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http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3191923,00.html

 

Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony

Joe Kot

 

 

Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

 

 

The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

 

 

"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

 

 

After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.

 

 

Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.

 

 

'I'm not a pervert' laugh

 

 

And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

 

 

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

 

 

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

 

 

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

 

 

Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

 

 

"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.

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Haha, at leat she married her dolphin, some woman just leave their dogs/horses/bulls, and never talk to them again. Poor animals.

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That is just so wrong.

 

I think I'll marry a cow

Aslong long as the cow is hot,just same as the dolphin

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Aslong long as the cow is hot,just same as the dolphin

 

Just check out the horns on her, who could turn her down :heh:

 

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There's a crazy tramp-like-guy near me. Married hsi dog, then divorced it for sniffing another dog's behind

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When i saw the topic name, i expected it to be a joke in baddiel and skinner unplanned, but this is just way odd

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There's a crazy tramp-like-guy near me. Married hsi dog, then divorced it for sniffing another dog's behind

o...k... now that´s weird.

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