Dan_Dare Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 hahaahahhaha that's brilliant. Not only for the anecdote but the sly admission that you're a chubby chaser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted February 6, 2011 Author Share Posted February 6, 2011 Lol the idea is I WANT to offend the audience. The sicker the better Thanks guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 We're going to have sex tonight. Do you know how I know? Because I'm stronger than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 You said the guy was supposed to be hot, right? Just take him right then and there in front of everyone. That ought to offend at least a couple of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 How about just staying in complete silence? Just stare at him intensely and don't utter a word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted February 6, 2011 Author Share Posted February 6, 2011 How about just staying in complete silence? Just stare at him intensely and don't utter a word. It's blind date though.. There will be a wall between us No point staring down a wall. You said the guy was supposed to be hot, right? Just take him right then and there in front of everyone. That ought to offend at least a couple of people. YES!!!!!!!! cant wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heroicjanitor Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Fart and pretend it was him. Several times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog-amoto Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Ask him if he saw you sat at the bar, would he offer to push your stool in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted February 7, 2011 Author Share Posted February 7, 2011 here's one for you give me a scenario of exactly how you would seduce me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Oh! I thought you just meant you won't see each other until the date. But a wall too? Seems pretty silly (Possibility someone's going to bash me about being shallow.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 So we've had jokes about aids, abuse and rape... o_O here's one for yougive me a scenario of exactly how you would seduce me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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