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Damn you and your 100 lives Yoshi!! :p Honestly that was the most ridiculous end of game bonus! haha

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Hey, you got a shiny extra flip at the end of a triple jump too! Really useful.

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Mario punches blocks!

 

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Just saying.

 

Point is still valid. If he can punch blocks, why can't he punch turtles? :p

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What are you, some kind of monster?

 

Me the monster? This deviant is the same one who stomps on the heads of Goombas and uses turtle shells against the innocent inhabitants of the mushroom kingdom.

 

Actually, why does Mario hit EVERY creature that he sees? Surely he's the villain of the piece? I reckon that secretly Peach is married to Bower and Mario is the other man. He has delusions of morality and so "believes" that Peach wants to be rescued, when in reality she's happy the way she is. (hence why she always seems to be kidnapped...she's just at home baking cakes). Mario also takes various forms of drugs (such as these mushrooms) which send him on a trip, believing that he is bigger and stronger than he appears to be.

 

Mario should be in jail.

 

He only trained in the art of punching upwards.

 

I'd love to know what martial art that is.

 

"Never attack when on the ground. Punch UP!"

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I reckon that secretly Peach is married to Bower and Mario is the other man. He has delusions of morality and so "believes" that Peach wants to be rescued, when in reality she's happy the way she is. (hence why she always seems to be kidnapped...she's just at home baking cakes).

 

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