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I would only use two wishes and save the third one just incase one of my wishes back fire on me.

 

1. My sister not to be mentally handicap. She would be a normal girl.

2. To be rich

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The bernards watch thing excellent. i would stop time when ever i got tired have a sleep. and when i woke start time again so in theory i would be awake 24/7 and then WoW would know all about it.

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1. All annoying adverts would stop forever once they have appeared on a TV screen on the strongbow ads, then get destroyed by 2 arrows.http://www.strongbow.com/Downloads.aspx (click on watch advert to get what i'm on about). Frosties, Cillit Bang, Shealas Wheels etc.

 

2. A fit Japanese girlfriend (age: 20-24), who would never get older as well as me never getting any older, we'd stay looking young forever)

 

3. Aston Martin DB9 that never runs out of fuel (with £10 million in the boot)

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I would indeed like bernards watch. I used to love that show. Too bad nothing exciting ever happened though.

 

I liked Bernard's Watch as well. Although the acting was utter shit.

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One: When all PS3 consoles are nice and snug in their boxes, ready to be distributed, i would use one of my wishes to draw a fat hairy cock on each console. That way, when sony distributed them, they would get sued and DIE.

 

Two: To have my hair permanently straight. It takes me too long to straighten my hair on a morning, then its fecked in the evening.

 

Three: To stop being a lazy shit and to get some ambition :hmm:

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