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What's everyone's views on implants?

 

I don't mind them too much. Some can look nice but some can look weird. I prefer real ones though.

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Condoms are awesome. Just a short time after opening one you're going to be having sex. How can they be anything but awesome?

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I hadn't encountered one (to my knowledge) until my friend showed me hers/let me prod it. It was then that I realised there were many copies. And that they had a plan.

 

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If a girl wants me to use a condom I'll use a condom. With or without...I'm still going to have sex, as Mr_Odwin already said.

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If a girl wants me to use a condom I'll use a condom. With or without...I'm still going to have sex, as Mr_Odwin already said.

 

But it's better without condoms. They're uncomfortable and leave your penis red.

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When I have sex I don't mind my penis being red. And I actually don't notice the uncofortableness (does this word exist?) when I'm at work.

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And I actually don't notice the uncofortableness (does this word exist?) when I'm at work.

 

Where the fuck do you work?

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If a girl wants me to use a condom I'll use a condom. With or without...I'm still going to have sex, as Mr_Odwin already said.

 

But what if the woman doesn't want you to wear a condom because she doesn't want to have sex with you?

I'm still going to have sex.

Power to you! :awesome:

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But what if the woman doesn't want you to wear a condom because she doesn't want to have sex with you?

 

Her loss. ..

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I find the intimacy/ romantic moment is ruined when you're having to faff about opening the bloody packet and get that damn thing on.

 

Me and my girlfriend use extra safe ones. Just a habit/ I've had a few rip on me before.

 

My ex rang me up and gave me a pregnancy scare once after one had ripped a little while before. Bad times.

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I find the intimacy/ romantic moment is ruined when you're having to faff about opening the bloody packet and get that damn thing on.

 

But it isn't that hard. Yeah.

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But it isn't that hard. Yeah.

 

I didn't say it was difficult, I just meant it takes time away from the moment of passion, for lack of a better phrase.

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I didn't say it was difficult, I just meant it takes time away from the moment of passion, for lack of a better phrase.

 

You have a point. But I don't see it as a big problem.

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Me and my girlfriend use extra safe ones. Just a habit/ I've had a few rip on me before.

Likewise.

 

The key time to strap yo' shit on (unless you're a pro) is at a time when the lady is preoccupied. In my case it's when the lady is immobilised after a session of hardcore bean licking.

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I didn't say it was difficult, I just meant it takes time away from the moment of passion, for lack of a better phrase.

 

In my experience it doesn't usually bother them when they're unconscious.

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Do people use condoms for "head"? Should they?

Depends, that's why they make the flavoured ones. Save any fluids being transferred. Which is of great importance in Long Eaton round here.

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Do people use condoms for "head"? Should they?

 

As with any activity where there's possibility for exchange of bodily fluids, there is a risk associated with giving/receiving oral sex.

 

But realistically, you only live once. Wearing a condom during oral sex is like saying: "Never get in a car, incase you crash."

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I love sex threads on N-E. I learn so much.

I get all my information about sex from pasty nerds on video game forums.

 

Come to think of it, that explains a lot.

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So basically the response I always get, people should but don't ever.

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There are already some strong contenders for Thread of the Year 2011.

 

We need to pace ourselves.

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