect Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 you pair are clearly missing the point of the smiley. please leave the forums, grow up abit (mentally) and then come back and see if you can post something other than tripe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Jesus i was just asking a fucking question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 and then come back and see if you can post something other than tripe.... Maybe you should try following that rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ford Prefect Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Maybe you should try following that rule. as ex staff i'm not covered by such rules...... besides which fact, i'm not a little runt like certain individuals, ones who can't understand sarcasm or anything even like it........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 as ex staff i'm not covered by such rules...... Like you gave a shit about them when you were a staff member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ford Prefect Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Like you gave a shit about them when you were a staff member between me and walty we got an entire section of new staff rules written out on c-e :P he shouldn't have been such a ****, wouldn't of happened then. he got caught out in the end tho... which is why he left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 you pair are clearly missing the point of the smiley. please leave the forums, grow up abit (mentally) and then come back and see if you can post something other than tripe.... I don't care, don't call the Brummies "a bunch of ex nail makers with daft accents" ever again! Those are my people you're talking about! MY people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ford Prefect Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 I don't care, don't call the Brummies "a bunch of ex nail makers with daft accents" ever again! Those are my people you're talking about! MY people! fucking chill out, if you're that bothered about some little fucking thing like that, you won't make it through the rest of your life without some bloody breakdown. gotta let things pass you by sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 fucking chill out, if you're that bothered about some little fucking thing like that, you won't make it through the rest of your life without some bloody breakdown. gotta let things pass you by sometimes. I let things pass me by but not little remarks about the Brummies...gr! We may be Barmy, but we aren't Brainless. BTW, we made more than nails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 So back on topic. Never hijack a thread with stupid self-righteous one-on-one arguments filled with bitching and name-calling that could be done in the playground instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ford Prefect Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 I let things pass me by but not little remarks about the Brummies...gr! We may be Barmy, but we aren't Brainless. BTW, we made more than nails. i know you made more than nails, but it is one of the things you've always been famous for, even before the industrial revolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiemetriX Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 So back on topic. Never hijack a thread with stupid self-righteous one-on-one arguments filled with bitching and name-calling that could be done in the playground instead. Now that is a true rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 i know you made more than nails, but it is one of the things you've always been famous for, even before the industrial revolution. ??? Typical, never learnt about Birmingham's History at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ford Prefect Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 i said i know you made more than nails, ffs. ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? or just acting the **** for the fun of it? i know plenty about the industrial revolution, the history of it has been an interest of mine for as long as i can remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 i said i know you made more than nails, ffs. ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? or just acting the **** for the fun of it? i know plenty about the industrial revolution, the history of it has been an interest of mine for as long as i can remember. I said it was me who never learnt about Brum's History. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ford Prefect Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 make it obvious then :P also i was a little, shall we say over zealous in that last post. thats due to me being tired, had a shit night shift after walking 2 hours to work then had to clean the entire house when i got home as my step mum is coming home from holiday today. waiting up for her to get home then fecking off to bed. basically trying to prove to her what the likes of my real mum in england and my dad here already know, that i can take care of myself and look after the house no problems. infact i ain't seen the place this clean in ages :P it wasn't this tidy when she left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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